Soo…..Ok, I know what your thinking! The last chapter was talking about a totally different subject. But DON'T WORRY! I am going to do that pairing thing, I just need some time. I got 4 stories I have to update man, I'm busy! Plus I couldn't resist on this idea, I stole it from Spiritual Bob (nice name by the way) from her avatar fic. Don't worry, it will all make sense (wait, its not suppose to) at the end. And HibaZae, you're in it. (did you even want to be in it?) but I don't care, you're in it anyways. I like to invite my friends or people i make up to get in touch with their random selves (even if they don't like that idea) XD.
K, well, enjoy
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-everyone is in MY room sleeping. On the ground, my bed, in my closet, you name it-
ME: -wakes up, looks around- WHAT THE HECK!
SOME PERSON: -whispers- Shh! Not so loud!
ME: I'm sorry, but who are you?
SOME PERSON: My name's Charlotte.
ME: OMG! That spider from Charlotte's Web! –looks at her- Wait! You're that girl from Hannah Montana. What was her name again…..? Oh yeah, Lilly! But you sound like Charlotte from Charlotte's Web.
CHARLOTTE: um, yeah. I am Charlotte. But I'm using a human body.
ME: Why Lilly?
CHARLOTTE: I dunno.
ME: ….ok, question. Why is the Bleach cast here in MY room?
CHARLOTTE: Because they're sleeping.
ME: Ok, another question. Why are they sleeping in MY room!?
CHARLOTTE: Because they just are.
ME: ..…well, I don't want them to sleep.
CHARLOTTE????
ME: …….WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!!
HINAMORI: WHAT HAPPENED! –looks- why am I in a bed. Ohh! Nice bed.
HITSUGAYA: Where are we? –looks around, sees dog posters- Ok, someone here is a dog lover.
ME: Humph! My room, my designs!
ICHIGO: HEY! Let go! Um, what was her name again?
ME: Brandie.
ICHIGO: Brandie, Let go of ME!
BRANDIE: -holding Ichigo around the waist, saying sleepily- Nooo……..you're…..warm...cozy...nice...-snuggles-...soft...
ME: Just let her be.
ICHIGO: -sighs-
Me: But, then again she does sleep till 1:00 pm. You're gonna be in that position for a LOOOONNG time.
ICHIGO: HEY BRANDIE! –pushes her- GET UP!
BRANDIE: -wakes up- WOW! Purple room! Briana's room right?
ME: 0,o? You're good.
ORIHIME: Um…..why are we here?
CHARLOTTE: Well, wouldn't it make sense if we magically appear in Briana's room.
ME: You're on to something.
RUKIA: While we're in your house, we might as well explore it.
-everyone agrees-
ME: I don't think tha-
MATSUMOTO: good idea.
ME: But you guys-
SHYANN: I wanna see your house!
-all of the sudden, everyone disappears except me and Charlotte-
ME: Ok, this is creepy.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, is it?
ME: YES!
CHARLOTTE: -,-….. well, listen. I gotta go so-
ME: You're just going to leave me her alone, knowing that anime people are in my house doing…..WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?!?!
CHARLOTTE: um, yeah, pretty much.
ME: NO! You're staying with me! –grabs her arm- Come on! We got a house to save!
CHARLOTTE: -.-……….Fine.
ME: Good! –hears noises from my older brothers room- OH NO! –goes into room. Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Renji, Hisagi are there-
ICHIGO: DUDE! This game rocks! Resident Evil 4!
HITSUGAYA: When is it going to be MY turn?
ICHIGO: Wait, I'm on a roll!
RENJI: Zombie alert! SHOOT HIM! OH NO! Not the guy with the chainsaw. You're in BIG trouble.
HISAGI: HEY! Pay attention to Ashley! She's gonna get kidnapped again!
ICHIGO: Shut up! I was doing just fine without you guys!
ME: SSSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!
-everyone looks away from the screen-
ME: First of all, I'd like to point out, that Ichigo is too young to play the game. 17+ Mature.
ICHIGO: But I see this kind of stuff everyday. The blood I mean.
ME: Doesn't matter. The other guys can play though. BUT not now.
EVERYONE: Aww.
ME: AND, my brother is going to KILL ME. So DON'T save the game.
ICHIGO: Why?
ME: He'll be suspicious if someone goes lower or higher than his original score. Now put the controller down.
ICHIGO: But I was on a-
ME: PUT. IT. DOWN! And turn off the game.
