In this chapter, we're going to be introduced to Vicky the Babysitter, Timmy's arch-nemesis! Well, her and Denzel Crocker. I doubt Cosmo and Wanda would ever let her babysit their children. Jorgen Von Strangle would be a preferable babysitter.
Chapter 4: The Worst Babysitter Ever
After her adventure with her brother Poof, Puff was ready for some relaxation. She decided to rest on Timmy's bed. Maybe Denzel Crocker should take a break from hunting fairies for a change. It was clearly taking a toll on his mental health.
However, her parents had something to tell her.
"Do you wish to speak with me?" asked Puff. They both seemed to be excited, though she wasn't quite sure why. She didn't think that they would give birth to another baby after they had just given birth to her.
"Guess what, Puff? Tomorrow's going to be your first day at Spellementary School!" exclaimed Wanda.
"Spellementary School? Is that a school for fairies or something?" asked Puff. The name alone gave her the general idea.
"It sure is!" exclaimed Poof. He loved going to Spellementary School. Of course, his teacher wasn't Mr. Crocker like Timmy's was. He felt sorry for Timmy.
"It's a school for magical creatures so that they can learn to control their magic!" explained the pink fairy.
"But I already know how to control my magic." answered the yellow fairy. Chloe had made sure of that. She was writing her a thank-you letter.
"Well, you're still going to Spellementary School anyway!" exclaimed Cosmo.
Puff wondered if she would do well at school like her brother did.
At that very moment, Jorgen Von Strangle poofed himself in.
"Jorgen Von Strangle!" exclaimed Wanda.
"I've got a letter for your god baby." answered Jorgen.
"Oh boy!" shouted Poof.
"Your OTHER god baby." corrected the man.
"Oh." answered the baby. Apparently he was still getting used to having a sister.
Puff grabbed onto the latter.
Jorgen Von Strangle then disappeared just as suddenly as he poofed himself in.
She decided to open it. Hopefully she hadn't been breaking Da Rules.
Her eyes widened in surprise.
"Dear Puff, due to the fact that you have complete control over your magic (unlike your older brother Poof, though considering he's the star student of his school he might not need to go there much longer), there's no reason for you to attend Spellementary School. As such, here is your wand, which of course is standard procedure for fairies to receive after they graduate, however long that takes. Of course, I never actually went to Spellementary in the first place. I went to Manoutofyew School, the toughest fairy school around. Sincerely, Jorgen Von Strangle." read the fairy baby out loud.
"Now I know how he got so strong." remarked Puff.
"Like father, like daughter! I didn't go to Spellementary School either!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"You know, maybe if you DID go to Spellementary School, maybe you wouldn't have been so destructive as a child." theorized Wanda.
"I was hoping that you would be my classmate." answered Poof.
"Well, we share the same fishbowl so it's not like we won't be seeing each other often..." answered the yellow fairy.
"You've got a point there." realized the purple fairy.
Inside the letter was a plastic fairy wand.
"Why is the wand made out of plastic?" asked Puff.
"I guess Jorgen Von Strangle thought you'd like it better that way." said Cosmo.
"Well, if that's the case, he thought right." nodded the fairy baby.
Immediately, she began to wave it around, trying to get used to it.
"What's the first thing that you're going to wish for?" asked Wanda.
"The first thing I wished for was a bottle of milk." explained Poof. He simply loved milk...in contrast, Foop seemed to hate it. Maybe he
Puff pulled out her wand and used it to grant a wish.
As it turned out, it was a picture of Dr. Studwell.
Shortly afterwards, hearts appeared around Puff.
"He's the hottest doctor in the history of ever...I'm glad that I was born at the hospital where he worked at..." said Puff.
"How did I know that was coming?" questioned Wanda.
"Now that you can use magic, why don't you star with your parents and your brother in the Fairly Oddparents intro!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"You just broke the fourth wall...but OK!" nodded Puff.
