AN: These are the most recent ones, now its getting dramatic…
"Alright, what do you want to talk about?" England plops himself into France's couch, too tired to even be polite, France can understand that much. "Before that, I start on dinner." France said from the kitchen, while digging in his fridge for ingredients. "Din-, you said the sooner we start, the sooner I could leave! It's not even 5 yet." England straightened up to argue. "Might as well do it when we're eating, it saves time." England could only slump back into the couch; he knew he could never win an argument when France is like this... Meanwhile, a certain American is very annoyed not being able to listen to the conversation. And to two otaku trying to get more scoops on the situation.
"Angleterre, dinner is ready." Hearing no response from England, France went to the living room to find out what happened. Upon reaching the living room, he saw England lying on the couch sleeping. "He's so cute when he's like this" France said while he caresses England's hair.
England only snuggles toward the warmth coming from France's hand. "Angleterre is so cute, when he's like this." France is practically squealing, quietly, seeing England so peaceful unlike when he's awake. The two otaku are trying to keep their blood under control and America is grabbing the wire fence too hard until it bends.
"Mon char, wake up. The food is ready." France said to England while shaking him awake. England starts to rub away the sleepiness from his eyes and slowly opened them. "Hmm... Ok..."
"He's so docile when he just woke up." France thought while he leads England to the dining table.
England quietly sat down at the dinning table and started to put some food into his mouth, without argument I might add, slowly becoming more conscious. "So…? Can we start now?" America was beyond agitated, England's not complaining about France or his food! Did Iggy get brainwashed?! America is trying even harder than before to get in and know what's going on inside.
In his rush to find a way into the house, America knocked over a flowerpot and it crashed on the floor. Both France and England jumped up in shock when they heard the noise. "What was that noise? Stay here while I check it out." France said to England.
England nodded still looking around for any sign of someone trespassing. "Anybody there?" France opens the door and asks no one in particular. "Shit!" America quickly ducks behind a bush to hide from France's sight. Seeing there's no one, France closes the door, without locking it, if that person came back.
"Mon lapin, No one seems to be outside." "Don't call me that! I'm not your rabbit! I'm sure I heard something..."
"Phew. The HERO will never be caught by the evil guy!" America boasted out loud.
America slowly opens the door, slipping into the house quietly. "Whoever it is, they'll come back if it's important." America could hear France's talking in the kitchen. "Whatever, at least I can be sure it isn't a burglar. No one with the right mind would come to your house willingly." "Angleterre, you wound me." France dramatically put his hand on his chest, faking a hurt expression, England only scoffed at his action. "Alright, jokes aside. Let get down to business." America could hear France move closer to England.
As America walked closer to the kitchen, he heard something "A-ahh! Frog, what are you doing!"
"Relax mon ami. Just leave everything to me."
"That's it! I'm going in! Iggy is in need of a HERO to save him!"
"Stop whatever you are doing! The HERO is here to save your Iggy!" America shouted as he jumped into the kitchen and did a superman pose.
"A-America! W-what are you doing here?!" England exclaimed in a shock. In the kitchen was England sitting down on the chair with France giving him a shoulder massage.
"Saving you from Frenchy of course! What else?" America announced as if it was common sense. (England couldn't deny about the saving from the French men) "I don't need bloody saving, you git! Why are you breaking into other people's house for no reason?!" England stood up to start lecturing to America. While those two are arguing, France watched the scene unfold. 'So this is what Matthieu meant.' the two of them are arguing so much that they have completely forgotten France was even there. More determined to talk with England, France smoothly escorted America out of his house, without argument. (And England can't believe it took France little effort to get America to leave his house!)
"France." "Yes, Angleterre?" "Add one more thing to discuss with you, how to get America to leave the house." France laughed at the last statement, "It's all about technique, lapin."
Outside, unknown to the three nations, Hungary and Japan are looking at their every move. And they love the plot behind this!
