A/N o shite sorree boiz I got caught by dat dick Linkl wit de Launch Hype
"Deeeeessert waruldo!" sys mario luuking aroond.
"nu, dats de next place" sys iwhata.
"oh hoops" says mario.
"yeh dis place is the big open worldy n' stuff" says the bleck
"hmmmmmmmm we need help 4 travel" saids iwhata
"letssa just steeal de sphinz" so mari0 jump on spinx.
but sfinx is stone and not weird lion.
"mari0 dis is stone and naht a weird lion" says iwhata.
"i chan help u bruv" says blecky and uses magiks 2 make stone in2 weird lion thingy.
then mari0 was riding aroond in sand
"Man i wishe there was more than 5 seconds of this place" saids mari0 looking aroond at a mostly empty open worlds.
"dunt worree mario, we knaw there are temples, egypty stuff, park benches, a chest and o look mexico world" says iwhata
"weird, mexico world is part of desert world" says mari0
"We got a flying pyramids 2" says bleck
"oh boioioioioioioooo" says mario.
"leeeetsa gu!" says mario.
mari0 tri 2 go to pyramids but instead ended up in mexico town?
"wtf man, i wanna go sumware kool" cri mari0
"u litle bitch, u go ware we want, linkle is ours open-warld character!" yells reggie frum teh hypey traine.
"wat, how is train not dead yet, botw is old" says iwhata.
"HAHA WE FONDE NEW POWERSAUCE!" says kekimoto and he opens up traine engine 2 see.
Insted of peopls hype and dreams and stuff the engine ruum WAS FILLED WITH INDIEEEES (naht the american ones).
"wat, ur killingk all those indies!" yells blehehe
"we needey them to keep de switch runningk!" says reggie.
"we're not even porting weeeeellllll!" crys de indies.
so mari0 does a flying jump kick bullet time off sphinxy and hits thee train and lukily 1 indie flals off.
"A brave plumber! I am the best ported game to the switch!" says shovel knight.
"okey dokey knighty, lets just check out mexicos town... i think i need to check de hat store" says mario
"u fukin wot m8" says iwhata
TO BE CONTINUDE