Mike: hey another upload from Smoke
Cameron: which story is it?
Mike: Ice slackers.
Cameron: wow that story? When is smoke gonna come back?
Mike: he's in Brazil. (Not in real life)
Cameron: I thought he was in the Yukon? (Again. Not in real life)
Mike: well he found the stasis pod and now he's after the one that was caught in Texas. Let's start the chapter.
Back in the park Benson went to go check on Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man and High five ghost but when he gets to the garage, he doesn't see them anywhere. "Agh! I can't trust them with the simplest task!" Benson shouted.
"What's wrong Benson?" Skips asked.
"Those four assholes left the job I assign them!" Benson shouted.
Skips looks down and sees a book down. "Oh no. Benson I know where they are." said Skips.
Meanwhile back in Arendelle Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man, High five ghost, Kristoff, Olaf, Sven and Elsa are loading the sled to go to the trolls. "Hey where's Anna?" Rigby asked.
"She'll be here. Just wait." said Elsa.
"It's a trip to the trolls not a sled ride!" said Muscle man.
Anna walks over to the sled wearing the same dress she wore when she went to get Elsa after her cornination and eletrnal winter. "I'm ready!" She said.
"You kept us waiting just to change your clothes?!" High five ghost exclaimed.
"It keeps me warm." said Anna.
"Let's just go!" said Rigby. They all get on the sled and head off to the valley of the living rock.
"So what's so special about these trolls?" Mordecai asked.
"They know magic and they're also lover excepts." said Kristoff.
"Maybe Mordecai should take notes from them when he's dating Margaret." Rigby snickered. Then Mordecai punches Rigby in the arm. "Ow!" He cried out.
"Who's Margaret?" Elsa asked.
"My girlfriend, I knew her for awhile." said Mordecai and shows a picture of Margaret from his wallet. In the picture Mordecai and Margaret in the park.
"She looks beautiful." said Elsa.
"You see Anna, Mordecai knew Margaret for awhile and didn't marry her." said Elsa.
"What do you mean?" Muscle man asked.
"Well i met this guy named Prince Hans of the Sourthen Isles. I got engaged to him after knowing him one day." said Anna.
"Wait you got engaged to a guy you just met?!" Rigby asked.
"That's nothing compare the stuff we faced against." said Mordecai.
"Yeah that only happens in Vegas." said High five ghost.
"True that, bro." said Muscle man.
"Wow, even these guys agree with me." said Kristoff.
Meanwhile from a distance prince Hans who just escaped form the Southern isles is watching Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle man, and High five ghost from a distance. "So those are the slackers who ruined your life?" Hans asked.
"Yes, that's them. They have no way of going back to their world. That must be the queen and her sister?" said GBF.
"Yes them. So what is your plan?" Hans asked.
"Easy, they're gonna catch a cab." said GBF revealing the British taxi form Ello govnor.
Meanwhile the slackers, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf have reached the valley of the living rock, they got off the sled and walk towards the center. "Where are the trolls?" Rigby asked.
"They're here, trust me." said Kristoff.
"There's nothing here but rocks!" said Mordecai.
Kristoff walks ahead and greets the 'rocks.' "Hey guys! It's me along with Queen Elsa, Princess Anna, Olaf, Sven and four new friends!"
"Bros!" Muscle man whispered. "I think he's crazy!"
"I can see that!" Rigby whispered back.
"Bro where are the trolls? There's nothing here but stupid rocks!" Muscle man shouted.
Then the 'rock' pops up and it was a troll. "We're not stupid!" A troll replied.
The four slackers are startled by the troll. "What the heck?!" said Mordecai.
Then the rest of the 'rocks' pop up and reveal that they're trolls. "Whoa!" High five ghost was amazed.
"This day keeps on getting weirder." said Rigby.
Then Grand Pabbie walks in and looks at the slackers. "Queen Elsa, Princess Anna what brings you here?" He asked.
"Well grand Pabbie, we have these people from the park and they need to get home." said Anna.
"How did they get here?" Grand Pabbie asked.
"Well we were brought here by this book that belongs to Skips." said Mordecai.
"Skips? I haven't seen him in years how is he?" said Grand Pabbie.
"He's fine working at a park and doing the magic stuff." said Rigby.
"Look Grand Pabbie we need to get back home, is there anything you can do?" Mordecai asked.
"There is nothing I can do. But there is a gem that Skips left in the north mountain that can take you back to your world." said Grand Pabbie.
"Piece of cake!" said Rigby.
"I should warn you the north mountain is dangerous this time of year." Grand Pabbie warned the slackers.
"Pfft! We can handle it!" said Mordecai.
"Yeah! We faced danger everyday in our lives!" said Rigby.
"Yeah! Then we punch it in the face!" said Muscle man.
"But there is something you shoud know." Grand Pabbie shows the slackers a cloud of smoke with the four slackers then a lot of evil faces surrounds them. "An old will return and take revenge on your world."
Elsa looks at the version and frost is forming around her. "Whoa! Elsa calm down!" said Anna.
"Sorry Anna." said Elsa calming down.
"I don't want another frozen heart." said Anna.
"Frozen heart?" Muscle man asked.
"Long story short. Elsa hit me in the heart with her powers and true love can thaw a frozen heart." said Anna.
"True love? Boo!" Rigby exclaimed and then Mordecai punches him. "Ow!"
"Ignore him!" Mordecai replied.
"Alright let's go to the north mountain." said Kristoff.
45 minutes later the group is on their way to the north mountain. The four slackers are shivering cold. "How come you're not cold Elsa?" Rigby asked.
"The cold never bothered me." said Elsa. Get it!?
Then they hear chanting from a distance. "What's that sound?" Anna asked. Then a hot rod appears along with the unicorns from unicorns have to go. (A/N: I think I might have the episode title wrong)
Olaf gasped in excitement. "Unicorns!"
"Olaf stay away them!" Rigby shouted.
"Hey it's those buttfaces who blew us up!" said one unicorn.
"Blew up?" Elsa asked.
"It's a long story." said Mordecai.
Then they see headlights from the distance and the British taxi shows up. "Ello Govner!"
"Holy crap! It's back!" Mordecai screamed.
"Come on Sven!" said Kristoff. Sven took a running start and the two enemies started chasing our heroes.
Mike: man these people can't get enough of this.
Cameron: I argee.
Mike: anyway please review and
Mike and Cameron: stay frosty!