I thank Xenolord for this chapter. He's the one who wrote it, not me. So enjoy! I know I will.

Disclaimer: Maria, Natalya and Serras are owned by me (Xenolord), Trip, Lizzie and Rayne are owned by DA, and Shiro and Armor are owned by Flame. Felix and Faust are co-owned by DA and Flame. Wolfblitzer is owned by Wolfblitzer. Artix Entertainment owns everyone else. The song is property of the rightful owner.

Worst Idea Ever

Felix stared blankly at the paper before her. The semester began to come to a close, and she had to finish her Class Project. One problem. She never started it. She didn't even have an idea what to do. Everyone had just about finished theirs. Wolfblitzer was doing Flash Animation, Maria was straining herself over millions of tiny origami cranes, and Natalya was teaching fifty other students how to do the Thriller. Felix was officially in a state of absolute panic. She ran from person to person trying to get an idea.

"Dunno. Why don't you dance." Natalya mumbled halfway through her class. "You can dance, can't you?" Felix wasn't too hot at this idea, so she moved on.

"Good question. Why not sing? You've got a good voice." Maria had mentioned, folding another crane for the third time in ten seconds. Felix shook her head. She hated singing.

"Why don't you pole dance?" Shiro had suggested. Reading the confused look of Felix's face, he elaborated. "You know, striptease. That kind of thing. You've never been to a gentleman's club before, have you?" After pounding Shiro into the dirt for even thinking that, she moved on.

"Why don't you make something. You know, use your hands..." Rayne spoke. She looked at Felix for a second and mouthed 'right' "Forgot. Felix doesn't make. She destroys." She shrugged at this and went back to her project (Which consisted of sticking toothpicks point-down into gum balls and making them stick to a huge styrofoam ball.)

"How about do a investigative study into how not alike we are?" Faust suggested. Despite how much of a good idea this was, Felix declined.

Felix went person to person, everyone she knew, trying to get an idea.

"Come ON, Serras Werras!" She pleaded to Serras as she marched down the hall. "Tell me!" She put on the sad eyes.

"Look, I've got the best idea. I was going to use it but I found something a bit... harder to do. But, this isn't the kind of information I just give you. What are you going to trade for it?" She asked, stopping and crossing her arms. Felix began digging around in her pockets, looking for anything.

"I... I've got a spork, an official 'Serpents on a Flying Tin Can' erasable pen, two 'Hentai Army' buttons..." She opened her wallet. "And like... fifty dollars in quarters." Serras thought.

"I'll take the quarters." Felix poured the quarters into Serras' hand and waited. After she had counted them, she continued. "And pen." She smirked. Felix whipped the pen out and dropped it into her pocket. A long pause. "The buttons too." Felix pinned one button onto her shirt and put the other in her hand. "Right, follow me." She led Felix into the girl's bathroom.

-Three Weeks Later. Presentation Day-

Rayne stood before Mrs. Kellpp with her Gum ball Styrofoam model. She was smiling a mile a minute.

"This is my Gum ball model of Maria. She so graciously posed for me." Rayne smiled, presenting the anatomically correct model.

"Uh... Mrs. Anasi... I doubt Mrs. Despair posed in the nude..." She trailed off, looking over the very good model.

"Well, actually..." Maria began. A glare from Safiria shut her mouth. "She took a few liberties."

"Thank you... Mrs. Anasi. Please sit." Rayne did as she was told, pushing the model back. "Next up is... Felix." She waited for Felix to come up. She vaulted on stage, where the curtain was drawn. Maria and Rayne disappeared backstage. "Right, what did you do for your project, Felix." Felix cleared her throat and smiled.

"Nya." She began. "For my Class Project, I choreographed and played in a Broadway musical number. I would like to show you all now, three weeks of hard labor. May I?" She asked. Aquella urged her on. "Lizzie?" She ran backstage as the curtain was drawn. Standing on the other side was Lizzie, Rayne, Maria, Natalya, Serras (Who was conned into her own scheme.), Wolfblitzer and Trip standing in a line dressed in frilly skirts (Yes, even Wolfblitzer.). The stood shoulder-to-shoulder with their hands on the shoulders of the people next to them. A slight tune began as they stood. After a bit, they all began singing.

"Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story!" The began dancing into a line. "Needed a new leader to restore its former glory!" The ones in the front crouched down, while the others remained standing. The began looking about, their hand over their eyes. "Where, oh where was he? Where could that man be?" Rayne flipped Lizzie's skirt up and looked under it. They all straightened up. "We looked around... and then we found... the man for you..." They pointed to Aquella. "And me!" They motioned to themselves. Wolfblitzer and Lizzie dashed off, Wolfblitzer right and Lizzie left. The remaining people nodded at a slight click, and cleared the center of the stage. The background rose to show a staircase with a huge black eagle above it. The dancers cleared off slowly. Felix, dressed in a black Nazi uniform stood center stage, a short-studded whip under her arm. Her legs were spread shoulder-length apart.

"And... now... it's...!" Felix began in a tenor voice. She stepped right some, allowing the eagle to part, showing Valencia in a very racy outfit come from the portal the eagle left behind and decend the stage. Felix motioned to her, and continued. "Springtime! For Hitler and Germany!" There came a pause. "Deutschland is happy... and gay!" Robina followed from the portal and began decending the stairs, in an equally racy outfit. "We're marching to a faster pace!" He crossed behind Valencia to stage left. Valencia shuffled left. "Look out! Here comes the master race!" She pointed to the back of the auditorium with the short-studded whip. Robina had reached the bottom of the steps, and Aria was following suit, dressed with a pretzel on her head and a pretzel covering select areas of her chest. Aquella gawked at the display, her jaw open. Felix ignored this and continued.

"Springtime! For Hitler and Germany! Rhineland's a fine land once more!" Crystal Lion descended behind Aria, a sausage on her head. Robina crossed to Felix's side. "Springtime! For Hitler and Germany! Watch out, Europe! We're going on tour!" She smiled as Valencia, Aria, Robina and Crystal danced in place. "Springtime! For Hitler and Germany!" Felix and Aria crossed.

"Look, it's springtime!" Several voices chorused from behind stage.

"Winter... for Poland and France!" She motioned fiercely to stage left, looking out to the audience and smiling. She moved off, allowing another girl (Who was too decorated in garbs to be recognized.) To stand in his place. "Springtime for Hitler and Germany!" Felix echoed with the girls.

"Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!!!" The girls sang. The newer one backed away, revealing Felix once more. She held her whip in both hands.

"Come on Germans! Go into... your dance!" Felix tap danced backwards as the same group of people from before came prancing out in Nazi uniforms. They tap danced around before Wolfblitzer came striding out from right. A spotlight shown on him as he spoke in a very bad German accent.

"I was born in Dussledorf und that is why they call me Rolf!" He smiled and backed away as the light declined. They group tap danced right as Lizzie came on, also in a Nazi uniform. She spoke in a southern accent.

"Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party!" The light disappeared and Lizzie took a step back. The group of girls and guys tap danced around more as the sounds of bullets ricochetting around and bombs exploding in the distance echoed in the auditorium. Aquella stared on in horror.

"Well... I never..." She muttered. The group continued to tap dance for some time, before Maria advanced. She then spoke in a very good German accent.

"Ze Fuhrer is coming. Ze Fuhrer, is coming! Ze Fuhrer, is coming!!" She looked around as she spoke. Wolfblitzer, Felix and Lizzie lined up. They stood straight backed and spoke clearly.

"Heil Hitler!" Wolfblitzer announced, his right arm extended before him.

"Heil Hitler!" Lizzie echoed, her hand also extending in a salute.

"Heil Hitler!" The three announced in unison, smiling. The three crouched over and took each other's hands. Wolfblitzer and Lizzie broke off in their respective directions, and Felix backed away.

"Springtime! For Hitler! And Germany!" Felix sang again, as a spotlight fell on the circle behind the group. A figure of a person saluting in similar fashion to Wolfblitzer and Lizzie rose up. As the figure rose, the entire chorus raised their arms in a salute. The figure, while the person behind the visage was unclear, everyone knew it was supposed to be Hitler.

"HEIL HITLER!" The entire stage announced. As these words left their mouths, the figure, now easily recognized as Faust, broke her salute and struck a rather... gay looking pose. Everyone stopped. Aquella, who was half out of her seat, ready to stop the whole thing, stopped moving.

"Heil... myself." Faust smiled, looking out in the audience (Which at this point consisted of Aquella, Twiggs, Zorbak, Nightbane and Wolfwing.) "Heil to me!" She began descending the stairs. "I'm the Kraut who's out to change our history!" She passed all the saluting extras as she sang. She ran out center. "Heil myself!" She continued. She then flashed the salute. "Raise your hand!" Her other hand fell limp at a very flamboyantly gay guesture to her downstage side. "There's no greater dictator in the land!" She moved her hips about as she sang, getting a laugh from the crowd.

