Ways to annoy, scare, confuse V characters

by poisonivy2115

I started watching V this year and really love it, so I thought I'd make a list for this show too ways to annoy Anna, and I'm still working on the other characters

4. Ryan

Ways to annoy, scare or confuse Ryan

1. Offer to return the baby to the zoo

2. Tell him his girlfriend has a baby lizard in her terrarium

3. Every time he attacks Hobbes, yell : "Oh, kiss him already"

4. Make him read Beauty and the Beast

5. Make him watch Shrek

6. Compare him and Val to the main characters of both stories

7. Ask him if males have claws too

8. Throw a white blanket over your head and pretend to be the ghost of John May

9. ...haunt him

10. Ask him if Anna is his ex

11. Ask him if he sheds skin all over the carpet

12. Call him Darth Vader

13. Ask him where his light saber is

14. Put a bear trap in his bed

15. Offer to contact Georgie or John May via séance

16. Use his head as a crystal ball

17. Attach his photo to Hobbes's knife throwing target

18. Ask him if Shrek Forever After is his auto biography

19. Follow him around with a boombox playing Michael Jackson's thriller

20. Follow him around with a camera. Insist that you're making a documentary for the discovery channel

21. Ask him what space diapers look like

22. Teach the baby how to smoke

23. … and swear in Visitor

24. Ask him if he bites

25. Even if he says no, buy him a muzzle and insist that he wears it.

26. Ask him if he's poisonous

27. Tell him Steve Irwing was looking for him

28. Introduce him to Ham Tyler