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Chapter 4: Stuck!?
Blood's eye twitched. Everyone except Alice and Blood burst out laughing. 'What is with this girl?' thought Blood. Even the teacher was laughing! Blood sat down on his seat again and began scheming. 'That stupid old man,' thought Blood.
"I think you and I will get along nicely," said the teacher to Alice. "You can call me Gowland."
"Alright everyone, introduce yourself," said Gowland.
"Oi, geezer, we need to get to class," Boris said to Gowland.
"What's the rush? I'll just write on a piece of paper that you were with me and give it to your teacher," said Gowland. "Besides, they'll be attending this class starting tomorrow."
"Alright, time for introductions. We'll start with Boris."
"She already knows me," said Boris.
"Let's make it more interesting," said Gowland with a smile. "First tell her your name, your hobby and you have to say a message starting with the first letter of your name."
"Vivaldi, Peter, go back to your old seats."
Vivaldi sighed and started thinking of what to say to Alice as she walked to her seat. Outside, Peter flinched. 'Damn it all, he knew,' thought Peter as he walked into the classroom.
While Vivaldi and Peter were settling down, Gowland told Alice that her seat will be the one near the window, near the back.
"I will go first," said Gowland. "My name is Gowland and my hobby is playing the violin."
When Gowland mentioned his hobby, everyone turned pale except for Alice (poor girl, I hope that he doesn't dedicate a piece to you otherwise you'll die).
"Great things will be expected from you, Alice," said Gowland. "Your turn, Boris."
"You already know, I'm Boris. My hobby is collecting weapons," said Boris. Boris' hobby made Alice shiver.
"Boris is cool."
"That's your message?" asked Vivaldi, irritated.
"What of it?" asked Boris.
"That was one of the stupidest things I've ever heard," deadpanned Peter.
"I don't see you doing any better you expressionless sucker," retorted Boris.
"You will soon," muttered Peter. Boris sat down with an extremely pissed off expression. "Alright, Elliot your turn," said Gowland rather loudly.
"Stupid geezer," muttered a wavy haired boy as he stood up. "My name is Elliot. My hobby is… my hobby is… it is…"
Alice stared at Elliot waiting for him to state his hobby. Elliot scratched his head. 'Dammit, I don't know what my hobby is,' thought Elliot. After 3 minutes of swearing mentally, Elliot finally said, "I forgot what my hobby is." Everyone sweatdropped. And here is yet another stupid statement from this class. Elliot sat down.
"Elliot, you forgot to say your message," said Gowland.
"Tsk… Eggplants are disgusting," said Elliot saying the first thing that popped into his head. Everyone deadpanned. "What the hell!" said Boris.
"Don't you find them disgusting?" asked Elliot. 'What is with this idiot?' thought Vivaldi.
"Very interesting," said Gowland sarcastically. "Blood, you're next." Blood sighed and stood up.
"My name is Blood and I am currently trying to find a new hobby."
"What was your old hobby?" asked Gowland.
"Reading."
Everyone was shocked. He actually had a normal and decent hobby. "By the way, I am not a nerd."
'What is with their ridiculous messages?!' thought Alice. "Julius, your turn," said Gowland. A boy with long navy hair stood up.
"My name is Julius and my hobby is being alone,"
"What kinda hobby is that?!" said Boris.
"Tsk… Put a sock in it will ya, Boris!" shouted Gowland. "Carry on, Julius."
"Just leave me alone and you'll be fine," deadpanned Julius.
"Peter."
Peter stood up. "I am Peter and my hobby is-"
Before Peter finished his introduction, white smoke suddenly covered Peter and Boris. Alice gasped. When the smoke dissipated, there in place of Peter and Boris was a rabbit and a cat.
"HOLY SHIT! Peter, Boris, is that you?" asked Elliot who was on the verge of laughter.
"Ugh… My head is killing me," said Peter in rabbit form. His clothes were now extremely baggy. The last time he was in that form, his clothes were also shrunk for some reason. The same thing happened to Boris.
"NOOOO!" cried Boris. "I'VE BEEN PUBLICLY HUMILIATED BY THAT GIRL FOR THE THIRD TIME."
"WHAT THE HELL!?" shouted Alice, outraged. "HOW THE HECK IS YOUR CONTINUOUS BAD LUCK MY FAULT?!"
"YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS!"
"YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!"
"YOU HUMILIATED ME!"
"I did what?" asked Alice, unable to remember what she did to humiliate him. Since Alice doesn't remember doing such a thing, she decided that Boris made it up. "LIAR!" she shouted accusingly.
"YOU REJECTED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS 'A' REMEMBER?!" fumed Boris. Everyone suddenly became silent. Then, Boris stiffened. 'Shit, now everyone knows I've been rejected and subdued by this girl,' thought Boris. Everyone except for Alice, Julius and Boris burst out laughing. Alice was extremely angry veins popped under her bangs.
Suddenly white smoke covered Alice and Julius. 'What is she doing?!' thought Julius.
