-1Throughout the course of the day, Axel had made Serenity buy him more hair gel, let Roxas glare at her, and forced her to sing and dance for him. Surprisingly, Serenity was very happy to sing and dance for Axel. She spent five minutes before she started going on about how her voice was "the most beautiful in the world" and how she was a "world champion dancer."

Axel did not, in fact, agree. He thought her voice resembled a cacophony of nails on a chalkboard. And when she began to dance, Axel seriously thought she was having a seizure. When Axel told her those facts, Serenity's eyes flashed red and her face turned pink in a mixture of shock and anger.

"You're so mean to me, you big poop!" Serenity shouted in outrage. "You're lucky I find you incredibly sexy!" She stormed over to Axel's window and stood with her arms crossed staring out at Kingdom Hearts.

Axel stared at Serenity in contempt for a few seconds. "Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, tomorrow I want breakfast in bed delivered to me at EXACTLY nine o'clock."

"After all I've done for you, shouldn't you be serving ME breakfast?" Serenity demanded.

"I'll be glad to serve your ass to Siberia."

Serenity stood silently for a couple of minutes. She was busily trying to figure out where Siberia was. After her silent contemplation, Serenity decided that she really didn't care to know where Siberia was. "Fine," she sighed, "what do you want for breakfast?"

"Waffles, covered in syrup. Two eggs, sunny side up. Extra crunchy hash browns. One bagel, cream cheese on the side. One large glass of ice cold orange juice. And one small glass of chocolate milk." Axel finished with a nod.

Serenity stared at him. Are you really going to eat all that food?"

"Yes. Now shut up. I'm going to bed." Axel clapped his hands and the room was shrouded in darkness. He settled back into his pillows, prepared for a night probably filled with dreams of the game of extreme Frisbee he was unable to play. Just as he was about to drift off, Axel felt someone snuggling next to him. "Roxas, I keep telling you, I am NOT going to read Goldilocks and the Three Bears to you. Go ask Demyx. He ordered.

"I'm not Roxas…" Serenity whispered, moving her fingers slowly down Axel's chest.

"What the hell?!" Axel shoved her off his bed and clapped his hands. The lights blazed of, revealing Axel's enraged face and Serenity's more confused than normal face. "You sleep in the other room." Axel pointed to the room that had once held his mountain of dirty clothes.

Serenity's eyes turned dark blue and filled with tears, her lower lip trembled. But, off she went into Axel's other room. Once she had the door closed, Serenity burst into tears, occasionally asking herself, "why doesn't he love me?' before resuming her sobbing.

'This, I can live with.' Axel thought before drifting off to sleep.

The next morning Serenity hurried into Axel's room at exactly nine o'clock carry a tray heavily laden with food. "Breakfast is served." She giggled. Axel laid his book aside as Serenity placed the tray on his bed.

Axel stared from the tray to Serenity and back. "Are you deaf? Stupid perhaps? This is certainly not what I told you to make."

"What's wrong with it?"

"I wanted waffles. You gave me French toast. These eggs are scrambled, not sunny side up. I have never met anyone who eats mashed potatoes for breakfast. This, is not a bagel. This is a bran muffin. The plate they are on say 'for Luxord ONLY,' so that should have been a clue. Water and chocolate mild are not the same thing. Well, at least I still have my orange juice." Axel took a big drink of the aforementioned beverage and promptly spit it back out. "This is warm! Not ice cold!" Axel got out of his bed. "The orange juice is the last straw! You have outlived your usefulness." Axel summoned his chakram.

Serenity, who had finally realized the danger she was in, backed away from Axel. "Oh yeah. Well…you have no heart!" She said.

"I'm Heartless, not stupid." Axel replied. "Flaming death!" Axel incinerated Serenity with one blast, leaving behind nothing but a pile of ashes. Axel shrugged, went to the still opened door, and yelled, "Roxas, come here for a second!"

Roxas came to the door a few seconds later. "What?"

"I'll give you two hundred Munny to clean that up for me." Axel pointed at the smoldering pile of ashes.

Roxas sighed. "Already?" Axel grinned at him. "Fine. But I want the Munny now."

Axel nodded and began counting out the two hundred. "Maybe the next one will get the order right."

"Yeah right." Roxas muttered as he pocketed the Munny.

At that same moment, in the same park Axel met Serenity, Demyx was taking nap. A nap that he was startled out of by a cry of "Ohmaigawd! Hiiiiii! Let's hope this one gets the breakfast order right…

End