Hack: The Reward challenge, I'm sure you can all guess who's going to verse who in this chapter.
Fox: I really don't like what half of the red team does…
Ness: (smirking) live with it!
Link: Hack owns no Nintendo stuff! He wishes you all to enjoy this chapter!
Remaining:
Red Team: Donkey Kong, Doctor Mario, Link, Zelda, Samus, Rundas, Fox, Krystal, Captain Falcon, Samurai Goroh, Mewtwo, Roy, Porky, Louie, Popo, Snake
Blue Team: Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, Kirby, Metaknight, King Dedede, Lucario, Nana, Lucas, Tom Nook, Marth, Isaac, Olimar, ROB
Green Team: Mario, Wario, Yoshi, Geno, Toon Link, Falco, Wolf, Jigglypuff, Ash, Pikachu, Ness, Ike, KK Slider, Pit, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic (Will lose one at next council)
Kicked off: None yet…
Day 3
Green Team
"Ah… such a peaceful morning…" yawned Ash. "I would have expected it to start with huge explosions… Why aren't there any?"
He came out of the beach house to see Falco and Wolf tied to different trees, miles away from each other. And it was not necessarily silent either.
"Well it's YOUR fault for not remembering that Snake could crawl!" said Wolf.
"Pah! You got defeated by a woman!" said Falco. "And you even tried to leave her vulnerable through perversion!"
Ash sighed. "It's never going to end, is it?" he asked himself.
Geno popped up from behind. "Nope, they've been going at it all night," he said.
"Geno!" Ash jumped up several feet. "You… don't… Don't do that!"
"Sorry, but I just keep a natural lookout. For a long argument though, the two space animals were surprisingly quiet," he said.
"Yeah, I'm surprised that I could even sleep…"
"Unlike two individuals that couldn't get much sleep because they prefer to sleep outside…"
Pikachu, with red eyes, was walking on top of trees, carrying a huge anvil. Jigglypuff, also extremely tired from lack of sleep, was carrying a box of thumbtacks.
"Finally, I fished out an anvil…" said Pikachu, smirking.
"Great! I found this while swimming around," said Jigglypuff. "I could hear those two from miles away!"
"Maybe their ears are just more sensitive than ours?" asked Geno.
"They're pokemon, they probably are more sensitive to hearing," replied Ash.
Pikachu was standing on top of Wolf's tree, and Jigglypuff on Falco's. The two were so into their heated argument that they didn't notice the two pranksters until…
BAM!! "YEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"
KACHINK! "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Falco's feathers were stabbed by the falling thumbtacks, and Wolf received a huge bruise on top of his head. Their screams were enough to wake everyone else up.
"Mama mia… You still have to wake everyone up?" asked Mario.
"No… but…" Falco muttered, trying to resist the pain from the thumbtacks. "It was the pokemon!"
"Me? No," said Jigglypuff innocently.
"Nor me," said Pikachu. "We couldn't sleep at all, and they were throwing thumbtacks and anvils at each other!"
"Really? I'm surprised I didn't hear that," said KK Slider. "I do have perfect pitch after all…"
"Perfect pitch has nothing to do with hearing soft things, does it?" asked Toon Link, taking out his wind waker baton. "It's where you can tell what note's being played?"
"I mean…" said KK Slider, a little annoyed. "My ears are sensitive too, which is what I meant."
"Come on! I didn't do any of this crap!" said Wolf.
"Yeah, we didn't," said Falco. "These brats did. Geno and Ash saw, right?"
Ash looked at Geno, who was shaking his head. "I'm pretty sure I saw them setting up traps beforehand, falling for each other's traps."
"YOU LITTLE PUPPET…" both Falco and Wolf growled.
"Uh, yeah…" said Ash, following Geno's lead. "I didn't see Pikachu or Jigglypuff doing anything, they just couldn't sleep."
"I just pray that we don't have the reward challenge because of their lack of sleep…" said Ness when a piece of paper fell from the air.
"Oh, speak of the devil!" said Pit. 'It's more news about challenges!"