ICHIGO: Ok. – turns game off-
ME: Now follow me. See that nice big TV? Sit on the couch, here's the remote, and enjoy.
HITSUGAYA: What if there's no-
ME: I SAID ENJOY!
EVERYONE: O,O….
CHARLOTTE: Well you handled that very well.
ME: Why thank you. So….-hears a crash from little brother's room- NO! –barges in. Yachiru, Yuzu, Hiyori are in there with games on the floor-
ME: What happened?
YACHIRU: Well, you see, we were trying to get a board game from….whosever closet this is. But then all of the games came crashing down on are little heads, oh so fast.
ME: You sound like a writer.
YACHIRU: Indeed.
ME: 0,o? –sighs- ok, listen. You guys, go on the couch where the there guys are sitting. And just deal with what they're watching.
YACHIRU: Well sisters, let's go into the wonderful world of television. Where they tell us, its vision.
ME&CHARLOTTE: 0,o? o,0? –doorbell rings, we go to get it-
ME: - reaches for the door- Wait a minute, I'm not allowed to answer the door when I'm alone.
CHARLOTTE: Well, you're not really alone.
ME: Yeah, you're right. –opens door-
THE PERSON AT MY DOOR: Hello, is this the house of –looks at a piece of paper- imisscalvin?
ME: Why yes, yes it is. And you are…?
THE PERSON AT M- oh screw that: HibaZae.
ME: Well welcome to my beautiful -crash-……..hold that thought. Come with me! –Porch, sees Matsumoto, Hinamori, Rukia, and Nanao with tons of ice pops in their hand-
ME: um…..what's going on?
MATSUMOTO: Your ice pops are cold. But oh so delicious.
HINAMORI: The green ones are the best!
RUKIA: Really? I like the red better.
NANAO: How about blue?
ME: -sighs- You know what? Why don't you round up your ice pops and go sit with everyone in front of the TV.
EVERYONE: OK!
-boing boing-
ME: What is it now? –goes outside. Brandie, Shyann, Nemu, Kiyone, Isane, Unohana-
BRANDIE: BRIANA! You never told me you had a trampoline!
ME: Never crossed my mind.
NEMU: I can see a lot of houses.
KIYONE: Reminds me of that one song. I BELIVE-
KIYONE&ISANE: I CAN FFFFFLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!
SHYANN: WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! JUMPING! AND I THINK THERE'S A…….RAINBOW!
UNOHANA: What a breeze.
ME: Could you guys get off and go watch TV with everyone else.
EVERYONE: OK.
ME: That was easy.
CHARLOTTE: Very easy.
HIBAZAE: Very, very easy.
EVERYONE:……… - yells coming from parent's room. Chad, Grimmjaw, Ulquiorra.- Great.
GRIMMJAW: Hey, did you know that there was an evil monkey in your parent's closet?
ME: No.
CHAD: Well, there is.
ME: That's nice.
EVERYONE: ……..
ME: This is weird.
ULQUIORRA: What?
ME: I usually get intur -laughter in living room- never mind. Peoples, go to family room.
THE THREES: Right.
ME: -goes toward living room. Aizen and Gin.(unexpected)- Ok, what the heck is Aizen doing here?
GIN: Because he is.
ME: But I don't like him!
AIZEN: -gasps like a girl-
-silence-
GIN: Well, same time, same place?
ME: Sure but, -whispers in Gin's ear- Don't bring Aizen
AIZEN: -gasps again-
ME: -stares- Um….just go to the TV.
GIN&AIZEN: OK!
ME: -walks in kitchen. Luppi, Ishida, Urahara, Byakuya are there-
ME: What are you all doing here!
LUPPI: I found a bag of potato chips. And there are only crumbs in there! I mean, WHO SAVES A BAG OF POTATOE CHIPS WITH ONLY CRUMBS IN IT!?!?!?!
ME: ……..Are you done?
LUPPI: yes.
ME: To answer your loud question, Older brother, Dad. Nuff said.
LUPPI: I understand. Guys will be guys.
ME:…….but you are a guy.
LUPPI: That's beside the point!
BYAKUYA: Lucky Charms? Honey Nut Cheerios?
URAHARA: Oh no! They're after me Lucky Charms!
BAYAKUYA: um…….0,o?
URAHARA: Come on! Haven't you heard that commercial! Where that lepercon runs away from the kids, and, and, he uses the marshmallows to get away, and, and, he gets caught anyway. And, and……..
