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Chapter 3 Friday

De-ji said, "Luckily we have no school so we have lots of time to transform you guys."

"But first we need to go shopping!" Suta said gladly.

At The Mall!

They head to the men's section, and are picking out and trying on many clothes.Wa-la! They found their style and size. They bought five shirts, sneakers three pairs of pants and a nice suit for church for each of the mugiwaras. They went back with their new clothes on. Zoro's shirt was black with white print that said I'd rather be sleeping right now, and was wearing camo cargoes. Luffy was wearing a dark red t-shirt with dark blue baggy pants, and Luffy wore his famous straw hat dangling on a string from his neck. After about three hours, they taught Luffy and Zoro grammar and acting (with just a little difficulty). They also made up pseudonames for Luffy and Zoro, Luffy's was Jake, and Zoro's was Todd. They convinced their friend Ryan, who was a techno-geek, to hack into the school system and entered the strange visitors as transferred students, and he also put them into most of their classes. But there was still a problem of where they were to live. They considered their house, but their stepmom would never allow that, in the end De-ji and Suta bought a tent for the two to sleep in the woods behind their property. The next day, De-ji and Suta made them lunches since Zoro and Luffy (aka Todd and Jake) couldn't afford an account for the school lunch. groan

"I'm so hungry, I still don't know why I have to cut down on eating!" said Luffy hungrily.

"Because you'll eat us out of house and home you idiot!" said De-ji irritatedly. Luffy and Zoro managed to survive school, and luckily, it was a Friday.