"Noooo!! We're going to be at a huge disadvantage against the other team!" said Ness, cowering in fear.
"Chill out, we can't lose anything in a reward challenge," said Sonic, reading it. "A relay race to pop your bubble, all kinds of skills will be needed! Power? Speed? You'll need teamwork to work it out!"
"Well that's something we definitely don't have with two of our members," said Ash, sighing.
"ASH!! IT'S YOUR FAULT TOO!!" yelled Falco and Wolf, who were still tied up by the merciless Mario.
"Ok, no breakfast for you," said Mario. "And we're not untying you two until you stay quiet for at least an hour. KK Slider, you have the best ears here, right?"
"Possibly," said the Dalmatian.
"Stay near this area and if they say anything at all, tighten the ropes even more."
"Isn't that a little cruel?" asked KK Slider.
"They'll need to learn their lesson…" said Yoshi.
"Anyways, Mr. Game & Watch is starting to prepare breakfast for us," said Toon Link. "Mmmm… wonder what he has?"
"BEEP!!" Mr. Game & Watch was cooking over the fire of what seems to be mushrooms.
"Uh… Those aren't poisonous, are they?" Pikachu asked cautiously.
"BEEP!!" The 2-D man shook his head.
"Great!" Pikachu grabbed a mushroom, sprayed ketchup on it, and ate it. In a few seconds, he fell on the ground, his eyes closed.
"PIKACHU!!" Everyone nearby cried, rushing around him.
"BEEP! BEEP!!" Mr. Game & Watch cried, shaking his head.
"Pikachu! I choose you!" said Ash. "No, wrong line! Are you okay?"
Pikachu did not stir awake. Everyone turned to the 2-D man.
"You just said they weren't poisonous!" said Pit, drawing his bow.
"BEEP!!" Mr. Game & Watch took a few steps back.
"Hey, anyone can make a mistake, said Mario.
"But HE KILLED PIKACHU!!" Ash cried, then he fainted.
Pikachu then woke up, right after Ash fainted. "Ugh… that was a nice nap after staying awake for the entire night… What did I miss?" he asked, just noticing the fainted Ash.
Everyone's jaws dropped.
Red Team
It seems that we do not have the reward challenge… said Mewtwo.
"Bummer," said Rundas. "It would have been great to get another win."
"Pah! We all won because of my presence!" said Porky. "It's all because of my intimidation that…"
Porky, I strongly suggest you run, said Mewtwo.
"Why? I'm the greatest! I can own Ness and…"
KABOOM!!
Samus blew Porky up with a super missile, Popo smashed him with his hammer, and Snake threw a grenade, blowing him up again.
"Hey, stop being so violent!" said Doctor Mario. "That's going to give me another operation, which you know I hate!"
"You should be glad it's not me for once…" said Captain Falcon. Samurai Goroh drew his sword and Krystal drew her staff.
"That can be easily arranged," said Krystal, smiling. "I'll never forgive you for being quite so rude…"
Chaos ensued again, with Falcon being the main victim again. The doctor sighed as he left to search for herbs in the forest. "I wonder if there really are any medical stuff to find…" he muttered to himself.
"I'm really tired…" said Fox. "I'm actually glad we don't have the reward challenge…"
"Go ahead and rest then!" said Roy. "By the way, did we find any pools nearby?"
"There's a pond in…" Snake pondered for a moment. "…in that direction," he said.
"Great, I need to take a bath," said Roy, heading in the direction Snake pointed.
Donkey Kong looked at Snake. "Isn't Zelda taking a bath in there right now?"
"Hm… I completely forgot…" Snake replied.
"Oh man, I can't miss this opportunity!" The giant ape ran off, following Roy.
"Wait, Donkey Kong!" said Snake. "Geez, who would've thought an ape would be so perverted…"
"So what's for breakfast?" Rundas asked the tribe. "It's just early morning, and… two of our number are down. We might as well rest up from the torture you gave to them."
He nodded his head to the unconscious Porky and Captain Falcon.
"…Mewtwo, put their bodies up in the treehouse," said Link.
