James: Welcome back! First off we have a quick note from our sponsor,
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So, Without further ado, we're back and going to enjoy another great episode!
Alvin: Yea! We're back and going to have some fun!
James: Where's Brittany?
Alvin: Don't know.
*Brittany runs onstage, she looks like she was crying and is steaming mad*
Brittany: ALVIN! YOU KISSED ALLISON?
*Alvin backs up sweating bullets*Alvin: Br-Brittany, It wasn't anything, I was dared too!
Brittany: That's not what the others told me! They said that you took her out on a date to the movies and when you got back you had a makeout session with her!
Alvin: That was the dare! She forced me to do it!
Brittany: THAT'S NOT WHAT HER BROTHER TOLD ME!
Alvin: W-what did he tell you?
Brittany: He said that you willingly asked her out, and that you started your makeout session with her!
Alvin: Brittany, he was fibbing! I didn't start our makeout session, she did!
Brittany: I don't believe you and as of now, WE'RE THROUGH!
*Alvin looks at Brittany in shock* Alvin: B-B-But Brittany, I love you!
Brittany: I don't think so anymore. *turns her back to Alvin and walks to another part of the stage*
James: Okay... Anyway, tonight we have Adam Seville on the show! *the crowd cheers* So lets get to some of the questions all of you have asked! This first one is from Adam Seville, a small message for you Brittany.
Brittany: Let's hear it, maybe he's better than Mr. Heartbreaker over there.
Alvin: I heard that!
Brittany: Good!
*Alvin growls and goes to a different part of the stage* James: Anyway here's what he says:
"Yea your right Brittany our world is kinda weird but its the weird that i like but Alvin did feel a little hurt that you chose me over him but Alvin noticed a girl named Jill and wanted to ask her out but was afraid that she would reject him but that chipmunk took his Chances and asked her out and those two have been happy ever since . oh and Jill does keep Alvin's Ego in check and they both love to prank the rest of us but we all get them back one way or another so we do have our ups and our downs but like Alvin said never catch you in a bad mood but I always know a way to Cheer you up like telling a good enough joke or finding something to whack myself with but not something solid enough to put me in the ground or in the hospital but enough to make you smile everyday but back at that Battle of the bands in our world you and your sisters did So what while we did Rock n roll all night instead of we are family we did Highway to hell so yea too bad for Ian thou instead of Ian hawke he should be called Ian Dumpster since he never thinks ahead like i do but still you and me are still Dating in my world Alvin's with Jill Eddie with Charlene while Paul's with Sheryl and you wanted to know if Simon and Theodore still Date Jeanette and Eleanor yea they do but i learn a little piece from each Like Science and math from Simon and Jeanette and Cooking from theodore and Eleanor and Music from Alvin and Jill and you have taught me the Basics in Fashion and what good outfits work with what season and Sheryl has taught me somethings about life in general and well Charlene has taught me some stuff about shopping for Clothes and what Jewelery goes with what Outfit don't worry Brittany i have taught them a few things as well like I taught you how to not only surf the net but using what type of word Document and not only that I even taught you how to write your own Stories along with the Basics of Story writing and to even top that you taught me how to Stand up for myself when someones picking on me at school and both you and me have a really good sense of humor but your sense of humor has rubbed off on me and you even told me to even Dance and sing at the same time but you would consider this Insane rambling but doesn't bother me as much but still you stick up for me and i stick up for you and if someone took you i would move heaven and earth to find you a promise i probably could and couldn't keep but as that old saying goes don't make promises you cant keep . Something i learned over time . but even thou i kinda like "Chick flicks " as Alvin calls them you tend to take a page right out of me though I don't know what your tastes are but would you care to tell me ? but I never got to know you on a Deep personal level i only wish i could but I know for a fact that you enjoy the Movies and tend to go to places like the Beach for instance you Love to sing and Dance with me but I think that might be an understatement and you also enjoy Hanging out with me and just talking about whatever comes to your mind but still i do enjoy your company as you enjoy mine but there is one thing i do remember