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A blinding light pierced my eyes as I began to wake up. Damn that sun, can't you dim down for once? As my eyes adjusted, I saw that I was once again, in a cottage. To my side I could see that a pail of water was standing upright. Had I been dreaming? If I was, then that was one hell of fantasy. I sat up to take a look around, same cottage I woke up in, I probably woke up and then fell back asleep and dreamed it up. Sounds about correct! Right? This thought was denied when I heard two familiar voices. And one of them could never be mistaken for someone else's; Fluttershy's. Well, sonabitch I wasn't dreaming. And boy was I just giddy to know that. I decided to listen to their conversation, just for the hell of it.

"What do you think is going to happen to him Twilight?" I heard Fluttershy say.

"I don't know, but we are to care for him until Princess Celestia responds." Another voice said, Twilight's of course. "She hasn't responded yet, which worries me because she usually responds immediately, if not shortly."

"Well, I hope she responds soon, because he gives me the heebie-jeebies." A new voice said.

"Spike, don't be so judgmental. He hasn't even made a first impression yet." Twilight responded. Oh good, Spike was here. Now it's going to be really fun introduce myself. I thought up of as many outcomes as possible, and decided to listen for a bit more before making my consciousness known.

"So, any idea why he got knocked out AGAIN?" A tomboyish voice, Dash was here. Now we're just mi-...CRAAAAAAAAAP! I just realized that the exact moment I get up, I am going to be knock down and bombarded by questions by non-other than that pink fluff of a Pinkie Pie. Then she's going to gasp, and run off to plan a not so surprise party. Dammit I think she's cute but, it can and will get a bit much. I decided to get it over with and 'wake up'. I sat up and put my weight on my left arm, and let out an audible cough.

That did it, as all eyes snapped to me. Single handedly, I'm about to face the most awkward moment of my life.

" Oh good! You're awake." Twilight said upon looking at me, attempting to be friendly. I decided to forget everything I knew about them and act casual. "Looks like it..." I responded.

"So, what now?" Spike piped up.

"Is that, a dragon?" Thank my mother for putting me in acting class. "Oh yes! That's my assistant, Spike." Twilight responded, clueless as to my acting. I decided it's best that I act like I DIDN'T know everything about them, and that they have their own franchise. "Well, by my knowledge dragons have been extinct for thousands of years, and they couldn't talk. But what do I know? I'm talking to unicorns and pegasi. Next thing you know there will be alicorns."

"There are alicorns. Where are from anyways?" Twilight began her questionnaire.

"Okay, uh, what town is this?"

"Ponyville, why?"

"Not familiar, what country, union, or land?" I continued my own little game of Q and A.

"Equestria" Twilight answered again.

"Doesn't ring a bell. What planet?" Here's where the fun starts.

Twilight looked at me questioningly. "You're still in Terra."

"Nope! Never heard of Terra, I personally grew up on Earth."

Everypony looked at me in surprise and gasped. "Wait, so you're sayin' that YOU'RE an alien?" Rainbow asked me questioningly. "Alien is such a strong word, don't you think? And it is a relative word too. I'm alien to you but you're just as alien to me. So far the only similarities we share is the ability to talk, think, and most likely our anatomy isn't too far away." I stated.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked. "Well" I began, "I'm not unfamiliar with equestrian creatures, as we have them where I am from, except they couldn't talk, and they weren't unicorns and pegasuses." All of them stared at me in disbelief.

"I'm just as shocked as you are, the only thing that is keeping me from going completely flabbergasted is the idea of the multiverse theory."

"The multiverse theory?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, the theory that there is more than one universe, and that each one has a different possibility and...YES!" Twilight cringed at my outburst. Like I give a fuck what they think of it.

"Yes! Oh sweet mama yes!" I leaned over to grab the nearest leek.(IT'S IEVAN POLKKA TIME MADDA FACKA!)

As soon as I was done with my little piece of randomness, I continued my rant. "I am living proof of the multiverse theory! Today is a good day ladies and gentlemen!" I looked to see that they were all giving me a 'what da ef?' look. I quickly regained my posture and began to apologize for my actions. "Sorry about that. Hey, I didn't quite catch your names yet." I changed the subject before they started asking me what song I was singing.

"Oh! Well, my name is Twilight, Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends, Rainbow Dash," The unicorn motioned her head towards the said pegasus. "Rainbow Dash, huh? Mind if I call you 'Dash' to save the tongue?" I asked her.

"Don't call me that." Her answer was to the point. Twilight continued giving out names.

"This would be Fluttershy," A barely audible eep was heard upon the saying of her name. I looked over to her and my mind 'hnnnnged' over her adorability.

"Well, I have to admit, that is the cutest name I have ever heard." A louder eep was emitted from her again, and her cheeks started to flush. It was obvious that she didn't know how to respond to the compliment. Twilight decided it would be best if she wrapped up names. "And this my assistant, Spike." The said lavender lavender dragon snorted himself awake at the mentioning of his name.

"Huh? What?" He called out, expecting a task to be assigned to him. "Spike, this is not the time for a nap. I need you to be awake for when the princess responds to my letter." Twilight had said. Almost conveniently, a burp erupted from Spike, a green flame producing a rolled piece of parchment. It had a wax seal on it, with a design of a sun on it. "Finally, what does it say Spike?" Twilight asked.

The baby dragon cleared his throat and began to paraphrase Celestia's words. "'Dear Twilight, I must apologize for being so hesitant on writing this, but the description you have given me wasn't like anything I have ever heard, and both me and Luna had to discuss the situation. I have come to the decision that I was would like to meet this being as soon as possible. I have already notified all of my guards that you will be accompanied by a different species. Upon arrival, I would like to ask him a few questions. Your mentor, Princess Celestia.'"

"Princess? Well, it seems we don't want to keep her waiting now right?" I had said. My inner fanboy gave me a smile. I'm actually going to meet Celestia, a lifelong dream. "So, Miss Sparkle, what is the fastest way to wherever?"

"The fastest way would have to be teleporting there. I assume you are unfamiliar with the term?" She had replied. "I have already known known about instantaneous matter transportation. Never done it, as it was impossible, bur I know to stay still, and exhale before doing so." This was true, being have to move through space that quickly can knock the wind out of you.

"Do that and you'll be fine." Twilight had replied. With that being said she began to charge up the spell, emitting a dark lavender aura from her horn. I could feel a wave of energy sweeping over the both of us, her being only able to teleport herself and one other at a time. I saw a flash, and the scenery had changed. We were no longer in Fluttershy's cottage, but in Canterlot. Specifically at the entrance of the castle.

Have to cut it a bit short, as I was taking so fuckin-...I started typing this in DECEMBER!? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?! Well, sorry 'bout the wait, but here's the bloody chapter! I'll try to work faster than this. DanMan out!