Why not. The sight disturbs me… Mewtwo lifted up their two bodies and levitated them inside.
"Anyways… Breakfast? I haven't had a good meal in a while," said Samurai Goroh. "Oh man, I'm starving…" He peaked into the food storage box that everyone neatly made…
"By the way, we're out of the pork we previously found the other day," said Link, his stomach growling. "And I know I put it into the storage…"
"Do you think there may be some thief running around in our group?" asked Samus. Louie jumped suspiciously, but nobody noticed. "I need some food to refuel myself, so I can blow up the racer again…"
I do not believe it is someone among us… said Mewtwo. Although quite a few of us have been hiding something in the back of our minds, but I have no proof…
"Huh, I'm not stupid," said Snake. "I've got tons of secrets and I'm not about to let you know."
"Nor me," said Fox.
"Me neither," said Samus.
…Well, that is an understatement. All of us have been blocking my entrance except for Captain Falcon, and his mind is… rather… Mewtwo's face darkened a little, meaning he's blushing!!
"Huh? What?" asked Popo. His childish mind was truly curious.
Link grabbed Popo's shoulder and led him away. "I don't think you should tell us, Mewtwo… I don't think I want to know…"
It's quite disturbing. I regret entering his mind… said Mewtwo.
"Oh man, I've been really sweaty…" muttered Roy, standing beside a rock. "I really need to take a shower… Wait… I have to remember back at the smash mansion…"
Flashback
"Oh man, I've been really sweaty…" muttered Roy, standing beside the door. "I really need to take a shower…"
Roy shrugged off his sword and armor, wearing only a blue shirt and long brown pants. He sighed.
"…Wow, it's been over a day since I took a shower, I must be really dirty…" said Roy.
He was about to jump in and saw Zelda taking a bath instead.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
KABOOM!!
"ROY!!" HOW COULD YOU??" cried Zelda. "I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! DIE!!"
"BUT… BUT I DIDN'T KNOW!!" Roy retaliated, beginning to run as far as his crispy body could take him.
"DIN'S FIRE!!"
End Flashback
"Oh right, that was not very pleasant…" muttered Roy. "Stupid Din's Fire…"
Roy shrugged off his sword and armor, wearing only a blue shirt and long brown pants. He sighed.
"…Wow, it's been over a day since I took a shower, I must be really dirty…" said Roy.
He was about to jump in and saw Zelda taking a bath instead.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
KABOOM!!
"Ouch, I feel bad for Roy…" said Donkey Kong. "But oh man, what a pleasant sight!"
"ROY!!" HOW COULD YOU??" cried Zelda. "I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! DIE!!"
"BUT… BUT I DIDN'T KNOW!!" Roy retaliated, beginning to run as far as his crispy body could take him.
"DIN'S FIRE!!"
KABOOM
Roy was sent flying into the sky. "I sense… a bit of... déjà vu here…" he muttered to himself.
Zelda let out a 'hmph!' and went back into the pond of water, which was covered by a wall of rock.
"That was pretty nice!" said Donkey Kong. "And seeing Roy getting beaten up by a girl in a towel was cool too!"
"Hey, Zelda!! Are you in there?" another feminine voice called out from the woods.
"Krystal! Yeah! Wanna come join this pool?" asked Zelda. "It used to be cold, but I warmed it up with din's fire."
"Of course! I'm soaked in sweat!" said Krystal.
Donkey Kong's eyes widened.
Blue Team
"So ROB, you were right," said Isaac. "We do have a reward challenge! I'm actually looking forward to it!"
"We're not going to be fully ready for it though…" said Metaknight, rubbing his… face? He's just another puffball, really. "I'm so starving, and because of one little guy…"
"Pyo" Kirby was singing happily after eating everything Tom Nook made for breakfast. Peach and Tom Nook made two more servings of breakfast for the entire team, but it was for naught.
"Okay, I'm getting Diddy Kong, he's good with ropes," said Peach, her hair extremely messy from the stress.
May I help? asked Lucario.
"Sure! On the count of three…" said Peach.
"Pyo…" Kirby groaned.
