A/N: I read over the last chapter and I'm so sorry about the grammar mistakes. I rushed through it, and I'm starting to feel sick, but I'll still update chapter as quickly as possible, plus school sucks . Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Germany is the HERO owns Jo and Keely.

Chapter 3:About Time!

It has been three weeks since the kids came to this world. It was now summer, so Kate and Jo have been stressing themselves out trying to figure out how to get them back to normal. They tried almost everything from fanfiction stories: hot water, cold water, hugs, kissing (on the cheek), and even eating certain foods. Nothing was working and Kate and Jo were getting frustrated.

"Ugh… wait do we do now," Jo said with Tobi crawling on her back. She began to playing mommas having a baby with Konan.

"I have no clue. They might just change back on their own, so I guess there's nothing we can do," Kate said while combing Itachi's hair. Even as a kid he still has silky hair. The rest of the kids were watching Spongebob. Kisame seemed to like it the most very much. Keely was just reading a book, but she was becoming curious.

"Hey…I think I want to watch Naruto ," Keely said catching Jo and Kate off guard.

Kate did a spit tank on Candice and yelled, "What! Jo there is hope for her yet. She has finally come to the light."

Jo looked at Keely suspiciously, "Who are you and what have you done with my sister?"

Keely just stared at Jo, "I am your sister idiot. Is it that unbelievable that I want to watch Naruto?"

Jo gasped, "You aren't my sister she would never say those words in her life!"

"If I remember correctly you said 'If I watch Naruto pigs will fly and shit rainbows'," Kate said looking suspicious as well.

Candice ran to the window looking out eagerly. The other girl looked at her then out the window.

"What is she looking at," Jo whispered.

"I don't know…" Keely whispered back.

"Candice, what the hell are you looking at," Kate asked looking out the window too.

"I'm looking for the flying pig that craps rainbow," she replied rather calm.

Keely face palmed while Kate and Jo sweat dropped. Jo and Keely walked to the window shaking their head.

Jo started, "Candice that's never going to hap-," she stopped and stared at the sky.

"What is she….," Keely looked up and her jaw dropped.

"I can't believe it..," Kate looked up in awe.

A pig with wings was in the sky through the sky. It paused for a moment and a rainbow came out of its ass. Then it flew off into the horizon.

All four of the girls closed the curtains looking pale.

"L-Let's forget we ever saw that…," Jo said moving her hair out of her face.

"Y-Yeah," the others agreed.

Then they heard fast footsteps coming down the stairs. Alexis slid into the room.

"Did y'all just see that fucking pig flying?! It just shitted a freakin' rainbow," she yelled gasping to catch her breathe.

They just looked at her. Candice said, "Yeah we saw it, but the question is did you?"

All four girls slapped her upside the head.

"OW!"

Later on they took the kids into backyard to catch lightening bugs. Kate and Jo made such a large hand full that the bugs they were crawling up their arms. They started to chase Alexis trying to give her a hug. Alexis started to freak and ran back into the house screaming. Keely even laughed, but stopped when she thought someone would hear. I tried to look cool outside even though she was dying of laughter inside. She looked back at her IPhone reading chapters of Naruto. She glanced up searching for the flying pig. Apparently it was long gone, for now…

"Jo-Jo, can I have a piggy back ride," Suigetsu asked. Jo couldn't say no because he was her favorite character in Naruto. Ever since he came in the story she was obsessed with him. He got on her back and gave a toothy grin. Jo blushed and thought, "He is so damn cute. Why can't he be his original age already?"

"Run Jo-Jo, I'm it and I'll catch everyone quicker this way," Suigetsu yelled.

Everyone began to scatter around trying to avoid Jo and Suigetsu. They managed to tag Pein and he didn't seem too happy about that. He glared at them with his rinnengan and did the unexpected. He did almighty push knocking everyone in random directions. Kate flew toward the pool falling in. Jo was face first in the ground in the mud.

Keely hit the patio and yelled, "What the hell is your fucking problem? It was a game you little ass wipe!"

Kate came up for gasping for air, "Why the hell you that so powerful? Is everyone okay?" She climbed out the pool ringing out her hair.

Jo had a dark aura surrounding her and in a low voice, "Did that little shit just knock me in the mud…"

"Oh shit, everybody run for your lives," Keely yelled looking a little pale as she high tailed in out of there. Jo has been known to overreact when getting dirty. She goes on rampages.

Pein looked unfazed and glared. His attitude seemed totally different from a couple of minutes ago. Suddenly a poof of smoke came from the spot where pain was just standing. The force of the poof sent Jo flying into Kate. When the smoke cleared they gasped as they saw an adult Pein staring at them, but he was back in his regular Akatsuki cloak.

Candice walked up and poked him with a stick, "Poke. Poke."

He patted her on the head giving her a blank look. They had a staring contest for two minute. Then Candice finally announced, "Yep, it's the real Pein."

Jo forgot about the mud on her and jumped up, "About damn time. Taking care of you guys as kids was getting irritating."

Kate yelled over to a tree, "Hey Keels, you can come from behind the tree. Pein just turned back to normal."

Keely walked from behind the tree and said, "Great now how do we get the others back to normal."

Pein looked at the three of them and back to the kids, "Do we really have to turn does idiots back? Can't we leave them like that for one more day?"

Konan walked up to Pein and kicked him in the shin, "I'm not and idiot you wannabe god."