After starring in the Fairly Oddparents intro, Puff decided to head inside her fishbowl along with her parents.
"That song was really...good...but who was that girl in the intro? She looked mean." remarked Puff. Her parents seemed to be having a lot of fun turning her head into many different things.
"Oh, that's Vicky...she's the worst babysitter in the whole world." answered Timmy. In fact, she was in the Book of World Records. She was the bad babysitter that the OTHER bad babysitters feared.
"The worst babysitter in the whole world? I doubt that I would want to meet her..." questioned the baby girl.
"Believe me, I already have. She was the boy she was babysitting...it wasn't fun for me at all." stated the boy. Just as Trixie Tang was the girl of his dreams, Vicky was the girl of his nightmares.
"That's terrible." remarked the baby girl.
"Yeah...the funny thing is, she wasn't always so evil...she used to be an ordinary babysitter who simply wasn't enthusiastic about her job...I think getting ahold of that remote that she used to become a dictator got to her head..." explained Timmy.
"I see." nodded Puff.
"Yeah..." answered the boy.
Suddenly, he heard knocking on his door.
Quickly, Puff turned into a goldfish so that she could hide from Timmy's parents. Of course, it wasn't too difficult to hide from them. She could transform into an elephant and Timmy's mom and dad wouldn't be able to find her.
"Hello?" inquired Timmy.
Timmy's parents opened the door.
"Hey there, Timmy! Guess what? We're going to eat at a fancy restaurant!" exclaimed Timmy's Dad. Hopefully Dinkleberg wasn't there.
"Guess who we've sent to babysit you!" bellowed Timmy's Mom.
Timmy groaned. He knew what THAT meant.
Already, Vicky's car was pulling in the driveway. The car was black as ink, and there were a bumper sticker on it that was a skull. Another bumper sticker was a crying child.
And yet, Timmy's parents didn't notice anything sinister about the car at all.
"See you soon!" shouted Timmy's Mom.
Immediately, Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad left the room and went downstairs so that they could leave the house.
"By the way, what are you parents' names? People seem to just refer to them as Timmy's Mom or Timmy's Dad...it doesn't make sense." questioned Puff.
"We could tell you that...but the knowledge would drive you crazy...and then the world would explode!" exclaimed Timmy.
"Yikes? For real?" answered the fairy.
"Nah, I'm just kidding. I think my parents were dumb enough to forget their own names...I know that they can't spell their own names for one thing..." said Timmy.
"Yeah...that makes sense." nodded Puff. Even her dad was smarter. At least HE could remember his own name...though of course all he needed to do was look at the stars at night so that he could see the cosmos.
Likewise, Wanda just needed to look at her wand...though of course she never had trouble remembering her name.
At that very moment, they decided to peek upstairs from the door. Puff transformed back into her regular form since she didn't need to be disguised for the time being.
Already, Vicky had entered the house.
"This doesn't bode well for you, does it?" questioned Puff.
"Not at all..." answered Timmy.
"Wait...if you have fairy godparents, then why don't you just wish her away?" inquired the fairy girl.
"I would, but if I did that I wouldn't be miserable...and then my fairy godparents would disappear." explained the boy.
"Yeah, that makes sense." nodded Puff.
"Good morning, Mr and Mrs. Turner! I look forward to babysitting your precious baby boy!" exclaimed Vicky.
"Good. I think we're going to give you a raise this time!" shouted Timmy's Dad.
"I'm looking forward to it!" cheered the psychotic teenage girl.
Immediately, Timmy's Dad and Timmy's Mom left the house.
"Bye! Have fun with Vicky!" exclaimed Timmy's Dad as his car sped off into the distance.
"Sheesh. Your parents must be really stupid indeed if they think that Vicky is a good babysitter. I can tell that girl is evil just by looking at her." remarked Puff.
"Yeah...every child in my neighborhood dreads being babysat by her...I fear for A.J. and Chester every time their parents leave the house." said Timmy.