"I'll help too!" said Isaac. "I'm hungry because of him!"
"On the count of three…" said Peach. "One, two… three!!"
Aura Sphere!
"Ragnorak!"
"Um…" Unable to think of a cool name for her attack, Peach simply cried out, "Tennis ball!"
Lucario fired a huge blue sphere of energy, Isaac summoned an earthly sword made of energy and shot it down at Kirby, and Peach spun her tennis racket, hitting a tennis ball and sending it flying at violent velocities at Kirby.
KABOOM!!
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Kirby was sent flying… Again.
"Um… Is it really okay? I mean…" said Lucas. "…To send him… flying?"
"Of course!" said Peach. "He's starving all of us!"
"And now… For the record…" said Tom Nook.
Both Tom Nook and Peach flipped eggs and bacon that they found in Tom Nook's apron. In two minutes, a world record, they prepared a full breakfast for everyone.
"Breakfast… is finally ready!" cried Peach.
Hold on… I will call everyone, said Lucario. He sent out a telepathic signal to everyone in the caver. Breakfast is ready!!
"Oh man, I was starving! I thought we wouldn't be ready for the reward challenge!" said Bowser.
"Um… The reward challenge is right now," said Metaknight, holding up a slip of paper.
"WHAT??" Everyone cried.
"We didn't even get to eat!" cried Marth.
"What does the paper say?" asked Bowser, eating his breakfast in one gulp.
"A relay race to pop your bubble, all kinds of skills will be needed! Power? Speed? You'll need teamwork to work it out!" read Metaknight.
"But we won't have much of it if we're all starving…" muttered Luigi. "Mama mia…"
"…I say you'll have to rely on us big eaters!" said Bowser, before burping out loud.
"Pyo!" Kirby came flying back in. "I can't do much… I so hungry, and I haven't eaten much… So I won't be of much help…"
Everyone looked at Kirby. They all began to walk towards him with evil eyes. Kirby nervously backed away. "Um… hi?"
Reward Challenge!
"Hello, Blue Team! And hello, Green Team!!" greeted Hack. They were all beside the beach with wooden walls raised and who knows what else.
Mario looked at the Green Team suspiciously. "Hey, Luigi! Hey Peach! Didn't see you the other day, so I thought you'd be on the third team!"
"Really?" asked Peach. "Bowser's here too, you can't miss him."
"And the doctor?"
"Not on our team. Neither is Captain Falcon," chuckled Luigi.
"Ha… I feel bad for him."
"SO HOW FARED YOUR IMMUNITY CHALLENGE?" ROB asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"BEEP! BEEEEEEEP!! Bloop…"
"AH, I SEE. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TRAGIC."
"Anyways, what are we going to be playing for?" asked Falco. "I don't want to wait around much longer, I just want to kick some ass and get this teamwork stuff over with."
"Chill…" said Hack. "You won't know what the reward will be until after you win. So whether or not you'll get an awesome price or a crappy prize won't be known by you!"
"Uh oh, he used passive voice!" said Ness.
"Passive voice?" asked Sonic.
"Ness…" Ash shook his head. "You. Are. Such. A. Nerd."
"Heh… sorry, just had to point that out," Ness replied.
"If you're all finished chatting, allow me to get started on what you will do!" said Hack. "Green Team, unfortunately, not everyone will be participating again. You will all strategically select four members to join in a relay race."
"A relay race? Now I actually wished we had Captain Falcon…" said Yoshi. "He's the fastest out of all of us."
"AHEM! You know who has the taunt, YOU'RE TOO SLOW?"
"Except for Sonic, of course."
"Yes, well… you will be on completely identical courses. This isn't just your typical relay race, because running speed is only part of it. Starting from the first team member, you must carry a key and continuously pass it on to the next person. You can only pass it on once you've completed your assigned task, if there is one."
Hack showed the entire obstacle course to everyone. "First off, you will simply start off running. This is where running speed comes into play. All the first person must do is pass the white line over there, fifty meters from the starting point. Then you may give the key to the next person in any way you wish.