about you . you do help me with my stories and i tend to help you with your Songs tho i could be wrong I mean i'm no song writer myself but i do tend to get a few ideas i mean you and me and Alvin are known around the world and so is the rest of our band but my Youngest one Katy is our Song writer while Eddie handles soundcheck and the rest of us Handel's the crowd and the last one Dave he handles Booking Concerts and Goes on tour with us and Claire tends to help out as well if you want to know more about claire i can tell you since i'm in a good mood Claire mostly helps around the house mostly during Dinner she helps Dave wash the Dishes while the rest of us go and do whatever we want till Bed time you and me tend to get on the internet and surf or Chat online with other people or like me Use fanfiction to upload a new story or read other people's work or do movie retellings but its my Understanding of you that when it comes to fashion you know what to get and what Matches and even tend to get me out of bed by now I know this might sound Gross to you so here goes you plant kisses down my neck and coo softly in my ear till I start to stir and wake up . there i said it you might consider it gross to you but Frankly doesn't bother me as much and i usually just collapse on the nearest bed or surf the net with my laptop and i had the chance to pull another nightstand and set a second monitor mouse and Speakers and you said you wanted the same so I did the same thing another nightstand with a second monitor with a mouse and speakers you could say that at times I am your personal slave but I do it to keep you happy but Mostly I try to keep you happy but Normally I feel Depressed on the inside and try not to show it but at school I Plaster on a Smile to convince everyone that i'm fine . I know i'm spilling my guts but its who I am but I watch a lot of how to's on youtube to get a better Understanding of what to Expect in life like Being the what you call Perfect Boyfriend which is something i try not to do i can be the Best Boyfriend but still i do try my best to make you happy but in the end i know its all worth it but so far Hardly much has happened between us oh but a lots happened between Alvin and Jill from what i have heard from Simon and the others Alvin and Jill are the Most Sexually Active Brittany don't take this the wrong way or anything but I think that your Simile Brightens up my day the way you laugh makes me Smile and the way you tend to laugh at my jokes makes me want to tell more till your rolling on the floor laughing and the way you show your Competitive side makes me want to Compete against you well as you put it for fun but anyway you always know how to relax me to get to bed you Massage my shoulders and get me to be while you save whatever i was working on and Climb into bed with me . Oh and another thing that i like about you the way you complement me about my newest Story always makes me want to write more"
Brittany: How sweet! Of course I'll tell you my interests when you come out of course.
James: *sighs*Brittany, what are you doing? I thought you didn't have any interest in him!
Brittany: I'm expanding my horizons! And now I need a new boyfriend to take me to that dance in a couple of weeks...
James: *facepalms* Brittany... actually, this time I'm not getting involved. Let's just finish the show. This is from Spring-Heel-Jaqueline:
"Just me or is EVERYBODY doing this?
*Sigh* All right, just because i wanna know how things are going to be answered . . .
What are each of your intake on voice comparison/contrast of the people (Ross Bagdasarian Sr. voicing all three chipmunks and Dave in THE ALVIN SHOW; Ross Bagdasarian Jr. voicing Dave, Alvin & Simon; Janice Karman doing Theodore and the Chipettes in ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS; Jason Lee-David Seville, Justin Long-Alvin, Matt Gray Gubler-Simon, Jesse McCartney-Theodore, Christina Applegate-Brittany, Anna Faris-Jeanette & Amy Poehler-Eleanor in CGI/LIVE ARCTION) who portrayed you? What are your opinions on them?
What other crossovers do each wish to do that hasn't happened? For example, I wanna read a Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers crossover . . .
Since Theodore was turned into a werewolf and Alvin a psychotic weirdo or whatever Dr. Frankenstein turned him into, what related monster would Simon, Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette turn into besides a werewolf and whatever Alvin was? How would you be cured?
What changes would you do in "The Alvin Show," "Alvin and the Chipmunks," and the recent movies?
CHIPETTES: What are each of your opinions on the attire worn in the live action movies compared to the ones in the cartoons?
