Twenty-five Ways to Irritate Rinslet Walker
Twenty-five Ways to Irritate Rinslet Walker
Call her Rinslut.
Send her on a blind date with an unattractive fat guy (i.e. Woodney).
Replace her entire wardrobe with muumuus.
Deduct a good chunk of her payment and donate it to charity.
Better yet, just take the money and run!
Tell her that no, Eve does not appreciate it when she goes out to buy cutesy, expensive girl clothing.
Take all her wigs, dye them purple, and style them exactly like her normal hair.
Make her take a road trip with Sephiria.
Ask her if she's got a thing going on with Sven, and when she answers no, tell her that she's blushing even if she really isn't.
Steal her makeup.
Give Eve said makeup in order to create an abstract work of art using her clothing as canvas.
Put an exploding pen in her purse (the one filled with all the handy spy stuff).
Poke her boobs to check if they're real.
Create a little Jenos doll and leave it for her with a note saying "Jenos dropped this off. Insisted you sleep with it. Probably has hidden camera but not sure. (signed, Train)"
Find her mother so she can disapprove of everything her daughter is doing.
Innocently trip her so that she falls directly on Train, take several pictures, and post them on the internet.
Pawn her jewelry.
Bug her by constantly asking "Who would you rather see naked: Beluga or Maro?" and refuse to leave her alone until she answers.
Volunteer her for the show "Flavor of Love".
Next time she goes to a train station, get Jenos to stand outside her car with a big sign saying "Ride the Jenos Express to Destiny!"
Ask her if she has an STD every ten minutes.
Draw the random white cat in sharpie on all her credit cards.
Travel around to bathrooms around the country and scribble on the wall "Looking for a good time? Call Rinslet (put her cell number here)."
Ask her, with a serious face, if Sven has "used his Heaven's Thunder cannon on her" yet. Then run like hell.
Make her wait for a very, very long time.