Sorry for the late update everyone! I had a hard time getting hold of Kaname's diary pages.
Kaname: That's not very nice you know! And how did you get it by the way?
Zero: I did it. I'm working for her now.
Kaname: I should have known! You fiends! I shall…I shall…
Me: Keep saying 'I shall?"
Kaname: I'll show you an 'I shall'!
Me+ Zero: (T_T) That didn't make any sense.
Zero: You so totally copied that from that guy in Wizards of Waverly Place.
Kaname: So?
Me: Hey, I found your friends. *lets loose a group of bats*
Kaname: AHHH! *runs out of room*
Me: On with the entry
Right…so here I am….back again…writing in you Bitty. Bitty, I think Yuuki is getting bored here. Well I like, don't blame her. I mean, if someone like me, the great Kaname Kuran is feeling bored then what will my poor Yuuki be feeling? I know! I'll write her a poem! A nice, sweet romantic one saying how much I love her! Hmm…but it has to be good…which style should I pick?
Idea 1:The Shakespearean Style
Oh thy fair maiden
Come down on me with your gentle breath
The dawn breathes, much like…..
NOOO! It's too…to 'thy-ish' and….mushy! I Kaname Kuran, can be romantic, but never never NEVER EVER mushy.
*tries to imagine himself with a Shakespeare style beard and shudders*
Hmm..what are my other options?
(2 minutes later during which Kaname has discarded three reams of paper in an attempt to write a poem and still hadn't gotten any inspiration)
Idea 2: The Cheerleader Style
Y! U! U K I!
Give me Five!
Put your hands up, put 'em High!
Yuuki! Yuuki!
WHOO!
Nah…too...perky. That is never acceptable. I, Kaname Kuran, am never perky. I'm a very subtle person.
*quickly grabs dictionary to make sure he has used subtle in a proper manner*
ARRRGH..! This is like, so not working! I rather liked this idea though. I think I would look good in one of those cheerleading outfits! They're so kawaii and colorful! But for Yuuki's sake, I shall sacrifice my desire of cheering this poem to her while wearing one of those uniforms
*sadly glances at cheer suit in the closet*
Idea 3: The Nursery Rhyme Style
Come Come Yuuki
Have you any blood?
Yes lord, yes lord
A body full of blood
Some for my tutor
Some for Kaname
And some for the little vampire who is a Level E
WTF? How come Aidou gets a share of blood? No way will I let him fasten his ugly fangs onto Yuuki's neck. And that LUZER Zero won't get any either! Why did he suddenly come into this poem which was meant only for my Yuuki? If he wants blood, he can take mine…Yes he can have mine! I'll relish the feeling of his fangs sinking into me…and they'll pierce my artery and slowly suck in the elixir that keeps us all alive…ooh…Kiryuu Kun. I mean Aidou.
NOO! NONE OF THEM ! It's not my fault I feel sympathetic for Kiryuu. No one deserves to die but, like, really! You understand me don't you Bitty? See, that's why I write to you always. Everyone else will think I'm crazy for showing some pity on a person who doesn't deserve anything!
All right, I'm going off topic here. Hmm…I need some inspiration! Wait, let me look at Yuuki's photo that might get the old noggin a-movin!
*looks through desk draw and pulls out a small box filled with pictures*
Hey…I have this hot picture of Zero shirtless here…I wonder where it came from? Did I take it from Yuuki by any chance? No, I don't think so…for some reason my memory is forcing me to think that I snuck into his dorm and snapped it before he went for a shower…but that cant be correct I would have remembered. The only other logical solution is…. Aidou!
Of course. He probably has the hots for that lowly Level E! MUAHAHA stupid Aidou and his girly lacy pink undies! I think he left it here and I just happened to pick it up. Now where's that picture of Yuuki?
*rummages further into box*
Ah! Here it is. How innocent she looks with her short hair and her uniform! Oooh I feel inspired! I shall now write!
*Scribbles on paper. An hour later….*
Here's the result Bitty! I Hope you approve of it! Ahem Ahem…
You
-Kaname Kuran
I Love you Yuuki
My little koochy-poo
You're cute and sweet
Like Scooby Doo
I just want to drink your blood
Like a honey-thirsty bee
Please can you expose your neck to me?
HEEE…..What do you think Bitty? Think she'll like t\it? I think she will! Ok, here I go I'm gonna give it to her now. I must be careful. Kaname don't barge into her room like how you did last time. Just wait behind a curtain and wait for her to pass then mysteriously come out…it'll make her think you have a sixth sense when it comes ti her!
*goes to find Yuuki*
Me: Koochy-poo? T_T
Zero: -_-" To think Yuuki chose you…what would she do if she read this?
Kaname: It's cute! And of course she'll read it I wrote it for her!
Zero: Oh boy.
Me: Please review readers, and advise Kaname that koochy-poo is NOT endearing.
Kaname: Says you!