CHIPMUNKS: Speaking of clothes, did either of you ever wear pants under those oversize sweatshirts in "The Alvin Show" and "Alvin and The Chipmunks?"
Don't forget to read and review my stories!"
Alvin: Well, I don't know about the '80's but I was okay with my 'backup voice', but I hated having to miss out on talking in the entire Squeakquel movie! I mean, I'm the lead singer and main character of the movie and they couldn't let me say my own lines? Come on guys! But Justin did do good, I just wanted to do my own lines.
Brittany: You were sick Alvin! And no one wanted to hear your hoarse voice anyway. I enjoyed working with Christina Applegate, she was fun and did backup for my voice excellently! If your listening Christina, thanks a lot! And I also enjoyed working with you on our new movie too!
Alvin: Crossovers? Well, Chip-n-dale yea. I wanna prove were the best 'munks in town!
Brittany: Yep, The Chipettes rock the stage!
Alvin: So do we! Anyway, maybe a Stuart Little crossover, and a Marvel-verse crossover too.
Brittany: Yea, definitely the Stuart Little cross, and Jeanette said she wanted to meet the people from Inception, so maybe an Inception crossover as well.
Alvin: Well, Simon and Brittany got turned into vampires when we meet Dracula, that was scarry. When we meet the original Wolfman both '80's Alvin and Brittany were (almost) turned into werewolves. Eleanor was hypnotized by Simon and was almost his dinner while he was a vampire. I'm not sure if Jean or Ellie have been turned into monsters...
Brittany: Actually, Jeanette accidentally put Medusa's curse on her at one point, she literally turned me to stone! And Eleanor was forced into a casket and was turned into a mummy by that cursed casket...
James: Yep, those bad times... Sometimes I wonder, why us?
Alvin: I would have made them use the proper items! They made me eat stale cheeseballs plus they were a store brand! Not the ones I always buy!
Brittany: That I would be able to choose the wardrobe more. I mean, we actually had to wear the outfits that Ian gave us in the movie! They couldn't have given us something new?
James: And they wonder why people don't listen to them at home...
Brittany and Alvin: What was that?
James: *smiles nervously* Nothing!
Brittany: I loved my clothes! Why wouldn't I? Now, I will say that I like mine more than my '80's counterparts because mine are more modern. That's all I have to say about it. You'll have to ask Jeanette and Eleanor when they come back on the show.
Alvin: Yes, '80's Alvin does wear pants under his sweatshirt, same with Simon and Theodore. I know because we lived with them for a month.
James: I will when I can, I have read your Shades of Gray story and I like it so far.
Brittany: I'm reading this one! It's from LexiChipette:
"Well,
To Brittany:
I heard that a new munk is going to be in Chipwrecked. And everyone is saying that they think you and him will like each other, and Alvin will become jealous...? xD
Alvin:
DO you like WAFFLES?
Request:
Vacation (By the Chipmunks and Chipettes. :D)"
Brittany: Well, I'm not allowed per my contract to say really anything, plus the new guy would kill me if I spoiled his appearance on the big screen, but I can tell you that most likely you'll like the new munk whoever he or she is. *winks at camera*
Alvin: OF COURSE I LOVE WAFFLES! But I would give up waffles for you to forgive me Brittany.
Brittany: Keep dreaming heartbreaker!
*Alvin hangs his head* Alvin: Britt please.
Brittany: NO!
James: Lets just continue on...
Alvin: Uh, who's the original artist of that song again? We have to give tribute to them before we can sing it, besides, we decided in the last episode that James is going to sing the song this week! But next week if you can tell us who to give tribute to we'll sing the song!
James: Alright! Now that we've gotten though all of our questions, lets get to our guest!
Our guest has starred in several movies and stories and has just finished not only his version of The Squeakquel but also a crossover with the Spy kids and the Star Wars saga, please welcome Adam Seville!
*Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi plays as Adam walks out*
Brittany: Wow, he's even hotter in person.
*Alvin growls and gives Adam the evil eye and looks away from him*
Brittany: What's wrong jealous?
