Authors note: Basically a filler, enjoy anyway.

I bounce my head off the steering wheel. What a brat.

I sit up and start the car when a knocking on my window making me shriek and spazz my hands like a karate master. I look out the window and see a smirking Draco Malfoy.

I roll down my window with my hand over my rapidly beating heart.

"Merlin! Cough or something next time, you're worse than your cousin! Did she mention about how she tricked me into inviting her teeny-bop friends over?

"She did in fact. I can't believe you fell for her trick. You know she's not as innocent as she seems. She is 94 pounds of evil, and 2 pounds of attitude and 1 pound of, well, quite honestly, 1 pound of chocolate." He smirked slightly.

"Hey it's not my fault; nobody told me I was dealing with a con-artist." I grin and shrug my shoulders.

"Trust me, you'll have fun. She told me a bit of what she's planning, and even with your glare, you know, the look, the Hermione-can-start-people-on-fire-if-you-get-to-close, look. It charred Blaize in sixth year."

I put on my bashful face and fake blush. "Aw you're just saying that to butter me up for the sleep over."

"That's not the right sleep over I'd like to butter you up for." He winks at me.

This time my blush isn't fake and I manage to stutter out, "Oh you wish Malfoy, only in your dreams, perv."

"Hey I'm not a perv! If anyone here is a perv it's you!"

"Oh I'm a perv now, huh how am I a perv?"

His face goes blank for a few seconds and then he blinks several times, "um, ah, oh! You dance around practically naked in front of thousands of children"

I smirk. "Hey it's not my fault I have the body for it and you don't."

He raises a brow, "how would you know Hermione? Been sneaking around in the Slytherin baths trying to see f i have a sexy body?"

"Of course not!" I pause momentarily," I think you just admitted that you don't have a 'sexy body'" I smirk at him.

"Oh I do. Want to see?" he starts to pull at the bottom of his grey t-shirt as I start laughing.

"EW Malfoy, gross! Keep it on! Stop it!"

He slides his shirt back down and smirks, "well aren't you shy. I'd almost say, prudish..." he wiggles his eyebrows at me.

"Oh don't even go there Draco. I know more than you think i do about coitus, so don't even try to win this one." I bluff and I know my cheeks are reddening slightly.

"Oh? Well ok then granger. I won't question you superior knowledge." Oh that smirk he knows I'm bluffing.

"That's funny Hermione I don't even have to try, unlike you." He smirks, yet gain.

God, he is so irritating! And annoying! Arrogant! Pompous!

"Malfoy, do me a favor, go fuck yourself, Kay?"

He raises his eye brows and drops his jaw in mock shock. "Hermione! Language! There are children present!"

I glance around noticing that most children would be inside by now, as the sun was setting.

"You must be talking about yourself, Draco, because you're the only child present." I smirk back at him.

"Oh ouch, Hermione! That really hurts my feelings!" His bottom lip jutted out as he knelt next to my car. "You know what Hermione? You're going to make it up to me for hurting my feelings."

I laugh loudly "I am, am I? And pray tell how I will do that?" What is with this guy? I smile.

"You're going to treat me to a night at the dance club called Hemlock. And you will song me a song, a nice song."

Arrogant prat "I will?" I challenge.

"Yes Hermione, you will. Or I might have to threaten you, and you don't want me to do that, right?" He smirked in at me.

"I suppose if I have to I will..." I stick my bottom lip out, pouting.

"Great! I'll pick you up in a few hours. Wear something... Risky."

I blushed as I rolled my eyes. "Whatever you say Malfoy."

I pulled out of his driveway and blushed the whole way to my hotel room, wondering how I could be flirting with Draco Malfoy.