BYAKUYA: -shakes head no-
URAHARA: ………………….
BAYAKUYA: ………………….
ISHIDA: I gotta say, this chocolate cake is really good!
CHARLOTTE: You're telling me!
HIBAZAE: ……..I'm speechless.
EVERYONE: WE CAN TELL! Want some cake?
LUPPI: My god! Look at this! –points to a broken bag filled with hamburger patties- I mean, look. This bag has a suitable zip lock thingy and yet someone just rips the bag open.
ME: That's my brother, yet again. And that's the second time it's happened too.
LUPPI: He must be stupid then.
ME: Yea. You really understand me! We should totally talk sometime.
LUPPI: Great! Then I'll make an appointment!
-giggles in parents room-
ME: Aww, great. More problems. You four. Go to TV there. –points-
LUPPI: But everyone's pigging out.
URAHARA: You know what. This Chocolate cake would go great with milk.
BYAKUYA: OH! I WANT SOME!
HIBAZAE: Looks like someone's hyper.
ISHIDA: OMG! Doritos!
BYAKUYA: GIMME THEM!
CHARLOTTE: …….
ME: …….um, just take everyone to the TV.
LUPPI: OK!
ME: -leaves to parent's bathroom- Orihime, Yoruichi? What are you doing here?
YORUICHI: Your mom has a LOT of nice make up. Don't I look pretty?
ORIHIME: And nail polish too!
ME:….. Don't touch my mom's stuff!
YORUICHI:…..Fine. But, I was wondering. Can I take this Peach shampoo? I wanted to give it to Hinamori. Since her name does mean peach then she can smell like one too! And look, it says "Sweet and Seductive" That is totally her. She needs this!
OIRHIME: -giggles-
ME: No, that's my moms. I would love to, but I can't. Where's Soifon and Tatsuki? They're the only ones left that I haven't found.
ORIHIME: Well, they said that we were boring, and they found your iPod, and took it to the family room.
ME: They were there the whole time?
YORUICHI: Yep!
ME: They were the only ones who followed my directions.
O&Y: Hey!
ME: COME! Let us depart!
O&Y:………????? WTF?
ME: Can't I sound smart? –finally (aren't you happy) goes to family room where everyone is- So, now tha-
SOIFON: Fer sure MAYBE!
TATSUKI: Fer sure NOT!
-changes song-
SOIFON: ……………DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS-
TATSUKI: HOT LIKE ME!
-changes song-
SOIFON: …………..HEY HEY YOU YOU!
TATSUKI: I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
-changes song-
SOIFON: …………..I AM NOT AFRIAD TO KEEP ON LIVING!
TATSUKI: I AM NOT AFRIAD TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!
-changes song-
SOIFON: …………..You took my heart!
TATSUKI: Deceive me right from the start!
-changes song-
SOIFON: Baby If I-
TATSUKI: Act like that!
EVERYONE: ……………………………..
ICHIGO: They're not very good.
ME: Give my back my iPod!
SOIFON: Aww, come on.
TATSUKI: You like a lot of different artists.
ME: Yeah. OK everyone, listen.
-everyone is quiet-
ME: ……WHY ARE YOU ALL IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?
EVERYONE: Cause we are.
ME: What kind of an answer is that? You all couldn't just magically appear out of nowhere.
GIN: Maybe we did.
ME: ………….um…….-goes to different topic- So anyways, You must ALL pay attention to the next thing I say.
-everyone (except a few various people) pay attention-
ME: MY CODE NAME…..IS……NOBODY!
YACHIRU: Nobody?
ME: SHHH! You mustn't speak of it!
HITSUGAYA: What did she say?
HINAMORI: She said-
ME: SHH! Don't say it! Shorty will just be clueless when I decide to use it.
HITSUGAYA: HEY!
ICHIGO: Is that why we're sitting here?
ME: No, it's because you ALL cannot control yourself.
ICHIGO: You know DAMN well that isn't true!
ME: ICHIGO! TIME OUT! Go sit in the corner!
ICHIGO: Oh god, just beca-
ME: NOW!
ICHIGO: -sighs- Fine. –walks slowly to the corner, all watch silently-
ME: See Shorty. That'll happen the next time you say a bad word.
HITSUGAYA: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
ME: -stares-……..So, let's all go outside. IN THE FRONT!
EVERYONE IN THE TRAMPOLINE SCENE: Awww.
