WOW! I haven't updated in so long! I'm sorry, I've just been very busy! Well, here's my latest chapter!
P.S- The lines may not match the movie exactly in this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own it. I really don't.
Once the team had reached a well lit area, they all said their good-byes to Ray's family. Sora was about to make his way forward until he heard Ray shout:
"You tell Fee-Fee that 'ol Ray-Ray said bonjure!"
Hearing that, Sora smiled up at the firefly. "Who's that? Your girl?"
Ray quickly flew down to the boy's face. "Oh no, no, no! My girl…that's Evangeline."
Tiana turned her head to join the conversation. "Evangeline?"
Ray got a dreamy look on his face. "She the most beautiful firefly that ever did glow," he said as he gave a little squeal. "Yep, we talk most every night. She kinda shy. Don't say much. But I know, in my heart, we gonna be together, yeah."
Sora gently wiped the tears from his eyes. "Yeah…I know exactly how you feel."
"That's so sweet!" Tiana said.
Both of these touched frogs turned their heads as they heard a yawn come from the prince. "Yes, so sweet," Naveen muttered, as if the speech bored him. "Just…don't be so quick to settle down, my friend. There are plenty of fireflies out there."
Tiana huffed, while grabbing a stick to swat away the branches of the pricker bush.
"Now what did I do?" Naveen grumbled.
Sora crossed his arms across his chest. "Naveen…don't you love anybody besides yourself?"
The prince seemed to pause, and then gave a little shrug. "I do not know…maybe. It is not important."
"How can you say it's not important? I mean, what's the point in life if you don't have any friends?" By now, Sora was fed up with Naveen's selfishness.
Naveen frowned. "I will have you know, I am fabulously rich when it comes to friends."
Sora scoffed. "Really? Do they like you? Or do they like your munny?"
"Hmph!" Naveen huffed, but the younger boy could see some hurt across the prince's face.
Sora instantly felt guilty for telling Naveen basically no one liked him. "Look…sorry about that man, but you can't go through life just loving yourself."
Naveen thought about it for a minute, then a smile appeared on his face. "I love Jazz! Does that count?"
"NO!" Sora growled. "Ah, forget you!" With that, he drew his keyblade and hurried to catch up with Tiana.
"What?" Naveen asked as he followed the two frogs.
Louis tried to follow them, but instantly got a pricker stuck in his finger. "AGGGGGGHHHH!" he bellowed. "Pricker bush has got me! Gator down! GATOR DOWN! I'm so cold!"
Ray gave an exasperated sigh. "Aw, hold still you big baby! Donald, Goofy, can ya'll give 'ol Ray a hand 'ere?"
Donald and Goofy exchanged a glance. "Sure….we can try to calm him down," Goofy said. "We'll catch up with the others later."
Donald sighed. "All right Louis, Ray's just gonn-"
"AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
"He hasn't touched it yet, you big palooka!"
Little did they know, three men were spying on their friends. One man was short with floppy ears, and appeared to be the father to the other two. The second was gargantuan and had a stupid look across his face. The third was of medium height and only had two fingers on his right hand!
The smallest man, who's name was Reggie, snickered. "Ooh! Take a look at those three jumpers!" he said, staring at the three frogs. "I can smell that frog stew all ready!"
"BET THEY TASTE REAL GOOD WITH THE SAUCE, HUH PA?" the large one bellowed.
"Gr, Darnell be quiet!" Reggie hissed and banged his son on the head with a club.
"….Ow." Darnell muttered.
Two Fingers made a few hand gestures and grumbling noises. It was apparent the man couldn't talk well.
Despite this, his father seemed to understand what he was saying. "Oooh, my thoughts exactly Two Fingers! It's time to catch us some frogs!" With that, the two men sank into the bushes….and after a second dragged Darnell down with them.
Sora took a deep breath after cutting away yet another branch. It was funny, every time he cut away a branch, his hatred for Naveen grew just a little more. "Selfish, lazy…"
"You know waitress, I have finally figured out what is wrong with you," Naveen interrupted the boy's thoughts.
"Oh, he has got to be kidding me!" Sora muttered to Tiana.
Naveen didn't seem to hear. "You don't know how to have fun! There. Someone had to say it."
Sora was about to give him a lecture, when Tiana said, "Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too!"
Naveen examined his non-existent nails. "I am…too wonderful?"
