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Moments with the Marauders

Drunk - Affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

"Sirius, do not put that whiskey in the punch! There are first years here!" Remus exclaimed, annoyed at his best mate's antics. Sirius had been about to pour a bottle of fire whiskey into the fruit punch.

"They're still here? I thought the midgets had gone nighty night." Sirius complained.

"Padfoot, the party started 10 minutes ago. Why would they have gone to bed?"

"Who knows how first years think? They're all crazy." And before Remus could react, Sirius had upended the bottle into the bubbly punch.

"You absolute wanker Sirius! First years are going to drink that!" Remus repeated angrily.

Sirius shrugged and held out a cup full of beer. "Cheers mate!" he smirked before chugging down the liquid. He then got up onto a table and cast a charm to magnify his voice. "Hello ladies, gentlemen, transvestites!" He said grandly. A few giggles were heard. "Could I just ask everybody under 15 to go to bed?" A series of groans sounded around the room.

"Oh shut up you little-"

"Padfoot." Remus warned.

Sirius coughed and then repeated his message, waiting for about half the room to clear out.

When they were finally gone, Sirius grinned manically and tore off his shirt. "LET'S PART-AY!"

Remus rolled his eyes and got himself a cup of the spiked punch. He'd need it.

Lily Evans crossed her emerald eyes and started snickering. Sirius swaggered over and sat down next to her. She climbed onto his lap and twined her arms around his neck.
"What are you doing Lillers?" Sirius asked cautiously. He was probably the only one who wasn't completely wasted. Yet.
"Not you Sweetheart!" Lily slurred, giggling.
"Okay you've had a bit too much to drink. Let's get you to bed."
"I'm sorry Sirius, but I just can't sleep with you, I'm going out with Jamsie Wamsie Pudding and pie!"

Sirius stifled a laugh. "At least she has her priorities straight."

Lily poked him in the stomach. "You've got reaaaaally nice abs." She giggled, giving them another poke for good measure. Sirius covered them protectively.

"Oi! Those are my abs! You're not allowed to touch them!"

Lily pouted and crossed her arms. "You're a Meanie Panini!"

"What the hell's a Meanie Panini? Are you drun- Right, stupid question. Oi, Prongs!" Sirius shouted.

"What?" James replied with an equally loud voice.

"Take your girlfriend away from me! She's trying to do unspeakable things to me!" Sirius cried dramatically.

James laughed and took his girlfriend's hand. "C'mon Lils. Let's dance." He lifted her off of Sirius and they disappeared into the crowd of Gryffindor's who were mostly making out with each other.

"Well this night has been eventful. Oi, Marlene, wanna snog?"

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