Hi I'm back! I think I'm hacing way to much fun writing this story, but then again who ever heard of to much fun? 8D Anyways I don not own TFA I only own my OC Tigerlilly so therefore you can't sue me, SO HA! Plz review and no flames plz! Enjoy!
Chapter 4
Misadventures outside
Tigerlilly happily jumped over to her wagon with Gadzooks. Tigerlilly had come up with a great idea to see if a hill was safe to go down and she was now eager to see if it Gadzoks and Tigerlilly made it to the top of a hill they hadn't gone down before, Tigerlilly placed a stuffed rabbit in the wagon earning a confused look from Gadzooks. "What are you doing lilly?" Tigerlilly turned to Gadzooks with a grin. "I put a crash teest dummy in the wagon and I'm gonna push it down the hill to see if its safe to go down." Tigerlilly happily pushed the wagon containing the stuffed rabbit down the hill. "Off you go!" Tigerlilly and Gadzooks watched as the wagon went down the hill and crashed and a stick went through the stuffed rabbit. Gadzooks made a sick face and put his scaly paws over his mouth. "OOH! I think I'm going to be sick!" Tigerlilly threw her hands in the air in exasporation. "Well I wouldn't have steered like THAT! He deserved it!" Tigerlilly shook her head in annoyance and turned to Gadzooks. " A penny for your thoughts." Gadzooks shook his head. "Sorry. My thoughts are a buck apiece." Tigerlilly thew her hands in the air. " A DOLLAR?!That's outrageous! Your thoughts aren't worth that!" Gadzooks crossed his arms. "This one is! At a dollar it's the bargain of a lifetime." Tigerlilly scowled. "I wouldn't pay a nickel for any thought you've ever had in your whole scaly-tailed existence!" Gadzooks stuck his long, milky, white, toulng out at Tigerlilly. "That little remark just made the price TEN dollars!" Tigerlilly stomped her foot. "TEN? You can't extort me! Keep your stupid thought!" Gadzooks narowed his eyes and put his hands on his hips. "If you knew what it was, you'd BEG to pay ten bucks for it." And with that, Gadzooks turned on his heel and stalked off with Tigerlilly close behind, waving her fist in tha air. "C'mon, just tell me what it is, will you?" Gadzooks scowled and kept walking on. "Nothing doing, pal." Tigerlilly gave a deafeated sigh. "Ok ok! I'll give you 25 cents. That's all I have." Gadzooks turned around and put his hands on his hips. "Let's see it." Tigerlilly angrly handed 25 cents to Gadzooks. "HERE! 25 cents! Now what's this big, expensive thought of yours?!" Gadzooks grined. "A fool and his moneyare soon par..." Gadzooks was cut off when Tigerlilly angrly jumped on Gadzooks, and together the rwo rolled down the hill, the whole time bitting and kicking eachother and calling eachother names. By the time the two reached the botte of the hill both were dizzy and looked like they had had a dirt bath and were all filthy. Tigerlilly angerly walked back into the base with Gadzooks and ran into ratchet who gave the two a qustioning look. "What did you do lilly? Step on a land mine!" Tigerlilly made a face at ratchet. "Its zookies fault for being a turd!" Ratchet sighed again. "Oh well you needed to come inside any way. You need to clean your room." TIgerlilly made a face. "But ratchet-" "No buts Tigerlilly, now go clean your room." Tigerlilly stomped into her room and slamed the door before grumbeling. "English must not be his first language." After griping for a few minuets, Tigerlilly put on her blue cape and mask and went down stairs and paraded past ratchet who shot an annoyed look at Tigerlilly, who had a goofy grin on her face. "What are you doing down here again? Didn't I just send you to clean your room?!" Tigerlilly made a mucsel flex motion with her arms. "Twisted fiend! No four walls can hold STUPENDOUS TIGERESS! You've been foiled again, evil grandpa-mech! HA HA HA!" Ratchet crouched down to Tigerlilly's level and gave her a death glare. "Oh yeah?" Tigerlilly made her infamouse. "Do not want" face and then scrambled back up stairs with her tail all puffy with fear. "Great zok! He's fixed his mind-scrambling optic ray on me! I'm suddenly filled with the desire to go back upstairs and do his nefarious bidding!" Ratchet scowled as Tigerlilly scrambled back up stairs. "Glad to hear it!" By the time Tigerlilly was finshed claening her room it was time for berth, but her anger didn't last long as it was bumblebees turn to read her a bed time story. Tigerlilly grined as bumblebee entered her room."Bumblebee? How come its usually you who reads me my bed time story in stead of ratchet?" Bumbllebee smiled. "Becaus reading the bedtime story is the Scouts job." Ratchets voice floted into the room. "And it appears to be the only "Scouts job" around here!" Tigerlilly grined and turned to bumblebee. "you left ratchet to clean up after dinner again, HUH?" Bumblebee made a face and cuped his hands around his mouth. "Tonight's story is called "Why sleeping beauty didn't marry a grandpa!" Ratchets voice came back. "Sleeping what?"
