Matteo585: Of course it will be out of character for Daniel Bryan. Just because his long beard earned him the nickname "Goat Face", that doesn't mean that he has to bite people like a goat. But it's a funny thought though.
Previously on Grojband's WrestleMania Moment 2: Texas Style...
Corey, Laney, Kin, Kon, and Trina arrive at the Belchie's Center in the University of Peaceville campus where a live broadcast of WWE Monday Night Raw is held. There the four teens reminisce with Superstars they met last year at WrestleMania including John Cena and Daniel Bryan, while also meeting new people, like Dean Ambrose and The New Day. Once they get to their seats, they realize Trina is gone but they overlook this as nothing big. Unbeknownst to the band, that The Newmans are sitting opposite to them across the ring.
Chapter 4: Raw Is Grojband Part 2. Invasion
You are now tuned in!
To the world's greatest...
Tonight is the night!
Bright lights, hype crowd
Yeah, we came to throw down
Everybody get loud
Tonight is the night!
Several shots of WWE Superstars and Divas are shown as they are behind moving shots of the Raw logo.
Lights flashin' When we step in the place
and you can feel the raw excitement from the look on their face
.
Count down from three, go
Press 'X' to reload
Yet they still try to topple
The kingdom that we own
.
cause the truth is you can find us wherever you are
Just look up, we're flying high with the stars cause...
.
Tonight is the night!
A - list, can't miss
When we burn it to the ground
everybody get down
Tonight is the night!
Once the opening sequence finishes, the shot of the WWE Raw logo is shown before flashing into a dark arena as pyro goes off.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BOOM!* *FWOOSH!* *PTT! PTT!* *BANG!* *KA-BOOM!* *FWOOSH!* *FWOOSH!* *FWOOSH!* *PTT PTT PTT PTT!* *BANG!* *KER-KLACK!* *CLAP* *KA-BOOM*
The stage starts to glow red as the lights come on in the arena as the crowd starts roaring in cheers. Not only that but it's being broadcast live around the world. And on TV. Voices of color commentators are heard.
Voice: Welcome everyone to Peaceville, California! Home of WrestleMania 31, fitting for the Road to WrestleMania 32! 18,527 not so peaceful WWE fans have packed in this sold out Belchie's Center, ready, for Monday Night Raw!
The screens on both television broadcasts and the arena titantron cut to the commentators desk as the color commentators introduced themselves.
Commentator: Hello everyone, I'm Michael Cole, Joined alongside John Bradshaw Layfield, and WWE Hall of Famer, Jerry 'The King' Lawler. Thank you for joining us tonight on the Road to WrestleMania!
Jerry Lawler: I'm telling you Michael, this was the same crowd as we had for WrestleMania last year, only a small fraction of it.
JBL: Hey, this Peaceville crowd is still as rowdy as WrestleMania, but this year might top it.
Among the crowd was Grojband, who were excited to be at a live TV taping of Monday Night Raw, and at ringside too.
One hour later...
One hour has passes into the airing of Raw and fans are currently treated to a promo involving the former WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar, and his advocate, Paul Heyman.
Paul Heyman: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate for the Beast Incarnate! The one and only main attraction in WWE. The former NCAA Division 1 Champion, former UFC Champion, and the former WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, the Beast! BRRRRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKK LLESSSSSSNNNNNAAAARRRR!
After stretching Brock Lesnar's name, the crowd erupts in a mixture of cheers and boos.
Paul Heyman: and in two weeks, my client is going up against the lowlife, Dean Ambrose in a No Holds Barred Street Fight at WrestleMania. But he has failed to see that he is out matched by my clients. My client is bigger than Dean Ambrose! My client is stronger, than Dean Ambrose! And my client is more decorated than Dean Ambrose!
Brock Lesnar stands there only smirking as the crowd boos or cheers.
Paul Heyman: He is a former NCAA Champion, UFC Champion, Royal Rumble winner, he conquered The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania, and claimed the WWE title for himself, away from John Cena! Dean Ambrose has no chance!
Lesnar smirks again as his advocate talks on his behalf. The boos starts to grow louder as they start fading the cheers away.
Paul Heyman: Oh! I'm sorry, does Peaceville actually like Dean Ambrose?!
The crowd cheers louder.
Paul Heyman: Who cares about Dean Ambrose. And who cares about what any of you, insolent, stupid, wimpy Peacevillians?
The crowd's boos grow louder.
Paul Heyman: Oh! I'm sorry, but it's the truth. Do you have a problem with that? How about you step up to the Beast Incarnate! BRRRRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKK LLEEESSSSSS...
