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BPOV
Edward had decided on using our emergency Evasive Maneuvers plan to escape from the wrath of the pixie. We would all split up and run in Zig-zags confusing our scents. Then we'd make a run for it onto our planned escape root and into our safe house formally known as the Swan residence basement. Or I guess you could say my basement.
"Run before they figure out our plan!" Emmett yelled as we met up at the edge of the woods and we ran for Charlie's house. The whole weird thing was that we had long lost the girls and just decided to confuse them even more, we were really going to get it when and if they find us.
"To the basement!" We all whisper-yelled. The good news was that Charlie was there when we had set up our plan and knew exactly every detail of it. So we of course were covered if we all randomly busted into his house in the middle of the night.
"We have to confuse our scents even more! Let's switch clothes." Emmett suggested as we ran up to the house.
"NO!" Was of course everyone's answer. "Just a thought!" Emmett retorted, taking my key to the house out of my hand, and unlocking the front door. And we all got in our fighting stances walking in like a herd of Ninjas.
"GAH!" I heard the yell and turned to face Charlie like everyone else. "Evasive Maneuver?" Charlie questioned, looking at our stances. "Yes" was all we said, and Charlie motioned towards the basement saying "I'll cover for you, if they show up. I'll tell them that you stopped here on the way to go hide in Alaska."
'Thank you' I mouthed to him, turning in my stance to follow the guys into our hiding spots in the basement. The basement was small and rectangle shaped. We each had set up our own spot in there for when this happened. We all knew the day would come to where we needed it, so we had organized this until our plan was almost flawless.
The only flaw, was fatal. Our scent was all over the place, and it was fresh, so as Emmett mentioned before. We really needed something to confuse our scents even more than we already had...
I hopped into the large empty crate in the far corner of the attic that was surrounded by a stack of boxes, thinking about that fatal flaw. Emmett got in a large cardboard box behind a stack of boxes. Carlisle hopped into a crate similar to mine that was under a bunch of boxes that Jasper re-stacked on top of it and he did the same with Emmett's and then put himself in the box directly above Emmett's crate.
Edward on the other-hand had trouble finding his box and opened up the lid to mine and squeezed in next to me, closing the lid to mine. Though he left it slightly ajar so we could have better air-flow. I had made air-holes in this box but, they for the most part didn't provide decent airflow.
So yeah, I was stuck in a box with my Best friend who I was secretly in love with. YAY! Claustrophobia! (Note my oh-so heavy sarcasm)...
RPOV
We had given up looking for Bella and the guys hours ago, once we realized they were leading us on false trails we gave up, as simple as that...
"Are we just going to wait them out?" Esme asked, after putting Alice to bed. "Yeah, unless we go search the leads until the trails meet up." I said suggesting the alternative...
"Let's go see where the leads meet up, and go find them before they do something stupid" Esme said getting up to go find them, and I followed shortly behind her following the scents to where they met up at the edge of the woods and followed their scents to Charlie's house.
EPOV
Bella and I sat in the empty crate in silence, until I could barely take it annymore. "Bella please say something" I whispered so softly only she could possibly hear it. Then I heard it. Their scents are all over the place and I'm expected to believe that they continued on to Alaska, I heard Rosalie think.
"They're here" I whispered looking Bella straight in the eye, she shuddered and cuddled up to my side. I wrapped my arms around her, rubbing circles on her back.
Then the un-speakable happened the lid to the crate opened and a head poked in, it of course was Emmett. They finally left, they're actually heading for Alaska! He thought, smugly.
"They fell for it!" I said happily, getting up and pulling Bella up at the same time. When I looked down at her she looked so happy, her smile was heart melting.
"The Cullen guys defeat evil yet again!" Emmett half-yelled taking Bella from me and hoisting her over his shoulder and swinging her around for a second before setting her down, so he could tell the others the good news.
I hopped out of the box and picked Bella up bridal-style and despite her protests I carried her upstairs with the guys following behind us.
I'm so glad the Esme and Rosalie left. They practically scared the shit out of me, showing up randomly at the door at 2 in the morning Charlie thought sitting at the table in his boxers drinking a glass of milk. I put Bella down and we all walked into the kitchen therefore crowding it.
"Hey Charlie." We all said at once causing him to do a double take and spill milk on his boxers. His look, looked like he was in a horror movie about to die. Then it suddenly softened when he noticed it was just us.
"So while all of you crowd my kitchen, we might as well discuss the fact that Bella will be spending a month with all of you." Charlie said seeming a little claustrophobic. Jasper noticed this and backed us up a bit to give Charlie a little more space.
I wonder if I could just go do something with Bella tomorrow, and bond? I mean I'm going away for a month and she's staying at the Cullens' , so I guess I should. Charlie thought wondering what to do...