"I need a closer view of this!" Said Hungary as she used more tissues to try and stop her nose bleed.
"Now, Angleterre lets continue shall we?" France said and both he and England starts walking to the living room.
"So? What's wrong if Canada?" England asked immediately, hoping this would end soon at the same time worried, France hardly gets so serious. "Matthieu didn't really have any problems-" "Then why did you want to talk." England interrupts. "Let me finish Angleterre. It's just that Matthieu seem so depressed today during the meeting, he's the type to bottle things up. And to tell the truth, I'm worried." France said with a look of concern, England paying close attention. "Prussia occasionally talks to Matthieu, but I don't think it's going to make a huge difference. You know that I don't really talk to him that much anymore after you took him. And before you say anything, I'm not blaming you." England is processing France words in his mind. "So what are you going to do?" is the only reply England gave. "For one, please try to remember him, Angleterre." England nodded, "Another would Amérique, at least partially. You know how he likes to be the center of attention." England couldn't agree more, "We can't just suddenly ask America to stop-" "I know that Angleterre, all I'm saying is that please at least try to remember Matthieu that's all, it's better than trying to change Amérique."
"I shall keep it in mind. I should visit Canada someday soon..." England said feeling bad that he had always forgotten who Canada was and even his existence.
"Now, teach me how you got America to leave the house so quickly. No matter what method I tried, even when I used black magic, he won't leave!"
"Well, that Angleterre is a technique that I had learnt from Matthieu. If you want me to teach you the technique, I believe that is a price you have to pay. Honhonhonhonhon." France said given England his rape face look.
"Bloody frog!" England hits France on the head, a friendly one. He can almost understand how he feels. "Forget it, I'll just ask Canada. Well, I'm going home th-" France grabs England's wrist to stop him from leaving. "You seem to have forgotten that I have something else to talk to you." Outside, "Oh my god! This is amazing! America don't give up, otherwise there wouldn't be a show!" Hungary was getting excited and Japan is writing the scene in his notepad.
"Unhand me this instant! What else do we have to talk about frog?!"
At this current moment, America is sitting at Mickey D's inhaling his large amount of burgers and coke. "Why do I feel that I'm forgetting something...?"
"About that depre-" France stops suddenly. "About what? Don't wait my time!" England stood there arms crossed, glaring at France. "I mean that mood swing of yours." England was about to deny and start screaming at France, only for the latter to raise his hand to try and calm the English nation down. "Don't deny it. Those mood swings of yours came as suddenly as they left, of course you wouldn't notice. If you don't believe me, just ask Prussia or Spain. This is getting serious England." England was really going to kill France for accusing him until France said his name, not in French! "It usually happens only on you-know-who's Birthday, but then you sometimes suddenly just shuts down even when it's not that day." England is really trying hard to get this information in his head, he can't deny the first part, but he doesn't remember the rest. Hungary just can't believe America! She was almost angered enough to go out there and start shouting at him for leaving just like that, before Japan trying to reason with her and go back to observing the situation in France's house.
"W-what are you saying! I'm fine the way I am now. You do not have to worry about me!" England said to France, his tsundereness acting up.
On America's side, halfway of inhaling his burgers, America suddenly remembered what he stalked England and France for. "I forgot about getting Iggy away from the French pervert!"
America run all the way back and just burst into France's house, literally, reaching the living room. Just in time to see France grabs England wrist, the latter trying to get France's hand to loosen. "Hold on Iggy, the hero is her to save you!" America shake France's hand loose and pulled England out of the house. "America wha-!" France stood there dumbstruck, and then chuckled. "Maybe Amérique is the better man for the job." Now all he has to worry about is his door. Hungary was dying of happiness right now and Japan is in bliss from the sudden change in situation.
"Japan! Quick, we have to catch up with them! We can't miss this!" Said Hungary when she saw that America and England was going further and further away.
"Stop right this instant America! Do you hear me! Stop right now ALFRED!" When America heard England shout out his human name, he knew right away that England was really angry.
