A/N Firstly REALLY SORRY about my spelling of Rachel! I think it was just an automatic thing when my fingers are typing, I apologise for my Britishness! It's fixed on this one! Another apology once again about my Britishness believe it or not I do try and put things in an American way so I'm sorry I'm not doing well I am trying though!
This chapter is for BrittanaFan I hope its somewhere along the lines of what you were thinking.
Finally people have been asking for Faberry. There is a little bit in here, but its as far as it will go just cause (please don't hate me) I'm not a massive Faberry fan :/ I know..!
Anyway Thanks again for the reviews they make me smile :D
Brittany S Pierce went from being in a relationship to single
Quinn Fabray : What?
Mercedes Jones: No way
Kurt Hummel : I think I'm going to cry
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Is Lopez still a lesbian or can I get in there...?
Quinn Fabray : Puck that is so inconsiderate and horrible!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: it's just a question I don't know how being a lesbian works.
Kurt Hummel: you are so ignorant! If your gay you are gay FOREVER just because Brittany and Santana split up doesn't mean Santana is suddenly straight again
Quinn Fabray: You actually disgust me puck!
Santana Lopez: Yes Puck I am still a lesbian, and even if I wasn't you are the last person I'd come crawling to!
Quinn Fabray: Whats happened Santana? What have you done!
Santana Lopez: Why do you assume its something I have done, maybe it was Brittany's fault?
Mercedes Jones: Oh gosh you used her full name some serious shit has gone down! Fill in aunty cedes she wont tell anyone
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Brittany S Pierce : Santana it was all your fault I can't believe you would do this to me!
Tina Cohen Chang: What did she do Britt? Are you ok do you need us to come round?
Mercedes Jones: Yeah Britt we will be right there I swear
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Do you still like men Britt? Cause you could get a bit of puck lovin if you need.
Brittany S Pierce: No I just want to be on my own,thanks though guys. And no thank you puck.
Quinn Fabray: you don't need to polite to him Britt just tell him hes an ass! Do you want me to go beat Santanas ass?
Santana Lopez: Thanks Quinn, one word from miss oh im so innocent and everyone assumes I'm the bad guy. It wasn't my fault I wasn't expecting it to happen it just snuck up on me
Brittany S Pierce: I always knew! It was just time until you admitted it
Kurt Hummel: ADMITTED WHAT? TELL US!
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Rachel Berry: Its about time this happened, it was getting too much you fighting to be the power couple of the glee club, now Finn and I can continue to lead magnificently
Finn Hudson: Rach isn't that a bit harsh? They just broke up.
Rachel Berry: We are the leaders of this club Finn, its important we remain there.
Finn Hudson: But they might be sad..
Rachel Berry: I thought we agreed Finn, we wanted this, we need it in preparation for our lives in the limelight
Finn Hudson: I didn't say I would be happy if they broke up
Rachel Berry: We need to be on the same wavelength here Finn, you need to start caring about my needs and only my needs
Finn Hudson: I'm sorry, Its just a lot to take in with watching all the musicals youve assigned me and listening to Barbra and knowing which colour goes where. Its a lot for one man!
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Brittany S Pierce: Oh you would like that...
Santana Lopez: Look Britt, I'm sorry, I can't help it its just the way I feel its nothing you have done its just always been there.
Rachel Berry: I knew you would mess it up Santana, you spend so much time trying to ruin my relationship that you have ruined your own.
Brittany S Pierce: Fuck off Rachel! You have ruined everything!
Quinn Fabray: Britt?
Finn Hudson: What has Rachael done?
Rory Flanagan: I'm at Sams Brittany do you need me to come home?
Brittany S Pierce: No Rory, it's fine stay there please I just want to be alone. And last night Santana and I were having sex and Santana said Rachel's name.
Quinn Fabray: Berry's name?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Wanky, my favourite latina and my fellow hot jew!
Artie Abrams: Don't worry Britt, I'd never say someone else's name you know I'm still here for you if you need me.
Rachel Berry: Well this explains a lot, I do have a wonderful voice and a tremendous fashion sense. I now understand why you have been trying to break my relationship up but I am sorry Santana I love Finn. I can appreciate your talent and your amazing legs and obviously the lips but no, I love Finn
Santana Lopez: No Rachel you don't! You like to tell Finn what to do and he always gets it wrong. Tell me what to do, I will do everything right to please you. I just can't get you out of my mind and its not fair on Brittany for me to pretend anymore
Mercedes Jones: this is the best gossip EVER
Tina Cohen Chang: Brittany would you like us to come on Fondue for Two and we will discuss it with you?
