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Talking
Thinking
Demon/Beast
ANBU Exams
Chapter 4: The meeting
On top of the Fourth monument Naruto and Hinata were asleep. Naruto held Hinata tightly next to his chest and Hinata snuggle in his warm embrace. It was already morning and the sun was slowly rising from the horizon as Naruto eye twitched from its rays, he yawned silently so he wouldn't wake Hinata up, five minutes later it hit him; they have been sleeping all night.
"Oh shit! We slept all night outside! Oh that's just great now Hiashi is going to kill me, FUCK!"
Naruto decided to wake Hinata up and take her home. "Hinata-chan." Naruto whisper "Hey Hinata-chan, time to wake up." Hinata slowly open her eyes and saw Naruto's smiling face. She blushed at first; next she tried to say something. "Go…good morning…Naruto-kun." "Good morning Hinata-chan." Naruto said with a cheerfully smile as he lean forward to kiss her. He then deepens the kiss and longer, after a minute passed, Naruto inserted his tongue into her mouth. Hinata moaned by his tongue messaging her tongue. Both wanted this kiss and moment to last forever, but in Kohona nothing last forever.
(poof) Jiraya appeared while the couples were still kissing "Hey Naruto congratulation for your success…" Jiraya looked down at the couple and started to do his research. "Hehehe this is gold. Great job my pupil." (bonk!) Jiraya was hit on the head by Naruto. "YOU PERV! WE WERE HAVING A ROMANTIC TIME UNTIL YOU SHOW UP!" Jiraya rubbed his head from the bump. "Hey you know I have a book to publish. So why not let me use your romance as my "research" to publish my new book." Naruto had a huge vein on his forehead; again he hit him on the head again. "JIRAYA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Jiraya rubbed his head again. "Um…Right, Tsunade wants to meet to tell you two to meet her at her office." Naruto still had a vein on his forehead. "Is that all?"
"Yeah that's all; meet her in ten got it." The couple nodded with agreement and Jiraya disappeared. "Finally!" Naruto pulled Hinata to him, and kissed her forcefully.
"Naruto-kun! Should we go and do what Jiraya-sama said?" Naruto caressed her hair. "Baa-chan can wait for us." Naruto leaned down and kissed her. "Besides we have about 7 minutes to spare." Again he kissed her deep with passion that Hinata fell under his passionate kiss.
One hour later
"Where the hell is Hinata and that brat?!!!" Said Tsunade
"I'm guessing their still have their romantic moment. So I'm going to check on them again." Said Jiraya, he carried a mini telescope and a note book.
"Jiraya come back here now! I'm not letting you disrupt them you pervert!" (poofx2) Naruto and Hinata appeared in front the Hokage's desk while she was beating Jiraya up. The couple was a bit confused by seeing Tsunade beating Jiraya with a mallet.
"What the HELL, WHAT DID YOU DO ERO-SENNIN?!!!!" Shouted Naruto
Tsunade then threw Jiraya through the wall; he was thrown so far that he landed in a hot spring with young ladies.
"Awww, you poor old man." Said one girl
"We'll help you old man." Said another girl. The girls helped Jiraya to the springs. "Heheheehe, I'm in paradise hehehehe."
Back at the Hokage office
"NARUTO WHEN I SAID TO BE IN TEN I MEAN TEN!" Tsunade Yelled
"HEY I REMEMBER SEEING YOU DRUNK IN MEETINGS HOKAGE-BA-CHAN!"
"Well…alright you little brat I'll let this down, for now. Back to business-" The Kage's door slid open by Ibiki running to Tsunade side and whispers something into her ear. "Change of plans, Naruto and Hinata, the exams will start tomorrow."
"WWWWHHHHHHAAAATTT??????!!!!!!! TOMORROW?????!!!!!!!!" Naruto and Hinata shouted so loud that everyone in the whole village heard their yells. "Keep it down you two…damn, I never knew you can yell so loud Hinata-sama." Hinata turned light red while Naruto panicked. "Naruto calmed down will you?!"
"HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO THAT BAA-CHAN?!" Tsunade slammed a mallet on his head and pounded sensually to the ground. "Um…Ts-tsu-TSUNADE-SAMA!!!" Tsunade stop punching Naruto and both looked dumbstruck at Hinata. "Can you stop hitting Naruto-kun please?" She said while feeling small. "Fine…" Tsunade went back to her desk. "so it's settle the exams will be tomorrow, explain this to your teammates, now both of you leave." The Nin bowed and left the Hokage.
At the training grounds, Lee and Shikamaru waiting for Naruto and Hinata. "Where they this so troublesome, I swear Lee if they don't get for another minute I'm leaving." Shikamaru whined sitting on a long. "Shikamaru stop complaining it's not youthful." Lee Leaned against a tree.
"SHUT UP ABOUT YOUTH LEE, IT'S GETTING ANOYING!"
"Hey I can say whatever I want to say Shikamaru!"
