Chapter 4: We Hate the Sun
On an isolated island, there stood the Duke's castle. The Duke was holding a meeting that night with six other fellow owls in his castle. The owls consisted of different colours and some of different sizes. The Duke and the owls gathered around the Duke's organ where the Duke was holding the meeting. "First, I would like to thank Hoot for fixing the Internet connection," said Duke. "No problem!" replied Hoot, the blue owl. "As you may know, I was having a hard time finding good songs on the radio. They were all songs about the sun." The Duke then recalled a recent time when he was tuning his radio and he heard songs about the sun. The Duke first heard the lyrics, "Here comes the sun" by The Beatles. The Duke groaned. The Duke then adjusted his radio a bit more and heard the lyrics, "Sun is shining, the weather is heated," by Bob Marley. The Duke then groaned even louder. The Duke then tuned his radio again and heard the lyrics, "Don't let the sun go down on me," by Elton John and the Duke groaned even louder.
The Duke continued. "But with the Internet connection, I can illegally download songs that are against the sun and against happy weather. For instance, the song 'I'm Only Happy When it Rains' by Garbage. And even better, Cheryl Crow has a song named 'I Want to Soak Up the Sun', and who doesn't want to soak that thing up?! I think I shall recruit this Ms. Crow. But anyway, back to the main reason why I have gathered you so suddenly. Minutes ago, I was at Stewie's house. I tried to recruit him into our group, but he refused to join us. So I transported him and his dog to our universe and the only way they can get back home to their own universe would be if Stewie joined us. But after telling him that, he shone a flashlight in my face. How dare he disgraces me like that! But I will still give him another chance to join us. Oh, and as always, we hate the sun and we must make sure that Chanticleer does not crow to bring the sun up. And now for us to sing our anthem, 'We Hate the Sun'." The Duke then started adjusting his organ. He started playing it a bit, but the Duke said, "No, that's too 1980s. Let's make this a bit more 1990s." The Duke then played the organ a bit more and he finally got the sound he wanted. The Duke then started playing the anthem of his group of owls, "We Hate the Sun" in the tune of "I Saw the Sign" by Ace of Base. The Duke and the owls then started singing.
We hate the sun! It's painful to our eyes.
We hate the sun!
It's too bright and bland, you may not understand
But we hate the sun! It's painful to our eyes.
We hate the sun!
No one's gonna drag us out of our home to see the light.
This is where we belong!
Suddenly, a small owl named Hunch who is also the Duke's nephew, came falling down from the ceiling down onto the Duke's organ. Hunch donned a brown pilot cap and a purple knapsack. "Uncle Dukey! You won't believe what I saw!" exclaimed Hunch. "I saw Stewie, a dog, Snipes, and Peepers in a toy chest rowing down the river near Spooner Street! They must be on their way to downtown Quahog!" "Really?" the Duke asked with interest. "I want you and the other owls to go find Stewie and bring him here immediately. And his little dog, too," ordered the Duke.