Aquella took her seat and found herself smiling. This was getting funny.

"Everything I do, I do for you!" Faust sang almost to the ceiling.

"Yes, you do!" The others agreed, still saluting.

"If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!" She flashed the 'two' sign with her fingers. "Heil myself! Raise your beer!"

"Jawohl!" Felix and the others announced.

"Every Hotsy-Totsy Nazi stand and cheer!" Faust announced, smiling a mile a minute.

"HURRAY!" The chorus shouted, saluting quickly.

"Heil myself!"

"Every Hotsy-Totsy Nazi..."

"Heil myself!"

"Every Hotsy-Totsy Nazi..."

"Heil myself!"

"Every Hotsy-Totsy Nazi..." The chorus interlinked arms, even with Faust.

"Stand and cheer!" Faust shouted, smiling, lightly slapping Felix on the shoulder. The entire chorus began circling around in place, forming the image of a Swastika.

"The Fuhrer is causing a furor! He's got those Russians on the run, you gotta love that wacky hun! The Fuhrer is causing a furor, they can't say no to his demands, they're freakin' out in foreign lands! He's got the whole world in his hands! The Fuhrer is causing a furor!" Valencia, Robina, Aria and Crystal Lion sang in unison, trotting around in this swastika. They finished with a good, hardy:

"HEIL MYSELF!" The took a snazzy pose and the music crescendoed to a rather trippy end.

After a moment, the curtain closed and Faust was seen sitting on the edge of the stage with her legs to her side. The music began again with a low piano solo.

"I was just a paper hanger..." Faust began in a low voice. She smiled, waving slightly. "No one more obscurer..." She continued. Aquella was still oddly riveted to their seat. "Got a call from the Reichstag, told me I was... Fuhrer..." She moved her head around, smiling the the crows. "Germany was blue! What, oh, what to do!" She shuffled around to a kneeling position. "Hitched up ma pants! And conquered France! And now Deutschland's smiling through! But it wasn't always so easy..." She trailed off and stood. "It's ain't no mystery! Whether it's politics or history!" She belted as a second curtain descended. "The thing you got to know is... Everything is show biz!" She struck another pose, with her right hand on her forehead. She exited it slowly, and continued, marching in place. "Heil myself! Watch my show! I'm the German Ethel Merman, don'cha know?" She sung in an impression of Ethel Merman impression, flicking a salute from her head. "We're crossing borders, the New World Order is here! Give a great big smile, everyone Seig Heil to me! Wonderful me!" She bounced around, then stood firmly facing the audience, (Which now comprised of half the school.) "And now it's..." She began, walking to the left as the curtain rose.

"Springtime! For Hitler and Germany!" The entire chorus from earlier emerged from the rising curtain wearing Nazi Soldier uniforms, goose-stepping and saluting. "Goose-step's the new step today!" The rang out. They dropped the salute and grabbed each other's hands and pranced for two seconds, before continuing with the goose-step.

"Springtime! Goose-step!" Fause smiled, leaning against the proscenium. Shiro stepped out from the side wearing a white tuxedo and a top hat.

"Bombs falling from the sky again!" The chorus sung as an explosion rang out. Shiro tipped his hat, showing his face. "Deutschland's on the rise again!" The tuxedo-clad Shiro walked to the center as the soldiers, Shiro and Faust formed the Swastika again. They began pacing around as they all continued singing, Shiro included.

"Springtime! For Hitler! And Germany! U-Boats are sailing, once more! Springtime! For Hitler! And Germany!" Faust's voice pierced the others.

"Means that..." She began.

"Soon we'll be going..." The rest of the chorus picked up.

"We've got to be going..."

"You know we're going..."

"You bet we're going..." Faust finished. The chorus joined him for the last part.

"YOU KNOW! WE'LL BE GOING! TO WAR!" They held the word 'war' as several girls dressed in plastic tanks pranced out. The music stopped.

Aquella and the rest of the school erupted in applause. The entire group lined up and did their curtain call. Yuki, a classmate of Faust's ran up and tossed her a bouquet of flowers, which Faust accepted smiling. Looking around nervously, she reached around and kissed Shiro rather unconvincingly. Felix, still dressed as the first Stormtrooper, ran out front and readied herself for Aquella's judgement.

"Holy. Crap!" Aquella began. "I started hating it, but, damn! Passed!" Felix pumped her face in the air and shouted:

"WOOHOO!"