PAT: Hey everyone, sorry for the false hopes of a new chapter so soon but I wanted to clear up some stuff. One of my reviewer's has pointed out a flaw in my story and I am so glad she caught it cuz I was going to freak out if I didn't notice it until it was too late. Anyway, I never cleared up the issue of exactly WHAT Bella was so I've decided to do it now.
Bella:Finally! I was even wondering if you were ever going to explain.
PAT:...--' Yes well...um Bella is NOT a vampire or any other mythical being. She is something so powerful, that God looks like a mortal in comparison. (btw I 'm not trying to bag on religion cuz I'm Mormon but I have always loved Bella and so...yeah)
Lauren: Ugh, why is that loser so cool?!
PAT: O.O How did you get in here! I banned you and your little co-hyenas from my notes!
Mike: We snuck back in...
(PAT kills them both and stuffs them into a room with Jane and Alec....)
PAT: AHEM! Anyway, Bella is higher than God, she is basically the Mother of all that was, is, and will be.
Bella: Wow, I didn't think I was that strong....
Edward: Don't worry love it just gets better.
Bella: (blushes)
Edward:(chuckles and they begin to have some seriously heavy petting)
PAT:(squeals and blushes, tip toeing out of the love nest, she soundproofs the walls in both Jane and Alec's Tortur-Fun room and the new love nest.)
PAT:Thx fore reading my note, anymore questions, you know what to do REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!! Save the rabid flying black bunnies from extinction.