Alvin: NO! Why would I be jealous of him?
Brittany: Because you still like me.
Alvin: Maybe, but I'm willing to give you space and your own choice in the matter.
Brittany: Yea right.
James: Thank you for coming Adam.
Adam: Thank you for letting me guest star on your show.
Brittany: *Comes close to Adam* Oh a hunk like you can come and be a guest star in my dressing room whenever you want.
Adam: T-Thanks?
Brittany: Aw come on don't be shy.
*Alvin glares at Brittany and Adam and mumbles to himself about Adam stealing his girl.*
James: Anyway we have a couple questions for you then we'll get to our viewers questions, First question from me is, Didn't u already marry Brittany and why in ur world did Alvin date Charlene and now is dating Jill?
Brittany: If you asked me to marry you I would. *looks at Adam dreamily*
Adam: Thats mostly in another world but quite different from the one that we live in as for Alvin dating Jill and Charlene well first off Jill and Alvin have a lot in common and Charlene, well, she is Dating Eddie another one of my brothers .
James: So in an alternate reality, You had already married Brittany and Alvin and Charlene are dating?
Adam: Yep. That is absolutely true.
James: So, am I in ur alternate world?
Adam: Yea James, you are in my alternate world but living alone but with someone to look after you though I don't know who it is.
James: With my luck it'll be something like Miss Miller or worse...
Brittany: Yea, you do have a lot of bad luck at times don't you?
James: I wish that I didn't but I do.
So then, what would do if u met your Dark Counterpart?
Adam: Well, I'd think my Dark Counterpart would be a cereal killer looking for revenge. If I met him I'd probally, figure out where he's going to strike next and ambush him then. Then I'd have to choose either let him go or kick his butt and leave him for dead out in the middle of a dessert.
James: Okay, and have u ever dated anyone else besides Brittany, like Jill?
Adam: Well, I wouldn't date Jill. She's like a sister to me, that's why. But I have not dated anyone else besides Brittany. And she's perfect for me!
James: Alright then, Brittany, do you have any questions?
Brittany: Yep, I've got some for this hunk. *winks at Adam, Adam gulps nervously and hopes that he doesn't upset his girlfriend*
Brittany: Alright, first how do you deal with Alvin and his antics?
Adam:
Brittany: Okay, so why is your group so big?
Adam:
Brittany:Have you ever been captured and experimented on before?
Adam: No, I have never been captured or experimented on, yet.
Brittany: Great, I love a guy that hasn't been messed with before. *she leans closer to him, Alvin growls, she turns and glares at him and clears her throat* So can you tell us if this legend of a new album that you are bringing out is true?
Adam: Yes, it's true, we do have an upcoming official soundtrack that is being released right along with our new movie so be on the look out for it. I can tell you that the first track is originally from Bon Jovi because I can't say anything else about it until it's released except you'll have to watch the movie to find out the rest of the tracks, all of them will be in that movie. But I've already said too much about it.
Brittany: Oh, sounds nice! I can't wait to watch! So then my last question is, if you had to choose, what monster or mythical creature would you end up turning into?
Adam: I would end up turning into a Vampire/Werewolf or the ancient term would be a Lycan.
Brittany: Also, I love to shop, and watch movies, and...
*Alvin growls again, and looks like he's going to kill Adam, so James quickly steps in to keep Alvin from doing anything*
James: Uh, Britt, why don't you tell him after the show? Alvin, what are your questions?
Alvin: Yea, did you hypnotize Brittany to fall for you?
Adam: Absolutely not! Brittany made her own choice by her own free will. I did nothing to her like Hypnotizing her, that's Absurd!
Alvin: I doubt it, so Do you have any superpowers?
Adam: No I do not.
Alvin: Hmm, so Are you really a secret agent and a Jedi?
Adam: After my brothers and sisters rescue mission I signed for the clone wars after I retired from the OSS international at the time it had a spy kids program in which as mostly everyone knows we all signed up. As to how I became a Jedi, it was just simple training.