The second part is a targeting test. You will either have a laser gun provided for you, or you may use a weapon of your choice." He pointed at a counter far away. "Staying behind the counter, you may only pass your key once you shoot down all ten targets. They are fast too!
The third part of this challenge is almost as simple as the first part. You will be given a ten ton block and you must push it up this slope. Once you've passed the white line, you can pass your key. And finally, we have a swimming test. The last member may start from wherever he wants, but the distance from the ending of the third part to the end of the race is over a hundred meters, so you may want to guess how far the strength guy will throw the key and swim accordingly.
Then whoever reaches the end of the pool and unlocks his cage wins! Not too bad, right? A running portion, then shooting, then strength, then swimming."
"Huh, so we can throw the key to the next person?" asked Isaac.
"Yes, as long as you've completed your task. Go ahead and discuss, then we will start in ten minutes!"
Blue Team
"Ok, in the first part, the other team has a huge advantage for having Sonic," said Marth. "And… none of us are particularly fast runners except Metaknight here."
"Should I take the first task then?" asked Metaknight.
"Well… Tom, are you a fast runner?" asked Peach.
"Well… define fast?" said Tom Nook.
"RUNNING SPEED IS TEN MILES PER HOUR. REASONABLY FAST. HOWEVER, METAKNIGHT RUNS AT SIXTEEN." said ROB, making the calculations.
"I'm not that fast either," said Isaac. "But sixteen miles per hour? That's pretty darn fast!"
"Sonic runs at thirty," said Metaknight. "I'm nothing compared to him… And also…"
Almost everyone's stomachs grumbled.
"Oh… So I'm guessing we've lost?" asked Isaac, lowering his head.
"No, I don't think so," said Luigi, rubbing his stomach. "The second part is a targeting test, so… They have Falco, Wolf, Pit, and Toon Link… Since we're all starving… OKAY WE'RE SCREWED!!" Luigi screamed, hiding in the corner.
"Oh psh, you don't remember who we have here at all!" said Nana. "ROB! You're shooting your lasers for the targeting test!"
"AFFIRMATIVE."
"Okay, so we need strength next. That goes without saying," said Peach, nodding her head at Bowser.
"Great. We've got all the buff guys," said Bowser. "We can crush them at this rate, they only have Sonic! I'm also full!"
"Lastly, we need someone who can swim," said Peach, her stomach also growling.
"Hey… how about me?" asked Isaac. "I can swim pretty fast."
"Maybe…" said Diddy Kong, dancing on his tail. "I swim fast too. So does Luigi, but I don't think he's in the mood…"
Luigi was sulking in the corner, poking a tree in shame. "We lost… We lost… We lost…"
"I can catch the key too," said Isaac. "I have my psyenergy to back me up."
"Okay, I think we should give him a chance," said the chimp. "He can probably catch from a mile away!"
"Sure. So do you all want this formation?" asked Peach. Everyone agreed.
Green Team
"Targetting test is between Toon Link, Falco, Pit, and Wolf… I'd say Falco," said Ash. "His blaster is the fastest and he's an accurate guy."
"You're saying he's faster than me?" growled Wolf.
"Chill. We only said his blaster is faster," said Mario. "Anyways, for strength… Mama-mia, I suppose this is where our weakness shows."
"But you've got me!! GWAH HA HA!!" cried Wario, letting out a little fart.
"Okay… You didn't have to do that…" said Ness, wafting his hand away from his nose.
"…DOORKNOB!!" cried Ike, punching Wario very hard in the gut.
"UGHHHH!!" Wario grunted, his energy blown out of him.
Everyone looked at Ike.
"…What? You say doorknob when somebody farts so you can punch him! If he says safety first though, you can't doorknob him."
"Okay… That was really random," said Yoshi.
"So…" said Mario, ignoring everyone. "Who's our swimmer here?"
"Don't pick me, I'm a terrible swimmer," said Sonic.
"Sonic. You're already running. You can't go in two events," said Pikachu, stating the obvious.
"Oh… right… Well…" He ran in place. "You're too slow?"
"Ruff! I can swim!" said KK Slider, taking off his guitar.