"Who are A.J. and Chester?" asked the female fairy.
"They're my two best friends...we go to the same school together." explained Timmy.
"Oh, now I get it." nodded Puff.
At that very moment, Vicky came up the stairs.
Puff immediately turned into a lamppost so she wouldn't be discovered by Vicky.
"Alright, twerp! Today we're going to be playing a game of knife throwing...guess who I'm going to be throwing knives at?" asked Vicky.
Immediately, Vicky grabbed Timmy and tied him to a target.
She then began to throw knives at Timmy, missing every time. She was having so much scaring Timmy out of his mind.
"Aah!" screamed Timmy.
"Hahahahhaha!" laughed Vicky. She could do this all day...or at least until Timmy's parents returned from their trip. How many times had they left home now and left him alone with Vicky, anyway? He had lost count.
"I better do something about this..." said Puff. Just as she looked out for her older brother, she looked out for her godbrother as well.
Quickly, she used her plastic wand to make it so that several knives would pin Vicky to the wall.
"Aah! What happened?" asked Vicky.
Puff then untied Timmy shortly afterwards.
"Thanks." said the boy.
"I guess we better go get your fairly godparents...which of course are MY parents..." stated Puff.
Timmy nodded.
Immediately, he went to get Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
"Can you help me with Vicky again? I'm still waiting for the day that I'll be old enough that I won't need a babysitter anymore..." asked Timmy.
"Have you tried wishing the evil out of her?" inquired Puff.
"I'm afraid it's not that simple. When I tried that, the evil in her body became a bug and it started latching onto people." explained the boy.
"I call it the Icky Bug!" exclaimed Cosmo.
"Yeah...if it latched onto you, you'd basically be like your Anti-Fairy counterpart." answered Timmy.
"I know..." nodded Wanda. Strangely enough, Cosmo's anti-fairy counterpart was a lot like her...though of course Anti-Cosmo also possessed a sadistic streak. At least he wasn't as evil as his son, Foop.
"I know! Why don't I wish that I don't feel pain!" exclaimed the boy.
"Good idea!" shouted Cosmo.
Immediately, he used his wand so that Timmy didn't feel pain.
Poof decided to test it out.
He whacked Timmy on the head with his rattle.
"Poof! That's no way to treat your god brother!" scolded Wanda, putting her hands on her hips.
"I just wanted to test to see if the wish was working." answered Poof.
"Huh. I didn't feel a thing." remarked Timmy.
"Looks like it does." nodded Puff.
At that very moment, Vicky started banging down the door.
Poof, Puff, Cosmo, and Wanda hid beneath a curtain so that they didn't get discovered.
Shortly afterwards, Vicky busted down the door.
"Hey, twerp! I'm going to push you down the stairs!" exclaimed Vicky.
Immediately, she grabbed Timmy and shoved him down a flight of stairs.
Surprisingly, Timmy didn't seem to mind that at all.
"What?!" exclaimed Vicky.
Timmy climbed up the stairs shortly afterwards.
"So, you're tough, huh? Well, I'll find a way to break you..." said the girl.
Quickly, she grabbed Timmy and took him downstairs to watch the TV.
However, he was not going to be watching a show that he enjoyed.
"Let's watch the most boring show on Earth, shall we?" asked Vicky.
Turning on the TV, she flipped the channel so that the TV show airing was "The Dull Show."
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." said the man on TV.
Already, Vicky was starting to feel sleepy. However, Timmy didn't seem to be suffering at all.
"What? That didn't work? Fine, apparently I'm going to have to find a different method to make you suffer." pondered the babysitter.
Immediately, she went to the fridge and pulled out some Brussel sprouts.
"Dig in, twerp!" exclaimed Vicky.
Sadistically, she forced Timmy to eat bite and bite of the Brussel sprouts.
And yet, Timmy wasn't phased one bit.
"Aargh! Why isn't this working?!" bellowed the babysitter. Just how tough WAS Timmy?
