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Bulma: D*** right she doesn't!
Chapter 3: Catfights and Trouble
Everyone cornered Frieza, Dodoria, and Zarbon.
"What did you do Frieza!?" Goku asked.
Frieza started laughing as he said "Last night I killed her husband! HAHAHAHA!"
Everyone gasped.
"Why?!" Goku asked.
"Duh, cause it's FUN!" Frieza said.
"Wait...where's the teacher?" Krillin asked.
Goku was about to say something when the principal came in.
"We have a new teacher that'll teach you a lesson!" He seethed.
That's when Mr. Shu came in menacingly.
"Hello class," he said evilly.
"Ha! He's not so tough!" Vegeta said.
Oh, I forgot to mention he had a whip.
Everyone gulped.
A few minutes later, class got started.
When he asked a question, and a child got it wrong, that's when that child got whipped.
"Ok Yamcha, what is 5x10?" Mr. Shu asked.
"Umm..15?" Yamcha said.
The next thing he knew, he was whipped unmercifully by the teacher.
"Ow! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He cried.
Kids actually snickered at Yamcha's misfortune.
"Bulma, what 10 to the power of 3?" Mr. Shu asked.
"That's easy, it's 1000," Bulma said.
"Wrong! It's 30!" Mr. Shu said.
"No, it's 1000," Chi-Chi said as she spoke up for her friend.
"Since your talking back to the teacher, then I might as well whip you both now" he said.
He raised his whip and was about to smack it on them when he got double teamed by Goku and Vegeta.
"Stop!" Goku yelled as he snatched the whip from Mr. Shu.
He didn't like Chi-Chi as a girlfriend, but he didn't want to see her hurt.
Vegeta tripped Mr. Shu, and knocked him out with a pressure point attack.
After that they opened the window.
"Let's get the f*** outta here!" Vegeta said.
And so they did.
About, an hour later, the kids we're getting hungry.
"Does anyone know where the gas station is at?" Cell asked.
Bulma said, "Since were at Griggs St., we go a little to the right, and we'll be at McDonald's,"
Everyone agreed, and started to go right.
Maron, the blue-haired-dyed slut girl was shocked that everyone would just listen to Bulma.
So, she said, "You aren't the boss of me and I say we go left, ugly"
Everyone was dead silent.
Bulma replied, "Who are calling ugly, b**** and everybody knows your dirty little a** dyed your hair blue. And what the f*** are you talking about me being the boss of everybody, I should kill your motherf****** a** you son of a b****!"
"OOOOHHHH" yelled Everyone.
"TREATED!" yelled Goku.
That's when Maron tried to punch Bulma
Bulma blocked it, and tripped Maron.
"GIRL FIGHT!" said Master Roshi as he took out his camera to take many perverted pictures.
Bulma kicked and yanked Maron's hair.
Maron yelled, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" while trying to release her.
She finally tripped Bulma's leg and she fell.
"B****!" Bulma yelled as she kicked her away.
Maron fell and Bulma started jumping at her.
Then the fight got real as Chi-Chi and 18 started jumping on Maron along with Bulma.
"NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR FRIEND!" said Chi-Chi.
"Yea we're gonna kick your a**!" 18 said.
They were fighting so much, that they didn't notice the police talking with Yamcha.
"Why are you not at school?" One officer said.
"We're running away from school," Yamcha stupidly replied.
The police whispered to each other, then drove away.
A little while later they heard a voice, "VEGETA OUJI JR. THE 56TH!"
Vegeta flinched as he heard his full name and yelled, "RUN! MY FATHER IS HERE!"
The girls broke up their fight, and all the chibis started to run.
Unfortunately, their parents caught up with them, and held ther collars.
"Aww man..." they all moaned.
Meamwhile, Mr. Shu got caught with child abuse and gotten arrested, yelling,"THIS ISN'T THE LAST TIME YOU SEEN MISTER SHU!"
One Month Later...
It was the month for Halloween and everyone was excited.
The streets were filled with lights, ghosts, and worms.
North High decided to not do a party this year, since their budget wad extemely low.
"Boy, I love Halloween!" said Goku, eating a mouth full of candy.
"Is that all you think about is food, Kakarot?" asked Vegeta.
"My other favorite is Thanksgiving!" said Goku, ignoring the comment.
Vegeta just smacked his head.
"Attention, everyone," the new teacher, Mr Davis said.
Everyone was ignoring him.
"I said ATTENTION!" he yelled.
Everyone got quiet in minutes.
"F*** YOU!" Vegeta blurted out.
"I've got some new students, Broly, Tarble, and Buu" he said.
Everyone gasped.
"Isn't Brolly a bully in your neighborhood?" asked Krillin.
"Yes and all he says is my name..." replied Goku.
"Hn, so my little brother is in my class..." said Vegeta.
"You have a litle brother!?" asked Bulma.
Vegeta nodded, "Decent fighter, I just need to toughen him up.."
"I wonder what Brolly's like?" wondered Chi-Chi.
The next thing they saw and heard was Brolly, yelling "KAKAAAARRRROOOOOOOTTTTTT!"
"Oh. My. Kami." Piccolo said.
That's when there was a giant blast and Brolly came in, flying sraight towards Goku.
Next time: Halloween Trouble