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The feast began and we started to eat the food and shit. I thought of how the house-elves were completely happy with their lot in life and realized that they too had been inflicted with false consciousness. Hermione had railed against house-elf slavery, but it had accomplished nothing because she hadn't realized that it was just one small part of the larger capitalist system of bourgeois capitalist exploitation.
"It's a good thing Hogwarts isn't funded by the government anymore," said Hermione with an air of bourgeois intellectual elitism. "Now the educational system won't be like the post office."
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" I yelled righteously. "Dumbledore has turned us all over to the fucking capitalists! We're they're fucking corporate slaves now!"
"Swearing like that is really unnecessary and comes across as immature," said Hermione oppressively.
"How FUCKING dare you!" I yelled. "You say I can't speak my fucking mind after YOU defend the fucking actions of the fucking WAR CRIMINAL Dumbledore! I suppose you believe the fucking propaganda we're feed about how we're fighting a 'humanitarian' war!"
"Well, aren't we?" asked Hermione. "Voldemort is bad. I know it's true because that's what the media says."
"There is no such thing as a humanitarian war!" I said as I laughed in her face. "The Ministry doesn't give a FUCK about human rights! War is a product of the military-industrial complex!"
"I don't think that's true," said Hermione from her ivory bourgeois tower of capitalism. "It's the Ministry's duty to kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong."
At this point, I was so mad at Hermione's bourgeois, close-minded false consciousness that I couldn't say anything. If only she could hear herself and realize what a slave she was to the capitalist imperialists! But it seemed she couldn't. It was so frustrating!