Chapter 4-The talk...sorta eh just go with it!
Rosalie:Proud_Blonde
Esme:Airhead-mother
Alice:Short_psychic-pixie
Edward:Controlfreak1918
Emmett:MonkeyMan
Carlisle:2Hot4U
Jasper:Emo-dimple
Bella:klutzy-human
A/N:Well I forgot to put the disclaimer thingy majigy yea obviously I am not SM cuz if I was I'd be rich and Bella well she be kinda dead or alone hmm but either way not with Edward or Jacob I think I would have made them gay or what not lol XD Any-who chapter 4!
MonkeyMan has signed on
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Proud_Blonde: I hate you give me my mirrors! Bella!
Klutzy-human: Rosalie I swear I didn't take your mirrors hello I've never seen your house!
Proud_Blonde: Liar Emmy bear told me..
Short_psychic-pixie: Rosie she's telling the truth..Em took them and hid them under the bed.
Proud_Blonde: That fag!
Emo-dimple: lol ^.^ I love you Alice poo! Aha see Emmett is gay!
MonkeyMan: Grr I am not gay I'll prove all of you wrong!
MonkeyMan is busy..
Proud_Blonde:...how?O.o
Short_psychic-pixie: Omg...lmao Rosie have fun!...My eyes burn now!_
Proud_Blonde is busy...
Emo-dimple: Thanks for covering for me...Baby I feel horny...lusty and omg...ewwwwwww ROSIE AND EMMETT ARE DOING IT AREN'T THEY!
Klutzy-human: uhm..should I leave?...o_O
Short_psychic-pixie: heehee Jazz why don't you come closer *wink wink* ;]
Emo-dimple: oo baby _ plz don't tease me*growls* ahh don't poke my member!
Short_psychic-pixie:...I'm not poking your member..*pokes*im poking your PENI!
Klutzy-human:...uh...uh...ew?...*covers eyes*Where's Edward to distract me stupid unreliable thing...hey what are you guys?
Short_psychic-pixie: We are vampsjjdbshjbfhudsjdb...HEY!O.O
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Controlfreak1918: Shut up Alice
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Short_psychic-pixie: but but T_T u didn't have to mess up my typing...*runs into Jazz's arms*
Emo-dimple: *comforts Alice* Sorry Bella..uhm well we are from Alaska..so were different...
Proud_Blonde is available
MonkeyMan is available
Proud_Blonde: wow ok Emmett is not gay *blush*
MonkeyMan: HELLZ YEAH! I tap that bitch haha
Short_psychic-pixie: *giggles* Rosie we can't blush
Emo-dimple: Alice babe ssh TMI! Edwa...I mean you know who will kill you...and wow that wasn't very long...
Klutzy-human: Edward...Edward! Plz talk 2 me plz omg plz im dying...*tears*
2Hot4U has signed on
2Hot4U: Your mother is going to sign on...Bella plz sign off she's going to talk about Sex...Run kids..run...now..
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Klutzy-human: oooooookkkkkk
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Short_psychic-pixie: oo this gonna be good
Proud_Blonde: omg Alice u perv
Short_psychic-pixie: heehee yes I am
Airhead-mother has signed on
Airhead-mother: ARE YOU CHILDREN USING PROTECTION!
MonkeyMan:...uhm mommy we can't catch anything or get prego we are uhmm dead
Proud_blonde: thanks Em u asshole had to remind me*runs away crying*
Emo-dimple: dude...harsh...*tears* damnit! Emmett go fix Rosie!
MonkeyMan: fine...
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Short_psychic-pixie: Esme! Edward and Bella need a talking too about Sex ^^
Airhead-mother: ok thanks sweetie ill wait
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Controlfreak1918 has signed on
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Controlfreak1918: Bella hi I'm sorry for being rude...
Klutzy-human: heehee your talking to me ^^*blush*
Airhead-mother: ok you two sex is VILE don't ever do it!
Understand Vile VILE!*pulls hair out screaming*
Klutzy-human: uhhh awkward...*blushes*
Controlfreak1918: uhm Esme are you alright?
Airhead-mother: Edward I'm your mother! You waited this long without sex what's another...several years...no sex its VILEEEE! Vile I say vile!*bald...*I need more hair..fucking shit man..I mean poopie!
Controlfreak1918:ok mommy ill wait no sex for me...
MonkeyMan has signed on
MonkeyMan: haha no action for eddikins haha ha*jumps up and down* Bella! I know who can help *wink wink*
Klutzy-human: who?... Jacob?
Controlfreak1918: ok mom im sorry I take it back...Bella WTF!
MonkeyMan: ooo awkward! I was talking about Mike Tyler or Eric but uh yea I think my job is done here*runs away*
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Klutzy-human: oo shit..Edward I I i ...*runs away*
Controlfreak1918: ok you know what fuck you Emmett and Bella fuck you too
Airhead-mother: EDWARD!Language! And what did I say about Sex its bad don't do it its VILE!
Controlfreak1918: Esme mother dear...FUCK YOU TOO! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT..I'm going back to Alaska...
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Emo-dimple: whoa wow awkward
Airhead-mother: omg Edward is soo grounded!
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Emo-dimple: lmao...got the last laugh I feel accomplished!
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