A smile quivers on Suigetsu's lips. The little birds tell him the prey is good tonight. He looks up at the titan above him, and the five Kage flailing around as if they were fish caught in a net.

"Man, you want to know how we humans shit? Take a good look at yourself."

Guruguru looked around. "Me?"

Before he could ask anything else, Suigetsu launches up and snaps a double water pistol on both sides of his head.

He takes a sharp breath at the exhilaration and backflips. "Bam!"

Karin just rolls her eyes, then remembers Sasuke, her Sasuke, could be in danger, and rushes in like a charging bull. Truly, Jugo wonders if that's something all Uzumaki share in common. Rushing in like a charging bull, that is; not the Sasuke part.

Though he probably wouldn't be wrong either way.

Chains erupt from her hands and tangle the great titan, and Jugo looks dumbfounded. Suigetsu laughs.

At his remark of "Man, I never knew you Uzumaki were into bondage", Karin goes to his side and slaps him.

Suddenly, spires of wood go out from beneath him as Madara's servant gives out a final laugh. Suigetsu just turns to water and flips him off.

Madara looks entertained. The three Kage level opponents he had fought were roughly enough to tip the scales marginally between his fight with Hashirama.

He has one advantage, though.

None of them have the Rinnegan. The ultimate prowess equipped onto the perfect being, a power that granted him the title of "War God" early in his days. He snorts, almost as if remembering one of Hashirama's bad jokes, and Hashirama instinctively quivers in anticipation.

He bites into his finger, and Obito and Naruto both yelp.

Kabuto stops, and begins muttering. "Oh, this seems to be a problem."

"Obito died a long time ago."

"I did too.", remarks Sasuke. "Ever since I learned your fucking village killed Itachi."

Tobirama rolls his eyes. "Filthy Uchiha brat.", but Sasuke chuckles at the glare and reminds himself that his precious village will be ash.

Suddenly, Chikara lunges forward, and like a lion being pelted by rocks it instead turns its focus to another form. It screams, a guttural howl which echoes through the night and shatters the air around it as the oscillations become unbearable. Lightning starts forming, and this mixture of Obito and the Juubi decides there is a better hunt.

Tobirama and Minato run alongside it, expecting the thing to slow down upon meeting them. It doesn't, and barrels down like a hunting dog, throwing the two out of its way. At the last minute, Minato puts a seal on its face which resembles Obito, and he teleports back with Tobirama deciding that running in front of the creature is not a good idea, and he'll wait for it to stop.

That call is warranted, however, because he gives out a sigh of relief as it collides with something in the distance and a thud rings forth.

Jiraiya is afraid and Tsunade is concerned. "Holy shit, Orochimaru, what drugs were you on while you did your experiments."

"PCP and Bath Salts", he admits, "but don't worry, this is not one of my doing. Plus, the Rashomon is as hard as diamond, so we're fin-"

The door collapses as he says that, and soon he grows even paler as it breaks through one of them. He breaks a sigh of relief as Hashirama and Madara both try to restrain it…

… but it breaks free, looks at Madara, and screams bloody murder as the meteor which hits just collapses, hitting the back of the beast. Mist dissipates as its all consuming aura rips apart the fabric of space-time, and a squish goes underneath its feet.

The first to action, Tsunade jumps toward and hits the thing square in the eye, Jiraiya barreling it with needles and Orochimaru screaming bloody murder as he throws fire and water and an assortment of seals. Runic components slither and writhe as they work away every muscle, some glowing away at the skin, and for a second Orochimaru croaks in agony. The slug princess is too reckless, the toad sage too bashful.

Hiruzen, realizing that it's time to step in, goes into Sage Mode and attempts to summon Enma, only for Enma to appear, look at jesus-what-the-fuck-is-that-thing-are-you-crazy, and pats Hiruzen on the shoulder before leaving and shaking his head. He goes through a familiar sealing array of the Reaper Death seal, but Orochimaru turns his head a full 180 degrees, and shakes his head.

Black Zetsu attempts to leave to capture Obito, and it rears back and bubbles as Sasuke's black flames entangle it while it's halfway on Obito.

"Sorry about your eye", he sneers. "Not that it was ever yours to begin with."