ME: Let us, DEPART!
ORIHIME: You really need to stop saying that.
ME: But I sound smart.
EVERYONE: NO YOU DON'T!
ME: …….Geez, I just want to sound smart. Don't kill me over it.
-everyone leaves to the front. Except Ichigo-
ICHIGO: ……um…..Hello?
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ME: So, have fun, just don't get off of my lawn.
HINAMORI: You have nice grass. It's so green.
ME: Thank you.
RUKIA:……….that's it, I'm bored!
YACHIRU: Than lets play duck-duck goose!
HITSUGAYA: NO! That's a kids game.
ORIHIME: How does it go?
YACHIRU: -smiles- I'll show you!
-after a while-
HITSUGAYA: This is a kid's game, yet we're playing it?
HINAMORI: Aww, Shiro-chan, I bet you like it!
HITSUGAYA: NO I DON'T!
ME: YES YOU DO!!
HITSUGAYA: NOT I DON'T!!!
ME: YES YOU DO!!!!
EVERYONE: Not these fight again.
ME: BUT, his shortness ticks me off!
HITSUGAYA: Her…….RANDOMNESS ticks me off!
ME: SHORTNESS!
HITSUGAYA: RANDOMNESS!!
ME: SHORTNESS!!!
HITSUGAYA: RANDOMNESS!!!!
EVERYBODY: JUST SHUT UP YOU TWO.
ME&HITSUGAYA: Humph!
SOIFON: This game is BORING! Briana, give me your iPod!
ME: NO! You're gonna like break it or something…NO!
SHYANN: -pats Hitsugaya's hair- You have pointy hair. –giggles-
HITSUGAYA: Briana, can you tell her to stop. She's annoying me.
ME: Shorty! She's enjoying this! It's not everyday she gets to pats your hair.
HITSUGAYA: ...…..???
AIZEN: I'M BORED!
ME: -devilish smile- you want to have fun?
AIZEN: Sure.
ME: -in the distance…..a herd of insert any dog type here came and attacked Aizen- Happy?
AIZEN: ………..-cant speak-
HINAMORI: OMG AIZEN TA-
ME: NO! Hinamori, this is the first step to get over Aizen.
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IF AIZEN EVER GETS ATTACKED MY A HERD OF ANGRY insert any dog type here THEN JUST DON'T CARE. I REPEAT, DDDDOOOOOONNNNN''''''TTTTT CCCCCAAAAARRRRREEEEE!
HINAMORI: WOW!
ME: SO, just don't care.
HINAMORI: But still-
ME: Hinamori, trust me, it's for the best.
HINAMORI: um…..ok. but shouldn't we help him?
ME: -sighs. Turns toward Aizen- Aizen, do you want some help.
AIZEN: ……ye-……yes…..
ME: …………-turns back to Hinamori-…………he said no.
HINAMORI: All right.
ME: Rukia.
RUKIA: Yes?
ME: I have this feeling that I'm forgetting something. Something that involves you.
RUKIA: hmm……Chappy the Bunny?
ME: no, no….something else.
Meanwhile……
ICHIGO: HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO! How the hell does someone forget a person? She is so dead when my time out is complete. Then I'll get my revenge! –evil laugh- hahahaha!
Back -5 minutes passed-……….
RUKIA: Ice pops?
ME: no...
RUKIA: Chocolate?
ME: no...
RUKIA: animals?
ME: no...
RUKIA: ...Chocolate?
ME: You just said chocolate!
RUKIA: Well I'm running out of ideas here!
ME: ...
RUKIA: Maybe Ichigo will help.
ME: Rukia that's it! I forgot to turn off the TV.
RUKIA: OH!
ME: Come on, let's go.
-all of the sudden, I hear my name over and over again, then I wake up-
ME: What happened?
MATSUMOTO: Tachiou knocked you out, along with your friends.
ME: WHAT?!?!?!
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Sorry HibaZae. Your part was little and personality? I don't know you very well so don't kill me! So, next chapter will be the freaky pairings. Just be patient. Oh yeah, and I don't own any of the songs:
"Fer Sure" by "The Medic Droid"
"Don't Cha" by "The Pussycat Dolls"
"Girlfriend" by "AvrilLavigne"
"Famous Last Words" by "My Chemical Romance"
"Angels" by "Within Temptation"
"Stupid Girls" by "Pink"
Well, that's all I have to say, and one more thing……..PLEASE REVIEW. Thank you!