"Finally, the little pup gives something other than pointless music," growled Wolf.
"Wolf! You're so inconsiderate!" said Pit.
"Okay, ten minutes are almost up, so you're up, KK Slider," said Mario.
The two teams lined up behind their respective obstacle courses. The following line-ups:
Blue Team: Metaknight, ROB, Bowser, Isaac
Green Team: Sonic, Falco, Wario, KK Slider
"All right now, you all ready?" asked Hack. "Ready? Steady… GO!!"
Metaknight and Sonic sped off. In three seconds, Sonic already passed the white line within ten seconds, while Metaknight was barely halfway there. He was panting heavily, hunger overtaking him.
"COME ON, METAKNIGHT!!" cried Kirby. "YOU CAN'T BE THAT HUNGRY!!"
Everyone not participating in the blue team rounded up on Kirby.
KABOOM!
Sonic passed his key to Falco, just as Metaknight was halfway there. Falco ran up to the counter, pulling out his blaster and smiling.
In front of Falco, a target popped up at the speed of sound from the bottom.
CRACK!
He hit it in an instant. Two subsequent targets flew past his eyes, and he shot both of them with precision.
Metaknight finally reached the line, panting from exhaustion and hunger, when Falco already hit eight targets. Metaknight fainted, leaving the key in his outstretched hand. ROB rolled forward, grabbed the blue key, and stood from the white line, meters from the counter.
BAM!
Before the targets barely became visible, with his computerized x-ray vision and stuff, ROB struck the first three targets with ease. Falco was on his last target when…
"CRAP!"
He missed it. It was floating in the middle but two circular pendulums swung by, blocking his blaster shot. The target flew away, leaving the impatient bird to wait for it to come by again.
"Come on, Falco!" yelled Pit. "Even I can shoot better than that!"
"Anyone can shoot better than that," growled Wolf.
By the time the last target came by Falco, ROB was already on his eighth target with his inhumane calculations. Falco struck his target and threw the key to Wario, who caught it within his teeth and began to push the ten ton block slowly, grunting. When Wario was about a quarter of the way to the white line, ROB struck his tenth target, closing the gap between the two teams.
"Come on, you robot! Over here!" growled Bowser.
ROB shot the key into Bowser's mouth, as Bowser's hands were already on the ten ton block, ready to push it.
"GRAHHH!!"
Wario was about halfway up the slope when Bowser began to push the block twice as faster. Soon enough, Bowser passed Wario, finished pushing the block, and threw the key as far as he could throw it.
The throw was powerful and true. The key was already halfway past the pool, and Isaac was waiting inside it.
He underestimated Bowser's strength. The key flew past Isaac's head, about to land on the surface of the pool about thirty meters away.
"CATCH!"
A ghostly hand appeared, caught the key, and drew it back to Isaac as Isaac began to swim as fast as he could. He was swimming quite fast, almost as fast as Metaknight ran.
By the time Isaac began to swim, Wario reached the top and threw his key with all of his strength. Unfortunately for him, it didn't go close to as far as Bowser threw his key.
KK Slider jumped up, caught the key within his teeth, and landed in the water. He took a deep breath, then began to swim.
He was swimming so fast, he looked as if he were running on top of water. Like a water jet, KK Slider was shooting water behind him as he doggie paddled at practically the speed of light.
Isaac was barely half a meter from the shore when he heard loud splashing noise approach. Before he knew what had happened, KK Slider overtook him and unlocked the cage.
"Winner goes to the Green Team!!" cried Hack. The entire green team danced around in joy for the great comeback KK Slider made, who was panting in exhaustion.
"Pretty great… huh…?" he gasped. He took out his guitar, smiling. "This calls for an evening celebration!"
Wolf's jaw was on the ground. "…I did not see that…"
"See what? He's more than just music, ya know!" said Toon Link.
"Excellent comeback!" said Geno, clapping his wooden hands. "Excellent!"
"Meh, we lost…" said Luigi. "I knew it…"
"Sorry guys…" said Isaac.