"There's got to be a way to make you suffer somehow...time to bring out the big guns! How about you write an essay about how awesome I am?" questioned Vicky.
Since Vicky was the worst person that Timmy had ever met, she was sure that they would be incredibly painful for him to write.
And yet, Timmy went to the typewriter and started typing, just as Vicky had asked.
In a few minutes, he was done.
"What? Let me see that..." demanded Vicky.
Immediately, she yanked the essay from Timmy's hands.
"Vicky is really great. She's the greatest babysitter ever. I absolutely love her. WHAT?!" exclaimed Vicky.
At this point, she was out of ideas.
"Fine, you win, twerp! Why don't you go to your room while I watch TV?" questioned the teenage girl.
"It better not be the Dull Show." answered Timmy.
"No way! I'm watching wrestling!" exclaimed Vicky.
Timmy happily went up the stairs.
"How did it go?" asked Cosmo.
"It worked like a charm! Now can you change me back? I think Vicky has given up on tormenting me at this point." said Timmy.
Cosmo and Wanda nodded, and made it so that Timmy could feel pain again. He just didn't feel right without that particular sensation.
Poof whacked Timmy on the head with his rattle again.
"Ow!" exclaimed Timmy.
"Sorry, Timmy. I just wanted to see if you could feel pain again..." answered Poof.
"I can feel pain...now don't make me wear a helmet." requested Timmy.
"You got it, god brother!" exclaimed the male baby fairy.
Since she clearly couldn't torment Timmy, Vicky just sat on the TV and watched wrestling. She could not believe that there was a child who didn't mind being babysat by her. Even Francis the bully was terrified of him. The second time that she babysit him, Francis went to his knees and begged his parents not to leave her alone with him.
Vicky wondered just how good she was at tormenting children. Speaking of which, she heard that Francis the bully liked making Timmy suffer as well. Maybe she could be his mentor instead of simply babysitting him. That wouldn't be a bad idea.
At that very moment, Mr and Mrs. Turner's car pulled into the driveway.
"Oh thank goodness. I was starting to think that they WOULD never return." answered Vicky.
"We're back! Funny, I was under the impression that I would hear Timmy screaming. I'm not sure why. Maybe he wants some ice cream?" asked Mr. Turner.
"He's screaming for ice cream!" exclaimed Mrs. Turner.
"Oh hey, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Can I have my money now? I've got more kids to babysit." asked Vicky.
Mr. Turner handed Vicky a bag full of cash.
"Score!" exclaimed the excited Vicky.
Afterwards, Mr. and Mrs. Turner returned to their son.
"Guess what, Timmy? We're home!" exclaimed Mr. Turner.
"Glad to have you back!" cheered Timmy. Of course, his parents were total buffoons, but he preferred them over Vicky any day regardless.
"I see that you have four goldfish now...they've been multiplying!" exclaimed Mr. Turner.
"They sure have." nodded Timmy.
"If you need us your father will be spying on Dinkleberg and I'll be watching a soap opera." said Timmy's mom.
Timmy nodded as his parents went downstairs.
Suddenly, he remembered something.
"I should probably get ready for school, shouldn't I?" asked Timmy.
"You probably should...though knowing Denzel Crocker he'll probably give you an F anyway." noted Cosmo.
"Why did Principal Waxelplax hire him anyway?" questioned Wanda.
"Beats me." answered Poof.
"Well, I guess I'll set my alarm clock." said the boy.
Immediately, he set the alarm to 7:00.
"Off to bed I go." murmured Timmy as he climbed into his bed.
A few seconds later, he fell asleep.
"Zzz..." said the boy.
Well, it looks like Timmy has managed to survive another babysit from Vicky. We all know that he's a survivor.
In the next chapter, Timmy's going to school where Denzel Crocker and Francis are waiting for him, but on the lighter side, that's also where he can find A.J., Chester, and Trixie Tang...
However, there's going to be a surprise student in his class...