Finn Hudson: Rachel are you leaving me for Santana?
Rachel Berry: No Finn don't worry. And Santana I'm sorry to break your heart but unrequited love will make you a better performer, it may even help us at nationals to have you craving for me.
Finn Hudson: Oh good cause my mum would have wanted the ring back
Rachel Berry: Finn that is so insensitive. This ring is mine!
Santana Lopez: I'd buy you a better ring.
Brittany S Pierce: You never bought me a ring
Santana Lopez: Look Britt I m sorry what we had wasn't real, you should probably get with Rory , he'd be so good for you.
Rory Flanagan: I'm coming home right now Brittany don't worry!
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Get in there man!
Artie Abrams: Why did you take her from me if you didn't love her?
Santana Lopez: I may be in love with Rachel but I can see that Brittany is much too good for you wheels.
Artie Abrams: you are a bitch.
Santana Lopez: Naww thanks you noticed.
Quinn Fabray: I'm sorry can we back up, you are in love with Rachel?
Santana Lopez: Yeah why you jealous?
Quinn Fabray: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH RACHEL
Santana Lopez: Woah Fabray, I meant you were in love with me... secrets coming out here
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Oh My God have a threesome, make a sex tape!I ll film it we will make millions!
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Rachel Berry: Tina, are you allowing Mike to like that
Tina Cohen Chang: He can like what he wants I'm not a psycho...
Mike Chang: You're perfect
Brittany S Pierce: I told you she didn't want you Santana.
Santana Lopez: I will win her over, you watch out Berry you are about to fall for this hotness.
Kurt Hummel: This is so messed up..
Blaine Anderson , Mercedes Jones and Brittany S Pierce like this
Blaine Anderson: I'm so glad there are only 2 gay lads at school I'd hate this drama!
Santana Lopez: It's not drama, its my feelings!
Rory Flanagan: Brittany I'm home where are you?
Santana Lopez: hahahahahahahahahahahahah you went all the way home? She's at mine you idiot.
Rory Flanagan: What I thought you'd broken up?
Quinn Fabray: Whats going on?
Mike Chang: they are fixing it, let them sort it out!
Santana Lopez: Check the date Lima Losers. I have got some EXCELLENT pieces of information from this conversation.
Brittany S Pierce: April Fools Day is SO MUCH FUN!
Quinn Fabray: You bitches!
Rachel Berry: I can't believe you would do that!
Finn Hudson: You could have broken us up!
Rory Flanagan: My heart hurts.
Artie Abrams likes this
Kurt Hummel: hahaha! Brilliant!
Mercedes Jones: Literally genius, congratulations ladies that was fantastic
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: So I'm back to a threesome with the two of you?
Santana Lopez: hahah! Sorry it was all Brittany's idea, she is an evil genius! And NO puckerman, serious get over it its never gonna happen!
Brittany S Pierce: I can't believe you all thought Santana was in love with Rachel! Really?
Santana Lopez: YOU THINK IM HOT BERRY!
Rachel Berry: What? no no! I don't I just felt bad for you I didnt mean any of that
Brittany S Pierce: It's ok to admit it Rachel, she is hot.
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Brittany S Pierce is in a relationship with Santana Lopez
Quinn Fabray: You scared the shit out of me!
Santana Lopez: I can't believe you had so little faith in our relationship!
Quinn Fabray: thinking about it now it does all seem ridiculous!
Santana Lopez: Damn Straight! Though YOU LOVE BERRY!
Brittany S Pierce: You so do!
Quinn Fabray: I do not!
Brittany S Pierce: Yeah Yeah.. you are so unicorn!
Quinn Fabray: am not!
Rachel Berry: It's ok Quinn I am fabulous
Santana Lopez: Oh shut up berry you make me feel sick
Brittany S Pierce: She actually looks like shes going to be sick
Quinn Fabray: oh will you two fuck off and have sex or something, your relationship must be DULL to be on facebook whilst you are together
Santana Lopez: You're just jealous we are in love and you cant have berry
Brittany S Pierce: Can we have sex San?
Santana Lopez: of course we can baby. screw these losers lets get it onnnn!
Kurt Hummel: they never stop having sex do they?
Blaine Anderson: maybe its a sign we should?
Tina Cohen Chang: oooh and us Mike?
Mike Chang : Definitely!
Noah'puck'puckerman: anyone want some pleasing from this sex god?
Quinn Fabray: hahahah rejected noah!
Noah 'puck' puckerman: oh go stare at a picture of Rachel Quinn.
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