Alvin: Okay and finally, who is Jill?
Adam: Jill is another one of my sisters that we all met she came from a family that abused her raped her and made her drink Beer and smoke.
James: That must be a hard life to come from, anyway, here are some questions for you from our viewers, First this is from Charlene Seville,
"So Adam how does it feel to Star in a second Feature length film and what are your thoughts on working with your Band Members?"
Adam: Yea it's quite good staring in another film with the chipmunks and chipettes and the cast from the Sqeakquel, so it's Awesome!
James: Alright, so for the next question, from Jill Seville,
"So Adam since your going to be Staring in your next Movie we all know you love Brittany so what are your thoughts on her?"
Adam: Well since we met I would enjoy working with her again anyway my thoughts on her simple, She's cute smart in fashion get on her bad side and she can really screw you over but we always work like a team like during the battle of the bands the girls were told to hate us but I knew deep down that it would never happen but she and I some how clicked like she would help me when i'm stuck on certain things like mostly school work or figuring out new stories to write she is Awesome in every way like when we are done we always look over our work and see if there is room for improvement or when we hate telling secrets that we might as well just to get what ever is on us off our chests just so we feel better and can move forward in our relationship
Brittany: I'm reading this one! It's from Megan Seville,
"Hey Adam, my name is Megan. So anyway you must quite happy to be staring in Chipwrecked as much as I am, but anyway I wanted to let you know that I am going to be dating Joel Seville so don't worry.
So Adam how Serious about Brittany are you? we all know that you were head over hind heels for her when you and your Brothers met in the Sqeakquel of course"
Adam: Me and Brittany are pretty serious.
Brittany: Alright! This one is from Cheryl Seville,
"So Adam how do you feel working with Alvin Simon and Theodore Paul Eddie Joe and Joel again I know that have to put up with Alvin but whats the Number one thing that you love about him as a brother?"
Adam: Well Alvin can be a bit rowdy Simon is the Smart one Theodore is a great cook Paul is an awesome Guitar player Eddie Helps out with the soundcheck Joe and Joel Work at chipmunk studios
*James notices Alvin getting really angry because Adam and Brittany are so close, he quickly runs over and takes the notes away from Brittany.*
James: I'm going to read some more now.
Brittany: *growls* Why?
*James points at Alvin and Brittany looks and notices that Alvin is about to murder Adam, she nods and moves away some.*
Brittany: Ha! I knew you were jealous!
Alvin: What do you mean?
Brittany: You can't stand me by Adam, but I've moved passed some two-timing chipmunk like you. *She sticks her nose up and begins to walk away*
Alvin: *chases her* Wait Brittany, please! I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to cross you! Please don't dump me! *He grabs her legs and starts to cry on camera*
James: This is better than watching citcoms on tv.
Adam: I agree, it's actually kinda funny.
*Alvin and Brittany glare at us and turn back to each other*
Alvin: Is there any way I can make it up to you, so you won't dump me?
Brittany: Hmmm, I do have something, but first kiss me on live tv.
*Alvin nods and pulls Brittany into a long deep kiss*
James: Saw it coming, I liked the fighting better.
Adam: *nods* Yep that was more interesting.
*Alvin and Brittany seperate and glare at us again*
James and Adam: What?
Alvin: Just continue with the show.
Brittany: Yea, I'll let you know what you have to do at the end.
Alvin: *sarcastic look* I can't wait...
Brittany: I hope not! *smiles darkly*
James: Alright, this one is from Katy Seville,
"Hey I got a song that James could sing and its our number one song Girls Just wanna have fun and he's Singing it with None other than Brittany oh right onto the Questions
Adam you must quite Happy to Star in a new film with your "Lover " Brittany? And don't worry your secrets safe with me"
James: Umm, we might do that song, if we can...
Adam: Well yea, I am quite happy to be staring in another movie with Brittany and yes she is my lover if you watched the squeakquel you'll see why
James: Okay... Anyway, onto the next question from Paul Seville,
"So Adam my Dear Brother I know your going to Enjoy Staring a new film with Brittany and the rest of us.