Sora couldn't take it anymore. He took his keyblade and clunked the prince on the head. "No! It's just like Tiana said: You're nothing but a lazy bump-on-a-log!"
"Not to mention self-centered!" Tiana added. Nodding to one another, Sora and Tiana made their way foreword.
Naveen smirked. "Little runt," he coughed in his hand.
Sora, knowing that was aimed at him, glared at the prince. "What was that?"
Naveen shrugged. "Nothing." However, as soon as Sora went back to helping Tiana, he coughed, "Stick-in-the-mud."
Tiana frowned and marched up to him. "Listen here you, this 'stick-in-the-mud' has had to work two jobs her entire life to get half as much, while you've been sucking on a silver spoon, chasing chamber maids, throughout you-your ivory tower!" that being said, she hopped off.
Sora turned to Naveen. "And I may be young, but I've done things most adults would never have the courage to do! You wouldn't believe the things I've done! The things I've seen! The things I've had to endure!"
Naveen gave him a blank stare. "….Actually, it's polished marble."
"GAAAAAAHH!" Sora cried in frustration. He turned around and tried to ignore the prince, when he heard the frog in mention cry out.
"AAAAAAHHHH!"
Tiana and Sora turned around to find Naveen trapped in a net with a human pulling him away. "Oooh boy! I got me a big one fellas!" they heard.
"Naveen!" Sora cried out, forgetting his disdain for the prince.
"C'mon Sora!" Tiana cried. "We have to-" but she didn't get a chance to finish, as Two Fingers grabbed her roughly.
"Hey, let her go!" Sora demanded as he jumped up and smacked Two Fingers with his keyblade, forcing him to release Tiana.
"Thanks!" Tiana breathed. "What do we do now?"
Sora uneasily gazed up at Two Fingers, who was clutching a knife. "We run!"
"Almost…..got it…..there!" Goofy announced. At long last, they had finally gotten the pricker out of the gator.
Louis sighed a sigh of relief…until he saw a man in a boat WITH A GUN! "THEY'VE GOT GUNS!" with that, the panic-stricken gator jumped head first in the pricker bush.
"AAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
The three friends exchanged a tired look. "Sweet guy…no' dat smart tho'," Ray muttered.
Donald rolled his eyes and cast a glance at Goofy. "Yeah, I know what that's like."
Goofy turned his head to find out what spooked Louis. "Oh no!" he cried.
Ray and Donald followed Goofy's gaze. "Naveen!" Donald gasped, as he saw the prince trapped in a net, being held captive by a man with huge ears.
"Hang on, Cap! We comin' for ya!" Ray shouted, as he aimed for the frog hunter. "A bug got to do, what a bug got to do!" The brave little insect slammed inside the ugly man's nose, causing a ruckus.
"What the-? Get outta here you little-" Reggie scowled.
Donald quickly swam over to the boat he was in. "FIRE!" he shouted, aiming for the man's gut.
"Dow!" Reggie, screeched, dropping the prince into the filthy water. Growling, he pressed one end of his nostril, and blew Ray out of his nose.
"Ray!" Donald called, quickly swimming towards him.
"Are you O.K, pal?" Goofy asked, concerned.
"I think I don chipped my favorite toof," he moaned.
"Run Tiana, run!" Sora cried, as they sped away from Reginald and Two Fingers.
"I can't run! I'm a frog!" Tiana cried back.
"Then hop! Hop away from the crazy hunters!"
Two Fingers grumbled as he threw multiple knives at them. Sora's eyes widened as he saw this. "Tiana, stay behind me!" He quickly moved in front of her and deflected the knives.
"Wow, that key-thing sure comes in handy, huh?" Tiana mused.
"You've no idea!" Sora told her.
They both gasped in unison as Darnell came thundering after them, club raised above his head. "Here I come, little froggies!"
Tiana frowned and swung her tongue at him, batting him in the eyes, which temporarily blinded him. "Ew…not a good way to fight!" Tiana sputtered.
"Nah, you did great! My turn!" Aiming his keyblade, Sora shouted, "FIRE!" burning Darnell in the arm.
Tiana gasped. "Sora…how did…do you practice voodoo too?"
Sora shook his head. "No! It's no-" before he could finish his sentence, the two heroes were scooped into a metal cage. "What? No!"
"We got 'em!" Darnell called, and grabbed the cage.