America let go of England's hand and turn around to face him. England clutching his wrist from the force America has used to drag him, he was sure its going to hurt till morning. "Um, you're not hurt are you?" America asked England, feeling awkward, never has England really snapped at him before unless it's something important or on his birthday. "Why do you care?" England grumbled, still bitter from the talk about his depressions with France.
"Of course I care! Why would you say that! Of course there is the thing about your horrible cooking and everything else but I care about you!"
"M-my cooking is not horrible! It's delicious! And when did you even care about me! You left me!" At this point, England's eyes were full of tears that threatened to point at any time. America never did like England crying and he was at a loss of what to do. And so America hugged England hoping that he would understand his feelings.
"W-what!? Let go of me!"
England used all the strength he has to push America away, he may not be the British Empire anymore but he is still the United Kingdom. "Go away; I don't need your pity! I can very well handle myself." England eyes were no longer in tears but burning with anger, America remain silent for awhile and was about to talk when England interrupt him. "And don't go about with this shit that you care America! You stopped caring since that day. No more, cranky old man to tell you what to do and eat any more of my cooking! Just when I was about to let go, you just came back and get my hopes up! Make up your god damn mind!" England snapped and the younger nation.
"I CARE ABOUT YOU! I CARE ABOUT YOU! When did I not care...? I just wanted you to see me at the same level you see Germany and all the other countries! Not just as a little brother that you are always fussing over! I want you to see me as an equal! Why can't you understand...Iggy...?"
After having said all that, America was on the verge of tears.
England looked like someone has tell him France was not a pervert, he stood there eyes widen at the sudden confession America gave. "You could have at least just said it! You don't have to start a bloody war over it!" His famous tsundere trait kicking in, the truth is that England was almost, keyword being almost, happy that the reason why America had leaved him isn't because that he hate him. "When did I ever treat you like it was before? I-I understand if you started war for that reason, you bloke. But even after so many years, the way you keep insulting me makes it hard for me to move on. Like you have never even cared about once, like all that you've done since I've look after you was a fake." the last sentence in a whisper that America had to strain his ears to catch it.
"Iggy... England. Ireallyreallyreallylikeyouan dIcareaboutyoualotandI'mgratefulthatyouraisemeupand Iwillneverleaveyoueveragain" America said all his feelings in a single breath as he felt embarrassed. England having finally understood what America was saying started to turn bright red up to his ears.
"U-uh..." England's face is scarlet red from the direct confession from America. (The one before doesn't count!) Both nation stay silent after that outburst, luckily it's quite late so there's no one around. "I-I'm h-happy then... T-thank you, I'm proud to say that I was the one who raised you-" Before England could finish his sentence, America silence him with his lips. England was panting when America release him, England state at America in confusion with his action. Behind a bush, Hungary just died of blood-loss and Japan is determined to survive till the end. "What part of 'I want you to see me at the same level' don't you understand!?" America was looking angered by England's reply. Only for England to answer just as much fury. "Before you go around doing that let me finish! I'm proud to say that I was the one who raised you, who turn out be someone I can count on as an ally and as a friend." England was back to the blushing schoolgirl from before.
"So does this means that we are officially a couple?" America said out loud as he is so thick-headed that everything must be spelled out clearly. *England punch America in the arm* "Do I still have to say it out loud!?" Behind the bush, Japan is on the verge of fainting and it could be said that his hp is currently reaching 0. "Hold it right there! England is mine and you are not allowed to take him away!" Hearing this, America, England and Japan turned towards the voice.
AN: I don't know what's with the sudden change in the story, but like I said, this thing has no plot or what so ever, we'll just keep on writing I guess…? Okay, I KNOW there's bound to have mistake in this chapter, help me look just in case.
If you re-read the whole thing, you'll notice she keeps giving me dead-ends TT^TT Why do you intend to torture me? How am I supposed to continue from there?