Suddenly, Paul Heyman is interrupted as Carrie, Lenny, Kim, and Konnie jump from the barricade and into the ring. They all then start to attack Lesnar and Heyman, something most fans would be stupid to do.
Everyone in the arena is in utter confusion as this unexpected attack is developing. Meanwhile, Michael Cole tries to reassure the fans watching from home that this isn't part of the show.
Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not part of the entertainment tonight. This is a real life situation. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are being attacked by four unknown teenagers. Right now, security is making their way to the ring to apprehend this situation.
And Michael Cole was right. Security guards, dressed in black, stormed the ring to stop the Newmans, but they are immediately attacked by Carrie and company as well. They kept punching at them all as Carrie grabs a microphone and looks at the booing crowd.
Carrie: We are the Newmans, and we are making a name for ourselves. Why? Because we're better than Grojband!
This somewhat confused the crowd.
Carrie: Ever since Grojband appeared at WrestleMania last year, we had nothing to make a comeback, we were ruined. So now, we're taking what is rightfully ours!
Suddenly, the WWE Universe erupt in cheers as Corey, Laney, Kin, and Kon all jump from the barricade and enter the ring, staring down at their doppelgangers. Corey then swipes the microphone from Carrie's hand.
Corey: You wanna make a name for yourselves? Well we're here! You want some? COME GET SOME!
He tosses the mic out of the ring and motions for his gender swapped counterparts to fight. The Newmans step closer to Grojband until...
No chance, that's what ya got
The WWE Universe is in a mixture if cheers and boos as the Chairman and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Vince McMahon walks out of the stage with a furious look and a microphone in his hand.
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians, buying souls from us are puppets.
Who'll find their place in line...
Vince McMahon: Stop it stop it! Cut the music! Cut it!
The music then fades away as Mr. McMahon walks into the ring and looks at the two bands.
Vince McMahon: Damn it! What the hell is going on here?!
Carrie: Finally we got your attention!
Vince McMahon:
Carrie: We're the Newmans! And we're here to prove that were better than Grojband!
Corey: and why here?
Lenny: Simple! We convince this old man to let us perform at WrestleMania!
Laney: He'll never do that! Besides, only people he knows are worthy to perform at WrestleMania are chosen. There's no way you'll be there.
Corey: Besides, he would still pick us if he wanted to.
Carrie: Shut up' there's no way he'll let you perform.
Vince McMahon then steps in to interrupt their childish argument,
Vince McMahon: Actually, we were planning to invite them to WrestleMania to perform
All: What?!
Vince McMahon: But now I see there's two bands who want to perform. And I can one of you perform...
Carrie: How?
Vince McMahon: By winning a match! And the victor will go to WrestleMania and perform live there!
Carrie looks at her Newmans band mates as they all nod in agreement.
Carrie: We accept!
Vince McMahon looks at Grojband who were looking amongst themselves before facing the now 70 year old chairman.
Corey: We'll face the Newmans on one condition!
Vince McMahon: Let's hear it!
Corey: We name the place, and the type of match we want.
Vince McMahon thinks long and hard before nodding in agreement.
Corey: Great! For the place. It can be here tonight...
The crowd cheers as they want to see the match tonight.
Corey: it can be Thursday night on SmackDown... But there's only one place I want our match to happen...
He then faces his opponents sternly as he, Laney, Kin, and Kon raise their fingers and point up... at the WrestleMania sign! The crowd immediately roars in cheers.
Corey: That's right! We're challenging you four... at WrestleMania!
Vince McMahon smiles as he seems to like this type of march they're creating.
Corey: and our stipulation... is a Battle of the Bands Match!
The crowd cheers again as the Newmans nod.
Carrie: You're on!
Vince McMahon: You heard it here folks! It will be The Newmans Vs. Grojband in a Battle of the Bands Match at WrestleMania!
The crowd cheers as another match to the already big card has now been added! Whoever wins the match will have an opportunity to perform a song at WrestleMania.
To be Continued...
A/N: You've heard that right folks! Grojband has challenged the Newmans to a Battle of the Bands Match at the Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania!
And to explain, this is not an official match in wrestling. It's one I made up.
It's an Extreme Rules match where weapons are legal and you can use them to attack your opponent, but in this match, musical instruments will be used. No disqualification or count outs! The only way to win is by pinball or submission.
Anyway, I'm sorry I was late. I know WrestleMania came and went, but I still wanna finish this story, and in case your wondering, WrestleMania was awesome!
Stay tuned as one more event happens at Monday Night Raw later on!
In loving memory of
Chyna (Joan Laurer)
She is a former WWE Superstar who recently passed away last night. As a WWE Fan, this chapter is dedicated to her memory.
RIP Chyna
December 27th, 1969-April 20th, 2016