"Oi, cut it out," said Julius with a feminine voice. "Wait a sec, what happened to my voice?"
"Ugh…I feel… weird." Julius looked at his body. He blinked. "ARGH! WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
When the smoke faded away, Julius saw himself and Alice saw herself. Alice's eyes widened. She looked down then looked at …well… herself. Alice screamed her voice was lower now.
"What happened!" she sobbed. "Why am I all flat and… weird?"
"Haha, you only notice that now, Julius?" asked a red eyed brunette.
"Stupid fool, you gay or something?" Vivaldi asked Julius who was actually Alice.
"Vivaldi, it's me," said Alice. At the same time Julius said to Vivaldi, "Hell, no, you freakin' tomboy!"
Vivaldi gasped. "Alice! How could you call your own sister a tomboy?"
"I didn't do that," said Alice in Julius' body.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Vivaldi shouted at who she thought was Julius. "ARE YOU TRYING TO HARASS MY DARLING ALICE!?"
"Vivaldi it's me, Alice," sobbed poor, poor Alice.
"She's right," said Julius in monotone. "Alice, your body is so damn stuffed."
"Speak for yourself, your body is like a plank."
"How do you manage to do anything, anyway?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's hard to move around. Your boobs keep getting in the way," said Julius, blushing. Everyone stared at the two of them.
"Man, this class is a mess," said a dark haired boy.
"Pfft… I bet Julius is enjoying her boobs," said a boy with silver hair.
"Maybe you're the one who likes her boobs, Nightmare," retorted Julius, a few veins popping underneath his/her bangs. Nightmare smiled dangerously. "When you get back into your real body I'm going to kill you."
"Uwaaa, Vivaldi what am I supposed to do now," cried Alice.
"Poor you," said Vivaldi. "Don't worry, your Vivaldi nee-chan will think of something."
"Thanks," said Alice, feeling better.
"Okay," said Gowland. "Whoever's the prankster who did this to them, own up."
There was silence for a few minutes until Alice said, "I think that it was my fault."
"Why?" asked Gowland.
"Well, my magical energy is unstable so when I got mad at Boris, some of it must have streamed out."
"Yeesh," said Boris. "You're in a darn complicated situation now."
"Sorry," mumbled Alice and looked down.
"Hopefully," said Vivaldi. "It is not the restricted type of soul switch." Everyone deadpanned except for Alice in Julius' body. An incredibly ominous aura emitted from Julius. Everyone broke into cold sweat. 'I never knew that my body could be so intimidating' thought Alice.
Julius walked away from Alice. He wasn't even anywhere near the door when he felt a something pulling him back. His eyes widened. He frantically tried to get away from Alice but it was no use. Alice on the other hand also felt something pulling her. The atmosphere became cold.
"Heh…hehehe…he…he" chuckled Julius darkly. Vivaldi and Alice looked at each other. Vivaldi, with her finger pointing at her head, made circles with her finger, the kind of thing that you do to express that someone lost their mind without saying anything.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" he shrieked (in Alice's voice). Julius lunged at Alice who dodged and made a break for it. Julius chased her.
"LEAVE ALICE ALONE!" yelled Vivaldi, chasing after the both of them. So the three of them were engaged in a stupid-looking game of tag until they all ran out of breath.
"So," said Alice, panting. "How do we reverse the spell?"
"Uh, you're gonna have to cast a release spell," answered Gowland.
"Oh…" said Alice dragging the 'oh'.
"Just concentrate your magical energy and say, 'Release'" said a dark haired boy.
"Thanks, um… What's your name?"
"Gray."
"Thanks, Gray."
Alice: Release
Everyone stayed silent. After a few minutes of silence, Julius screamed, "NOTHING HAPPENED!"
"It should have worked," muttered Gray.
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY, my magical energy is unstable," said Alice.
Julius and Gray's bangs hid their eyes. This girl… is not normal at all. Then, the bell rang.
"Well, that's that," said Gowland cheerfully. "Looks like you're stuck here for now Alice."
'He's totally happy about this!' thought Vivaldi, Boris, Gray and Julius.
"Julius, you'll just have to sit beside Alice," continued Gowland.
"Alright, continue the introductions."
"Asshole, you think I want to continue introducing myself like this?" said Peter (still in rabbit form), annoyed that he turned into a rabbit in the middle of class and just when he wanted to make an even flashier introduction than Boris.
Ten minutes later, Alice twitched. 'I need to go to the bathroom,' thought Alice.
'But I can't go like this! But, I can't hold it in anymore… No, a person can hold their bladder for 7 hours, remember? But I can't take it anymore. No! Suck it up, Alice where is your dignity? Breathe, Alice, breathe. In… out… in… out… argh!'
After arguing with herself mentally, Alice decided to tell Julius about her 'little' problem.
"Um, Julius," whispered Alice. "How much water did you drink?"
"A lot, why?"
"I need to go."