"Let us go!" Sora growled, as he grabbed the wires on the cage. "I demand freedom! You hear me, warden? This is an outrage! I'm gonna call my lawyer! You haven't even read us our rights!"
Darnell had a dim look on his face as he looked at his brother. "Did you hear somethin'?"
Tiana placed a green hand on the boy's shoulder. "Sora….shut up, O.K?"
Sora turned to her. "You want to get turned into frog soup?"
Tiana bit her lip. "Can't you try your key-thing?"
The boy nodded and grabbed his sword….or at least tried to. He soon realized there was no room in the cage to lift his blade. "Uh…Tiana? Small problem…"
Tiana placed a hand to her forehead. "Well, what are we going to-" she didn't get a chance to finish, as they were roughly slammed into the boat.
"Oh no! Sora, we have to get out of here!" Tiana cried, as she began to frantically pull on the side of the cage. Both of the frogs winced as a fist banged on the cage.
"Get on quiet there…" Two fingers grumbled, as he sat on the top of the cage.
"Hey Pa, where's yours?" Darnell whined.
"Shut your trap, Darnell!" Reggie growled.
Tiana angrily pounded on the side of the cage. "How are we going to get out of here, Sora? We're trapped in a cage that's too small for you to use your key-thingy, and the only way out is covered by that two fingered guy's butt!"
Sora gazed above him to see Tiana was right. "Yeah…not the way I want to spend the last minutes of my life."
Tiana a raised a non-existent eyebrow. "Trapped in a cage?"
"No, staring at a man's butt," Sora corrected.
Tiana placed a hand on her forehead. "There is no way I'm going down like this."
Sora placed a hand on her shoulder. "Lucky for you Tiana, I've been in worse situations before!"
Tiana looked over at him. "Like what?"
"Well, I had to cut my heart out to save Kairi, causing me to turn into a heartless," Sora answered. Tiana's mouth dropped open. The boy shrugged. "I turned back!"
The she-frog shook her head. "Yeah, that's pretty bad, but-"
THUD!
The frogs lurched forward in their cage as something thumped the back of the boat. "What the-?" Sora groaned.
"Pa…did you hear that suspicious thud?" Darnell asked his dad.
Sora and Tiana moved to the front of the cage, curious to know what the disturbance was, and hoping whatever it was would help them.
Reggie examined his surroundings. "Yeah…I sure did," he said, as he removed his hat to scratch his head
Tiana and Sora's mouths dropped open at what they saw on their captor's head.
It was Naveen.
"Naveen?" Sora whispered, in disbelief.
"What's he doing there?" Tiana asked.
"How did he get there?" Sora asked back. He made a few hand gestures to get the prince's attention. Naveen looked down at Sora and placed a finger to his lips, signifying he wanted them to be quiet.
Darnell gazed a stunned look at his father and slowly, slowly raised his club.
Reggie frowned. "Whatchoo two gawkin''-" before the poor man could even finish this sentence, his dim-witted son began bashing him on the head with the club.
"Aw, I'm just missin' 'em!" Darnell yelled, as he continued to try to squish Naveen. However, every time the idiot lowered his giant stick, the prince would cockily jump out of harm's way. It wasn't long before he began posing in mid-air.
Tiana covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing. "Hey, looks like the prince knows a few fighting tactics of his own!" Sora smiled, as his view of the prince slowly began to change.
Finally, Two Fingers had enough of his brother beating their pa up like an idiot, so he stood up roughly, and pulled out his gun. Sora took the opportunity to open the top of the cage for himself.
"Good, now go!" Naveen called down to them, as he continued to jump from Darnell's attacks.
"We can't just leave you!" Sora called up to him, concerned for his friend's well-being.
Naveen suddenly lost his footing and grabbed onto Reggie's face. Two Fingers chuckled a cruel chuckle and aimed his gun at the frog's back.
"Naveen!" Sora gasped in horror.
Tiana got a determined look on her face, and jumped on Two Finger's gun, causing him to barely miss shooting his father in the groin. "Daaaaahhh! You idiots!" Reggie groaned.
Tiana and Naveen smiled as they landed beside Sora. "What is our plan?" the prince asked.
Sora smiled. "We fight!" he shouted, while raising his keyblade.
"Uh…Naveen and I aren't exactly experienced when it comes to fighting," Tiana warned.
"I must agree, we are frogs. What can we do?" Naveen moped.
