Ty for all the wonderful reviews people! 8D It really means a lot. Well, here we go! Btw I'm writing this at like 3 am so… it might not be as descriptive.
The stranger sighed in annoyance, crossing his arms.
"Well… that sort of backfired. Congratulations Cartman… you figured me out," Kyle spat angrily.
"Yeah, I'm so proud of myself," Eric retorted sarcastically.
"Now get me down from here or I'll tell on you!" Eric squealed, face beginning to turn beet red. To his anger Kyle merely laughed hystericly.
"I'M SERIOUS YOU GODAMN JEW!" Cartman screamed. Kyle studied his face carefully and then sighed.
"Forget it fat ass… I don't have the right… I can't… I can't hurt you without getting my ass kicked by my ma so…" He stuck his hand inside his back pocket and pulled out a golden key that looked sickeningly distorted in the lighting.
Eric remained silent in shock that the angry little Jew was letting him go so easy. He reached up and stuck the key in the lock and immediately Cartman tumbled to floor in a heap.
"Hurry up and get out of here," Kyle said, pointing towards the door.
"I have something to do first," Eric replied, his lip curling into a cruel sneer.
"Wha-AH!" Eric screamed and tackled Kyle who yelped in response. Because of Eric's weight Kyle was forced down, and as they fell, their lips smashed together simultaneously.