The next day...
Tigerlilly and Gadzooks stared in horror at the truck in the ravine. Gadzooks seemed pretty happy though. "Nobody hit it atleast! It just went into a ravine!" Tigerlilly made an oh crap face. "Hooray, we're dead." And with that Tigerlilly grabed Gadzooks and took off running. "LILLY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Tigerlilly kept running. "Running! Because if ratchet looks out side and see's this truck in the ditch, and we're not in the next contry by then we're SCREWED! Now COME ON!" Tigerlilly and Gadzooks ran into a forsest and stopped to rest, thinking that they were far away by then, but were proved wrong when they heard chrashing noises. Tigerlilly squealed. "OH NO! A BEAR! QUICK CLIMB THIS TREE!" Gadzooks followed close behind as they climbed up the tree. "There are bears out here?" The two continued climbing when Tigerlilly squealed again. "There it is! The bears's coming out of the brush! OH NO! It looks like it's on its hind legs! Bears only stand up when they're really mad!" Gadzooks paused and squinted at the brush. "Wait, that's not a bear. Its ratchet!" Tigerlilly squealed and started climbing higher. "AAUGHH! Even worse! Climb higher! Climb higher!" Ratchet sighed in releaf at the sight of Tigerlilly in a tree with Gadzooks. "There you are. Come down so I can talk to you." Tigerlilly shook her head and hugged the tree. "NO! You'll kill us! We're running away." Ratchet sighed again, slowly loosing his temper. "I'm not going to kill you. I just want to find out what happened. Are you ok? Was anyone hurt?" Tigerlilly shook her head. "No one was hurt. We were pushig the truck into the drive way and it kept rolling." "The truck didn't hit anything?" Tigerlilly shook her head again. "It justwent across the road and into the ditch. That's when me and zookie took off." Ratchet held out his arms. "Well, the tow truck pulled it out, and there's no damage, so you can come down now." Normaly, Tigerlilly would have jumped right into ratchet's arms but in this case she jusr griped the tree tighter. "First let's hear you say you love me."
Later at bedtime...
Tigerlilly smiled as she lay in bead next to Gadzooks. "Boy, zookie, isn't it funny how things work sometimes work out? Ratchet and everybody saw right away that what happened to the truck was an were so relieved no one got hurtthat all we got was a lecture from optimus about asking permission and a safety lecture from ratchet, and they didn't even raisetheir voices. Caretakers are sure inscrutable, HUH? Send a truck over a ditch and you don't even get yelled at." Gadzooks sat up and smiled cheekily. "...But try keeping live worms in ratchet's..." Tigerlilly cut Gadzooks off with a frown and curled up into a ball and closed her optics. "Let's not talk about that, okay?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed typeing it! See you later! Bye-Bye! P.s. Don't forget to reivew and no flames plz! :)