So Adam are you and Brittany going to kiss under the Stars in the Film?"
Alvin: You wish! Brittany's going to dump him and go for me, how it was meant to be!
James: Alvin, this is Adam's question not yours so let him answer!
Alvin: *groans* Fine, *walks offscreen*
James: Sorry, now Adam, what is the answer to the question?
Adam: Okay... Well, we don't know yet. Probably when the others aren't looking.
James: Alright, lets head onto the next question, This is from Joe Seville...
Brittany: How many of these people are there?
Alvin: Must be like our kids or something...
Brittany: *shivers at the thought* I'm going to have THAT many kids? It'll destroy my perfect figure!
James: I doubt that all the 'munks are your kids, they may even be human like me.
Brittany: *sighs* I hope their all not mine, that's too many kids for me to take care of, plus Alvin!
Alvin: Hey! You can't even cook!
Brittany: Don't even start Burn-boy!
James: Anyway onto the question:
"Hey Adam my Awesome brother since the others asked you Questions about you staring in the second film I might as well join in aswell
So I heard that our sponsor just got the Soundtrack ready and is even sent it off to get it ready for finilazing it for release when the movie is also released so anyway what is your soundtrack gonna look like ?
And Adam I was thinking who am i going to ask out in the retelling Hmmm ?"
Adam: Well Joe I don't know who your going to ask out yet its all up to the person who writes and tell's the story and well frankly I have no control as to who but mostly the script writers at chipmunk studios.
James: And one more question, from Joel Seville,
"So Adam since your soundtrack is being worked on i was thinking that maybe we could all be ... well anyway onto the Questions
Adam since you made your selection for the soundtrack just what song are you and Brittany going to sing in the Movie ?"
Adam: Well since I wasn't the one who chose those songs it was our sponsor who chose them and well they are better than the ones the people at Bagdasarian Productions would choose.
James: And now, for our song tonight, I guess I'm doing Girls just wanna have fun with Brittany.
Brittany: But I don't sing that song, my '80's Counterpart does.
James: I guess your right, sorry Katy, when I can get the '80's Chipettes on I can sing it with them.
Alvin: But we are still going to make you sing this time.
James: But what song am I going to sing then?
Brittany: How about Iridescent from Transformers 3?
Adam: You sing that song?
James: Yep, I sang all three songs for the Transformers movies in this dimension.
Adam: Cool! Can I sing with you?
James: Sure.
*James and Adam run offstage and get ready to sing.*
Brittany: Please welcome, James singing the song Iridescent from Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon Soundtrack!
*The song begins to play, James begins to sing*
James: You were standing in the wake of devastation
You were waiting on the edge of the unknown
With the cataclysm raining down,
insides crying save me now
you were there impossibly alone.
Do you feel cold and lost in desperation?
You build up hope when failures all you've known.
*Adam begins to sing with James*
Remember all the sadness and frustration,
and Let it go,
Let it go.
And in the burst of light that blinded every angel,
As if the sky had blown the heavens into stars
You felt the gravity of tempered grace,
falling into empty space.
No one there to catch you in their arms
Do you feel cold and lost in desperation?
You build up hope when failure's all you've known,
Remember all the sadness and frustration,
and Let it go,
Let It Go.
*Instrumental part, James plays guitar*
*Alvin, Adam and Brittany without mics begin to sing*
Let it go,
Let it go
*James begins to sing again*
Let it go
Let it go
Do you feel cold and lost in desperation?
you build hope when failure's all you've known
Remember all the sadness and frustration,
and let it go,
Let It Go.
Alvin: Give a big round of appaluse for James!
*audience cheers loudly*
James: We thank our guest Adam Seville for coming on the show tonight, On our next show, we'll have from the story 'Monster' Alvin and his 'demon' Number Thirteen on the show! So please have some questions for him as well, Thank you and have a good night!
Brittany: Now for what I'm going to make you do... *she smiles cunningly and mischievously*
Alvin: Oh no...
*Camera turns off*