Pain fell to the ground clutching his leg and yelled, "I'm sorry Konan. I didn't mean you."

She kicked him again, "Shut up!," she turned to us and we flinched, "The rest of them should be getting their right minds now."

Alexis walked back out the house and gave us a blank look, "I don't even want to know, " and she walked back in the house. Everyone sweat dropped.

"Is your sister always like that Katy," Deidara asked sounding more mature.

"Pretty much, if you want to see her loopy wait until we stay up extra late," Kate said scratching the back of her head.

Sasori walked over and said emotionlessly, "Seriously, how do we change back to normal? I can't stand being this size anymore."

Pein popped up and scared Kate she pulling a frying pan out of nowhere and almost hit him. Luckily, Pein is a ninja because he would be on the ground with a concussion.

Kisame looked confused, "Where did that even come from?"

Jo shook her head, "It's best not to ask. We'll never know where she pulls these weapons from."

Kate gave a nervous laugh rubbing the back of her neck, "My bad…"

Itachi cleared his throat and everyone turned their attention to him. His eyes were hard and he had a frown saying, "We need to use our signature moves to turn back to normal."

Keely looked at him with an eyebrow raised, "How do you even know that?"

"Hn"

"Excuse me"

"He said 'cause I'm a badass'," Jo and Kate said at the same time.

Kisame gasped, "You know Uchiha? Finally, I don't have to translate all the time." He threw his arms up in the air.

Keely and the others except for Itachi, Sasori, Sasuke, and Pein looked confused. She was about to say something until Hidan yelled, "Can we fucking hurry up and get this shit over with?"

"Oh yeah," they all said. It's scary when Hidan starts to make good points.

They all began to change back one by one. They had the clothes from the anime on and their weapons too.

"Finally, we're back to normal. Now I can have time with my Sasuke," Karin said walking over to a now emotionless Sasuke hugging his arm.

Jo and Candice glared at her and said, "No one likes you. Keels, Kate, can't we feed her to Zetsu." They were in perfect sync.

Kate didn't like Karin but she wouldn't go as far as trying to feed her to Zetsu. Keely didn't even know her yet. All she knew was that she was pretty quiet as a toddler and didn't cause any trouble.

They both said, "No."

"Dang!"

Suigetsu started to laugh so hard he was on the ground holding his sides, "They don't like you very much. Hhaha…feed her to the cannibal….hahaha."

Kate started to laugh because of how hard Suigetsu was laughing. They paused for a second and looked at each other then started laughing harder. Karin was glaring daggers at us.

"…Suigetsu and Katy stop irritating Karin," Sasuke said in a cool voice.

They both looked at him. Suigetsu stopped giving Sasuke an apologetic look. Sasuke moved his eyes to Kate. She glared at him and snuck her tongue out, "I don't have to listen to you duck ass." She liked him so much better when he was a kid and not an asshole.

He glared at her, "What did you call me." He walked up to her only a few inches away trying to intimidate her.

She had to tilt her head to look him in the eyes, "You heard me, duck ass." You could feel the tension.

Jo pulled Kate away and said, "Calm down, Kate. I know how much you hate him, but since I can't Karin to Zetsu who can't fight Sasuke." She smiled.

Keely gave her signature sigh and pinched the bridge of her nose, "Let's go in the house everyone."

Kate and Sasuke sent one last glare at each other before walking in the house. Alexis walked out the kitchen and almost dropped her pizza.

"Uh-un, why are you guys so tall," She glared at everyone except for Candice since she was shorter than her, "You know what Candice gets special treatment now."

"Um, why," Candice asked.

Alexis swung her arm around Candice shoulder and announced, "Because short people need to stick together scratch that we're not short we're fun sized."

"Um, okayyyyy." Then Candice realized something, "Wait, Alexis I'm almost taller than-"

Jo put her hand on her shoulder, "Just let her have the moment."

Kate looked at the time it was 12:36 a.m., she started to talk, "We'll go over the house rules tomorrow, but how are we going to split them up in rooms?"

Jo gave an evil smirk, "I know who can be with whom." She pulled a chart out of nowhere with names already on it.

Hidan said, "Seriously, how the fuck do you girls do that?"

Alexis whispered, "Just go with it."

Everyone sweat dropped. Jo spread the chart on the floor as everyone looked at the listed everyone was fine with it except for Sasuke and Kate. In Jo's room she had Suigetsu, Kisame, Itachi, and Juugo. Keely had Sai, Sakura, Karin, and Tobi. Alexis had Kakuzu, Pein, and Kakashi. Candice had Deidara, Konan, and Zetsu. Hidan and Naruto were in the living room. Lastly, Kate, Sasuke, and Sasori were in her room.

"I'm fine with this. I have quiet people," Alexis said leading the way to her room.

Candice and Keely just shrugged their shoulders, but Candice was yelling, "I love Jo" in her mind. They lead the others to their rooms.

"Good luck, Kate. You're going to need it," Jo winked skipping to her room.

Kate jaw dropped and she looked to Sasori and Sasuke. Sasori just gave me a blank look and walked to the room leaving Kate and Sasuke in the kitchen together. She turned to him and he gave an evil smirk.

"See you …roommate," He said walking by.

Kate slapped her forehead, "This is going to be a long night."

A/N: Review please it will get me through this cold. I'll be updating soon.