Dear MANLY journal,
I cannot sleep tonight. My mind is cluttered with thoughts of kittens, Lolita dresses, and the domination of pet stores and milk. When I was suffering from this insomnia last year, Demyx told me to say goodnight to everything because that was what helped him fall asleep. As stupid as it sounds, it actually helped me. So, I shall start by saying good night to things in my room.
Goodnight room,
The place where I can see my Kingdom Hearts moon.
Goodnight fuzzy, pink night cap,
The one that is used by my lazy, fat cat.
Goodnight my Easy Bake Oven,
The one I use to bake my blueberry muffins.
Goodnight my trusty teddy bear,
The one who watches over my office chair.
Goodnight candy bar stash,
You make my office smell like trash.
Goodnight my professional looking laptop,
You help disguise my obsession with children's websites.
Xemnas glanced up from his journal.
"That doesn't rhyme." He pondered out loud and then continued, ignoring his error.
Goodnight remote that is always out of reach,
You defeat the purpose of having to get out of my seat.
A yawn escaped his mouth and he blinked a few times to try to get rid of the sleepiness he was feeling but it wouldn't go away. Closing his manly, pink journal, he slid it under his pillow and closed his eyes, sliding his heart patterned mask over his eyes. His fat cat curled up on his stomach and rose up and down with every inhale and exhale Xemnas made.