Diary Tales From Jacob - Just a Diary
Dear Jacob Black,
I'm so sorry that you lost because nature calls. I cannot relate, after all, I am just a diary. Well, not just a diary, I'm a diary with a loving owner! I'm sorry this reply took so long, I've also been writing to Edward Cull- I mean... Edward... Elric. Yeah that weird Fullmetal dude. Yes. Jacob Black, I think you are the best werewolf I've ever written to! Not counting Sam Ulley though cause he writes SO much more than you! I mean, yes. You are still the best. Okay so moving on. I am not just a diary. I am the best diary ever. Okay? Okay. SO I HAVE TO GO! Uh... Nature calls. And such. Not Edward. Yeah. Nature.
With much love,
Diary