"Hey, it's fine," said Marth, patting him on the back. "It's only a reward challenge. We won't lose anybody."
"I guess so…"
"You were swimming faster than me too!" said Diddy Kong. "I was like, Wow!!"
"Ha! Thanks!"
"Anyways, now for the reward…" said Hack. "I give you all… special tight ropes, designed to never break! They only unlock by a key!" He gave a pile of ropes to Mario.
"A pile of ropes? I don't know how this will be too useful…" muttered Pit.
"Oh man, it will be…" said Yoshi, nodding his head at Wolf and Falco, who were fighting again.
The entire Blue team, the losing team, looked at Isaac.
"…Isaac…" said Peach, raising her frying pan. "If only if you were a second faster… If only…"
"Um…" Isaac took a step back.
"We could've had something to restrain Kirby…" said Metaknight, drawing his sword.
Everyone who was starving, which isn't Bowser, King Dedede, Lucario, or ROB, was surrounding Isaac with evil eyes…
KABOOM!
Red Team
It was evening. Zelda and Krystal, being the girly girls they were, were still bathing in the steaming bath. Ironically enough, Donkey Kong was there the entire time, staring. Captain Falcon and Samurai Goroh had joined him too.
"Oh man, Krystal is nice!" whispered Captain Falcon.
"We agree on something for once…" Goroh agreed.
"Beautiful," chuckled Donkey Kong.
"And… That's my girl that you're dissing there," said Fox.
The three perverts turned around to see Fox's grenade launcher.
KABOOM!
"My goodness, who would've thought Fox would be the new Samus?" sighed Roy from behind, who was still burned from Zelda's attack.
My, we have quite a few perverts around here… said Mewtwo.
Donkey Kong landed in front of them. "…I swear… I only wanted to see Roy get burned by Zelda!! Not be a peeping tom!"
"Uh, Donkey Kong…" said Zelda, coming out fully clothed. "That happened over nine hours ago."
"Uh… um…" said the ape.
Zelda and Krystal nodded at each other. Zelda drew her hand back, charging fire, while Krystal drew her staff back…
"I can't watch…" muttered Roy.
It'll be too painful for you to watch, said Mewtwo, teleporting out of danger.
"Oh my…" said Fox, turning away.
KABOOM!
Green Team
"Wow… Beautiful fireworks to celebrate our victory…" said Geno. "It's a wonder how the stars give us so many beautiful things."
"And it's especially quiet once we've put our new reward to good use," said Toon Link.
Falco and Wolf were completely blindfolded and muted by cloth and the new ropes, clung to the trees.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMFFF!!" Falco cried.
"GRFFFFFFFF!!" Wolf also cried.
KK Slider played a beautiful chord. "So how about some more champagne?" he asked.
"We don't have champagne…" said Mario. "I wish we did…"
"You don't want me to drink champagne," said Jigglypuff, smiling cutely. "Or else it'd mean I would sing endlessly…"
Ash yawned. "Jigglypuff, sing a song for us," he said. "I'm tired…"
"We can rest tomorrow all we want," said Pit. "Because we already had two challenges! We have no challenge tomorrow!"
"That's good," said Ash, falling asleep.
"Geez, you didn't even do anything in last challenge," said Sonic, running in place. "You're all too slow to keep up with my caffeine."
"No wonder you're wide awake," said Mario, also yawning. "Geez, I think I'll sleep too…" Mario slept on the floor of the beach house.
"Pah! You'll all fall asleep before me! You're too slow!" said Sonic.
"But can you beat me?" asked Geno. "I don't sleep, even if I don't take caffeine."
"…Shit…"
Hack: The reward challenge completed, I hope it was both fun and humorous for you guys!
Ness: A relay race? You can do better than that!!
Hack: I don't see you writing this, little Ness.
Link: (holding up a sign) Read and Review with comments!
Mewtwo: No flames, or else Hack will be after your blood.
Mario: He wants no flames, just constructive criticism!
Hack: Exactly! The first cycle is about to end and the first tribal council is coming up next chapter! Look forward to the first solo challenge and the first tribal council!