Sora smiled. "You two are very clever frogs. You'll figure it out…speaking of which LOOK OUT!" Sora cried as Darnell's club came crushing down, missing them by only an inch. "Let's go!"
Unfortunately, right after those words left the boy's mouth, Darnell bashed Sora right on the head. "Aggh! It's O.K guys, I'm fine!" But it was apparent that Darnell was a little too fast for the boy, for he began to smack the keyblade master repeatedly, not giving him a second to attack.
Naveen was about to rush over and help his young friend, but was knocked to the side by Two Fingers before he could do so.
"Take that you little…" Two Fingers grumbled.
Naveen lifted his head and gasped when he saw a small green flower come from Sora. The prince didn't know what it was, but it seemed to illuminate green power. Although he was sore from being bashed by a gun, for some reason, all he could think about was his friend's well-being.
Naveen grabbed the flower and threw it at his young friend. "Sora!" he called.
Sora could feel his pain lift away as a green light shone on him. Feeling his energy return, Sora jumped out of Darnell's way and sliced him across the leg. "Thanks!" Sora called.
While this was going on Tiana was trying to find an open attack on Reggie. "All right you," she murmured, "I'm not afraid to-"
SLAM!
Reggie kicked Tiana right into the side of the boat, stunning the poor girl. The ugly man raised his foot, getting ready to squish the she-frog, when-
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Reggie howled, as he frantically tried to yank Naveen's teeth off his ankle. "Get off me you little varmit!"
Two Fingers grumbled and got ready to smack Naveen off with his gun….but before he even got the chance to reach for his gun, he was struck by a heavy bolt of lightning.
Sora smiled and aimed his keyblade once again. "ICE!" he cried, as he froze the man's leg. With Two Fingers temporarily stunned, Sora drew his keyblade and struck Reggie in multiple combos.
Seeing Darnell approach with his club, Tiana took the opportunity to trip him with her long tongue, causing him to fall on his face….which also caused everyone in the boat to lurch.
At that moment, Reggie managed to break out of his ice imprisonment, and slapped Sora over to the side, with a satisfied grin on his face. His satisfaction only grew once Naveen rushed over help, only to be thrown into Tiana.
Sora was quickly back on his feet and was quick to get revenge on the ugly father. "SONIC BALDE!" Sora shouted as he threw his sword at Reggie. He was pretty satisfied with himself, until Darnell appeared from behind him and bashed him on the head.
By now, Sora had had it with the over-sized man. He focused all his fire energy in his blade and shouted, "FIRAGA!" After that, Darnell became toasted all over.
"…Ow," the giant muttered.
Sora was about to attack again, but was shot in the back by Two Fingers. "Heehee.." he smirked. The key blade master growled, leaped, and attacked the man square in the eyes.
Darnell recovered from his attack and raised his stake, ready to bash the frog. Remembering Naveen's tactics, Sora moved out of the way, causing Darnell to attack his own brother. Before the big lug could react on this, Sora knocked the giant over with a heavy keyblade attack, knocking out the largest frog hunter.
Two Finger's eyes widened at the sight of his brother, but was soon inflicted by Sora's gravity spell. "Didn't see that one coming, did you?" the boy gloated.
Two Fingers was about to get back up, when he was kicked sharply in the face by Tiana, knocking him out completely.
Sora sent a proud smile to the girl, until a worn-out Naveen caught his attention. "I'll…I'll be up in a minute…," he panted.
Sora winced as he saw Reggie raise his foot, ready to crush Naveen with the death blow….or at least the knock out blow. The boy pointed his keyblade at his brave friend. "NAVEEN!" he cried, as he cast a curing spell on the frog.
A green light illuminated on the prince, redeeming his strength. "Thank you, my friend!" Naveen called. With his energy restored, Naveen moved out of the way of Reggie's foot, jumped in the air, and kicked him in the face, knocking him out.
The three friends hopped in front of the defeated men, all three feeling very victorious.
"These frogs…." Reggie gasped. "Aren't like none I've ever seen….they smart."
"And we talk too," Tiana added.
The three men's eyes widened.
"AGGGGGHHHH!" they cried, as they sped off with their boat, leaving the three heroes in the water.
"What? I shot like, four different spells at them through my keyblade, and they get freaked out by the fact we can talk?" Sora cried. "Dumbest enemies I've ever faced….and that includes Pete!"
I'm sorry if the battle scene was stupid, but I'm really not good at those, it's a weakness! Please tell me what you think!