"F you Lee!" Lee pounced on Shikamaru and they got into a fight. Few seconds latter Naruto and Hinata arrived at the training grounds. "Eh what the hell is going on here?! Lee, Shikamaru STOP FIGHTING!!!!" Naruto slammed their faces to the ground. "Hey Naruto we'll stop fighting if you pull our faces of the ground."
"You promise."
"Yes" They said in union. He lifted his hand off their heads, and both pulled Naruto to the ground and three started to fight. "Wait…umm…guys w-w-we-w-e- should stop." But no one listen and she got really pissed off. "Eight trigrams- Sixty-four palms!" Hinata pounded everyone into nothing.
An hour latter Hinata healed everyone's wounds from fighting each other and from her Sixty-four palms. "There done, sorry about all that but if we kept fighting we would have solved nothing. Plus were a team now we need to work together instead of fighting…right."
"You're right Hinata-chan we need to work not fight each other. Sorry about slamming your faces to the ground guys." Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "Whatever besides if you didn't interrupt Naruto I would have kicked Lee's butt."
"WHAT?!! No you wouldn't I would have kicked your butt." Again both started to fight, like last time Naruto entered the fight and Hinata did her Sixty-four palms to stop the fight and heal their wounds again.
This lasted for at least six hours.
At the Hokage office Hiashi head about the news that the ANBU exams will start tomorrow, like a concern father he left the Hyuga mansion and raced to the Hokage office. "Hokage-sama, Hiashi-sama is here."
"Damn it Hiashi, let him in." Hiashi entered the Hokage office a bit pissed off. "Hokage-sama when you told me that you will hold the old exams I knew that the Hokage must be crazy, but know I hear that you will hold the exams tomorrow and now I you're not crazy, you're insane!!!"
"What's your point Hiashi?" Tsunade had a huge vein on her forehead. "How will you hold the exams if you don't have anything ready for the ANBU Exams!!"
"Simple, I'll have no choice but hold the emergency exams. Does that answers all your questions?"
"Emergency…exams?" Hiashi puzzled over this, he never heard about the emergency exams. "What is the emergency exams?"
"It's a secret exam not even I know how it runs; only Ibiki know since he's the new leader of the ANBU's."
At Naruto's apartment Naruto and Hinata explain everything about the ANBU Exams to Shikamaru and Lee. "What tomorrow! We're not ready to take the exams!" Shikamaru shouted sitting on a couch across to Naruto and Hinata. "Well that what Baa-chan told us the exams will start tomorrow."
For a few minutes there was a uncomfortable silent, that's when Jiraya entered the apartment with a big box. "Hey Naruto I'm……what you're having a party and you didn't invite me!"
"Naruto-kun why is Jiraya-sama here?" Naruto shook his head in shame. "Don't ask Hinata-chan."
"So why are all of you here anyway?"
Naruto and his team told everything to Jiraya about the ANBU Exams. "So that's why you're all down…because the exams starts tomorrow?" They nodded. "Well that's no good."
"Do you know anything about the Exams Jiraya-sama?" Question Lee.
"Yes I do." Jiraya sat down cross legged on the ground and everyone listen to what he was going to say. "There are three types of ANBU Exams; the first one is the newest exam. It's basically the same as the Chunin exams, but the exam is in a secret arena. The second exams is known as roots."
"Roots?" They all question. "Yes, Roots created by Danzo. The exam was horrid. More than thirty teams would be taken into the wild and would have to race back to Kohona. During the exams in order to pass the exam you would have to kill the other teams and even other rouge nins. The Third didn't believe that this is the right way so he took down Roots and made the new ANBU exam."
"Now there is the third ANBU exam, the most secretive exams. Only two I know of took this exam. The Third and the Fourth, I don't know much of this exam but I heard that……it's more of a mission rather than an exam."
"Eh? What do you mean Ero-sennin?" Jiraya twitched because Naruto called him that name again. "How should I know I's a secretive exam, I know nothing about the third exam……Oh yeah I forget Tsunade wanted me to give you this." Jiraya open the box and handed them their ANBU uniforms. "Hey thanks Ero-sennin." Said Naruto
Jiraya shoved his face at Naruto's face. "I TOLD YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto had a fox mask, Hinata had a hawk mask, Shikamaru had a deer mask and Lee had a monkey mask.
"Cool Monkey mask."
"Oh boy a deer. It's because my name means deer is it how troublesome."
"A hawk mask just like Neji's." Hinata giggled softly.
"All of you listen, even if you pass the exam, being an ANBU is not fun and games. It's a serious and dangerous job. It's not like those two or three months A or B missions you will handle S rank missions. Assassinations, espionage and sabotage these are the missions that you will undergo if you pass. So don't think living the life of an ANBU will be easy you'll have a hard life, especially you Naruto. You need to have exceptional tactics if you want to you and your team to survive. So don't be stupid all of you. GOT IT!" They all nodded with a little fear in their eyes.
"Good now all of you go get some sleep, you'll all need some sleep"
End Chapter
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