"Go where?"
"The bathroom, you moron."
"FOR THE LOVE OF… jeez, fine I'll help you out." Everyone else in the room flinched at Julius' sudden outburst.
"Oi, Gowland," said Julius.
"What?" asked Gowland.
"Bathroom," deadpanned Julius. It suddenly felt like the atmosphere in the room became cold.
"I knew it!" exclaimed Nightmare triumphantly. "I knew Julius was a pervert!"
"Don't compare me to the likes of you," said Julius with a murderous expression.
"Yeah, right!"
A vein popped under Julius' bangs. 'That's it!' thought Julius.
Julius: Dark Ending
Blackish- blue smoke appeared at Julius' (Alice's) palm. It swirled into a ball. Julius hurled the ball towards Nightmare. Nightmare tensed and immediately cast a barrier spell. When the ball was 25 centimetres away from Nightmare, the ball of smoke dissipated. More veins popped at Julius' already pissed-looking face.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BODY?!" Julius shouted at Alice. Alice just said one word in reply, "Bathroom."
"Oh yeah, let's go." And together, the two genderbents walked towards the bathroom. After five awkward minutes, the two of them finally arrived at the boys' bathroom. The only problem was that Julius can't enter to give Alice instructions in his current state.
"Now, what?" asked Alice. Julius looked at the current Alice.
"I'll turn into a bee and follow you in," said Julius.
"Hopefully, you can turn into anything besides dead meat."
"Well, if I end up turning into something dead, you'll have to live as a reclusive guy."
"Don't even say it," said Alice shuddering.
Julius: Transformation Spell, Geel Horzel
Smoke appeared again and when it dissipated, Alice's body wasn't there anymore. In its place was a canary.
"What is wrong with your energy?" groaned Julius. "I swear your body is one of the lousiest magic producers in the universe."
"That's not my fault," pouted Alice.
"Fine, fine, whatever."
Alice sighed and went in followed by the canary. "So, um, how are you supposed to do this?" asked Alice standing in front of the commode. Julius looked at Alice. Alice blushed and gestured for Julius to turn around. Julius sighed. It wasn't as if he hasn't seen his own body but he turned anyway. "Uh, you're supposed to hold it and aim," said Julius, blushing at the thought of a girl holding his private part.
"WHAT!?" exclaimed Alice, shocked.
"It's not my fault that we're in this situation so just get it over with because it's not good for my body if you don't pee," said Julius calmly.
"Ugh… Yuck, this is so gross," said Alice, completely disgusted.
And so, when they got back in the classroom, Alice was completely pale and needless to say, scarred for life. Boris and Blood were both amused.
"Don't worry, Alice, I avenge you when you get out of that moron's body," sobbed Vivaldi. Poor Alice. Gowland was deep in thought .
"Wait, I think I know how to get you two back to normal," said Gowland. "You just need to get each others' DNA into each other."
"Like, how?" asked Alice.
"Like kissing."
Alice fainted. Julius jawdropped.
"OH MY GOD!" shrieked Vivaldi. "THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!"
"YEAH THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!" exclaimed Alice, miraculously waking up. Alice looked at Julius who was completely red. Alice tilted her head in confusion. "What's wrong, Julius? Do you have a fever? You've turned red," she said to Julius.
"Uh… um… N-nothing," Julius stuttered. Everyone else turned and looked at Julius. 'Poor, sinful boy,' thought everyone excluding Alice and Julius.
"How stupid," said Peter. "You could just take a sip of each others' blood." Alice grimaced.
"Well, we've got no choice," said Julius.
"And how," said Vivaldi. "Pray tell, will you get their blood?"
"You could make a small cut on their fingers," answered Gray.
"Oohhh…Ok," said Alice. "Um, Julius, try biting my finger."
"Human's teeth are not sharp enough to cut their own fingers, stupid."
"Just do it already," Alice said impatiently.
Julius did as he was told though he doubted that it wouldn't even produce a single drop of blood. Once Julius bit on the finger he felt a sharp pain and saw blood trickling out of the finger that he bit. Everyone besides Alice froze. 'Holy shit! Those teeth are dangerous,' they thought.
"Now bite this finger," said Alice as she held up a pointer finger. Julius bit it. Warm, gooey blood flowed into his current mouth. Alice took Julius' current (bleeding) finger and sucked on the blood. It was a pretty weird sight to see. Both of them were blushing. A bright light engulfed them and faded as quickly as it came. Alice was the first to let go.
"I…I'm back," she said with a happy smile. 'So long, plank-like body,' she thought.
Julius sighed. All of a sudden, Blood pulled Alice into a kiss.
Everyone jawdropped.
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"OH MY GOD!" shrieked Vivaldi. "LET GO OF ALICE, YOU PERVERTED SCUM!"
When Blood finally let go of Alice, he smirked. "Heh… Thanks for the amusing day."
Alice's soul started to leave her body. 'I can no longer be married,' she thought, devastated.
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