"Hey guys I have an idea!" Emmett announced sounding hyper-er than usual. Lets go to the Aquarium! Emmett thought bouncing up-and-down at the thought.
"Let's go to the Aquarium!!!" Emmett shouted, starting to jog in place, while we all just glared at him.
"That'll work..." Charlie, and Carlisle said at once, nodding in agreement. "YAY!" Emmett shouted running at a human pace to hug Carlisle. Carlisle broke the hug awkwardly after a few seconds seeing as everyone was staring at them.
"So we'll all head to the Aquarium around 10 tomorrow morning" Carlisle planned looking at all of us as if to tell us to behave. Behave he thought. I was right, that was weird!
"Sounds good" Charlie said, giving us a look telling us to get out, his thoughts said the same. This is getting weird!
"Well look we might as well go home and get some sleep before tomorrow." Carlisle told Charlie, leading us out the door and down the houseless road until we reached the only other house for miles, home....
9 A.M. the next morning
Bpov
I woke up in Edward's bed in his arms, I looked around the room and I looked to the door and Of course standing at the door was Rose and Esme. They didn't look a bit pleased, what-so-ever.
"Edward!" I whispered shaking him slightly. "No Belly, I'm tired" He grumbled rolling over, taking me with him. When he opened his eyes I thought heard him mutter 'I could get used to this'. I smiled at that.
"Morning beautiful!" He whispered looking me in the eye. He thought I was beautiful!
"Did somebody loose their booster seat last night?" Emmett asked, clearly noticing the fact I was laying on top of Edward. "What!?" I asked Emmett, giving Edward a questioning look. He shrugged, looking towards Emmett.
"You know what I mean, you know, loose it" Emmett said in a duh tone. Of course only he would make up something that stupid!
"Wow Emmett I can just feel your IQ dropping." Rose said in monotone voice, making Emmett notice her presence. He ran over and hugged her, she purred like a cat kissing his neck and led him out of the room. EWW!!!!
Esme randomly walked off after that, muttering something about teenage hormones.
"We've gotta meet Charlie in an hour" Edward announced, releasing his grip on me and rolling me off of him, gently. He started towards the bathroom door and before he could I yelled "I call dibs on the shower", getting up off the bed.
"Fine, Bella. Be that way!" He said teasingly, waving his hand towards the door. "Cool. Also do you still have my change of clothes?" I asked, walking into the bathroom.
"Yeah, they're in the closet. On top of the dresser." He said smiling at me. "OK, Thanks." I told him, before closing the door to take a shower.
--------- 30 minutes later
I showered and changed into my back-up clothes, which were a blue sweater and a pair of jeans. Edward was wearing a pair of Khaki's and a white button up.
We still had a half-hour until we were going to meet up with Charlie to go to the Aquarium. Jasper, Esme, and Rose weren't going though because they were going out hunting for the day. Now all there was to do was wait.
"Let's go t-pee Mike Newton's house!" Emmett suggested, I liked his idea, but obviously Carlisle didn't. I looked around the living room finding nothing to do, until I saw the bags of fireworks that the guys had bought to replace the other fireworks.
I looked to Alice and she seemed to have the same idea. We walked over to the fireworks and instantly pulled out the WHOOP ASS! Seeing as Jasper would probably be mad if we shot off the Civil war: the south shall rise again.
"Whoop ass! You guys are geniuses!" Emmett said taking the whoop away and leading everyone out to the front yard this time, to light off the display.
Edward gave me a mischievous glance and walked over to Emmett who was setting up the firework in the middle of the road and whispered something to him and Emmett nodded.
What the heck was going on?! And then I got what they were going to do. They were waiting for Charlie to shoot them off. When I say that I mean they planned on shooting it off the second Charlie pulls onto this street.
When Charlie pulled onto the street probably the first thing he'd saw, was Emmett in the middle of the road lighting the fuse to the firework. Because he instantly stopped the car dunked below the window.
And when the fireworks went on, out of the corner of my eye I saw the crusier door open slightly and Charlie jumped out and ran to us as as a human could go. I tried not to laugh but, failed and Alice ended up covering my mouth to make sure no one heard.
"Thank you." I whispered to her and she nodded, looking back to the fireworks.
"What the hell!" I heard Charlie mutter, from behind us.
"This is what happens when teenagers get bored." Carlisle told him, motioning towards the fireworks.
"Oh joy, I can't wait to see the next episode of teenage boredom." Charlie announced with heavy sarcasm.
"I call dibs!" Alice called over her shoulder, turning to give me an evil smile.
Ok guys next chapter is Emmett at the Aquarium, and possibly another episode of teenage boredom.