*Music* GalaxyChef - Brought to you by "Tatooine tasty's inc." they taste better than bantha poodoo!

"Welcome a-back to zeh galagzyj'ev! Today wera gonna hava our a-lightsaber cookies!" The Yarael-Poof look-a-like said, "Today oura guest chef is jaba the hutt!"

*Voice: Urhm that's impossible since we already used his meat, and he's dead…*

"Oh… then I a-guessa zet our new companion can a-be… Mr Frodo Baggins!"

*Voice: He lived a long time in a future in a middle-earth far far away*

"Oh… then a-who? Oooooh, I a-knowa! Yoda's a-Ghost!"

*Voice: To short…*

"A-but he hasa zeh force!"

*Voice: oh… yeah ok then*

"Yoooda a-come please to a-make zeh beautiful a-lightsaber cookies!"

Yoda's ghost appears next to him.

"Only if get some I will" the short jedi master said in his usual tweaked basic.

"And a-you will, but a-first we-a must make zeh cookies"

"Ok that is"

"So a-letsa start, a-first the…"

*Voice: Argh, went for commercials to early, ah never mind, After the commercials we'll make the… thingy, with the short green guy…*

Whose short, green, speaks funny, is dead, and is very powerful in the force? That's right! Its yoda! And you can ask him everything in the knew show on holo-ABC, 'Ask Yoda's Ghost'! never before could you know everything! Just 10 credits a call! ONLY ON HOLO-ABC!

*Voice: Umm, back to uhhh, GalaxyChef… But we kinda forgot to tell them that there were commercials 'snicker' so… yeah the meal is going to be finished any second…*

*Ding*

"Zeh Cookies are a-finished, a-lets taste them now!"

Yoda and… whats his name anyway?! Ok lets just call him 'Chef'…

So yoda and… Chef, took the lightsaber cookies and started eating.

"Mmm good they are" Yoda said with a full mouth.

"Yes zey are a-really very good!"

*Voice: How can a ghost eat anyway?!*

"…"

*Voice: Force, am I the only sane person around here?!*

*Music and the show ends*