"Grr. I'm a kitty!" Soi Fong pounced Gin, taking the beta into her mouth and running off. Ichimaru starting crying because, after all, he didn't even get to torture the fish first. This most certainly wasn't Kira's day. He went over and picked up the crying little chibi, patting it on the back, trying to comfort it.

"It's okay... We can just go get a new one."

"Really?"

"Yes. I'll even let you pick it out." The small kid stopped crying and pulled himself onto the fukutaichou's shoulder. He wrapped his arm's around the blonde's neck and squeezed.

"Yay! Iduru's always so nice!"

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"He's evil! EEEVVIL!! Keep him away from me!" Byakuya popped out of Renji's gi and pointed at Jyuushirou. Ukitake stopped grinning and tried to look as innocent as possible.

"But I didn't do anything..."

"Liar! You did too do something!"

"You can't prove that he did anything!" The chibi-fied Shunsui stepped up to defend his friend. Kuchiki looked up at Abarai who just shrugged.

"You're supposed to help me!"

"How the Hell am I supposed to do that?"

"Fine. You're no help." Little Byakuya glared up at Renji and then looked back at the other two chibis. He slowly raised both hands and sure enough, both middle fingers.

"Look! It's two for the price of one!"

Everyone's eyes widened as they stared at the rokuban-tai taichou. Soon the gazes shifted up towards Renji.

"What're you all staring at me for?! I didn't do nothin'!"

Matsumoto stepped forward and raised an eyebrow.

"Kuchiki-taichou, who did you learn that from?"

"Renji. He did it one day when he got angry at you." He pointed at Abarai who just blushed and looked away.

"He certainly is a bad influence, isn't he?"

"Why yes. Yes he is."

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"What happened to me?!" Yoruichi squeaked as she entered the Seireiti. This was all very, very wrong.

"Yoruichi-sama!!!" She tossed the beta over at the other chibi. Yoruichi stared at it for a long time before finally eating it. She meowed and Soi Fong glomped her.

"Yay! Yoruichi-sama's a kitty!"

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"Oi! Aren't you all forgetting someone over here?!" Aizen yelled from his spot over the mini-fire. Everyone looked over at him and blinked.

"Who're we forgetting?" Hitsugaya asked, a big evil grin playing on his face. He walked over and kicked one of the props holding Sosuke's stick up, almost knocking him into the fire.

"Aizen-taichou!! Whitey-chan, that's horrible!" Momo ran over and picked up the little Toushirou. Sitting him down a little ways in the distance, she ran back to go save Aizen.

"Arigatou, Hinamori-kun. You are my only good, true minion."

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"Weee!!!" Unohana-taichou flew by again with a big grin on her face.

"Guess who's here!!"

"Who?" Nanao looked up from where she was sitting Hisagi and the Sajin puppy.

"Yoruichi! Yoruichi!" Retsu squealed as she flew away into the distance.

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"Niisama!" Rukia ran up to Renji and stared wide-eyed at the cuteness before her.

"Can I hold him? Please!!!"

"Uh... Okay." Abarai tried to pry the little Kuchiki off of his shoulder. The chibi held fast, refusing to move.

"Nuu!!! Stop Eeeet! I don't wanna move!"

"Err... Gomen... I don't think he's moving."

"Aw! That's okay. He's so kawaii! What happened?"

"I have no friggin' idea."

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