Willy sat in his office, He had overheard that Charlie was going to introduce his boyfriend at a nearby restruant. Wonka really wanted to meet the boy even though he made a point to not seem interested. He was truly happy for Charlie. But everytime he thought of Charlie's boyfriend he would just become very bitter.

He never thought of the boy in a romantic or sexual way until 2 nights ago. He dreamed that he was completely naked and laying across his bed with Charlie riding him into oblivion, while his boyfriend watched. He imagined Charlie's boyfriend to be a scrawny, nerdy, annoying twit that looked so hurt seeing his boyfriend fucking someone else and that someone else was the great Willy Wonka.

He had another dream the other night of him beating Charlie's boyfriend to a bloody pulp and Charlie leaped into his arms begging for his love and forgiveness. Wonka smiled at the thought.

He had planned on spying on Charlie and his family since Charlie had never invited him. He grimaced at the thought and then put on his disguise. They were going to meet the twit soon.

Wonka sat with his secretary Doris. ''He's gonna recognise us Wonka!'' She hissed annoyed. ''Sssh! He won't if we just keep a low profile.''

He then spotted the Bucket family walking up to a table with a tall well built blond boy. His hair was medium length with bangs that swooped over his eyes. ''He is gorgeous.'' Doris whispered slowly.

Wonka kicked her little knee. ''Ouch! I was just being honest!'' She hissed. Wonka rolled his eyes,''He doesn't look that good,I've seen better.'' Wonka hissed.

Doris wasn't listening she just sat there starring dreamily at Charlie's boyfriend. Wonka hissed,''Stop looking! You're supposed to be on my side!''

''I am he's just really fine. I'm entitled to my own opinion am I not?''

''You are not! If you like him so much then why don't you go marry him!'' Wonka teased.

''You are so damn childish.'' She said rolling her eyes.

They continued to spy. Charlie's boyfriend wrapped his arms around him and kissed his head and Wonka snorted. He saw Mr. Bucket shift uncomfortably and Mrs. Bucket clapped with glee.

Wonka huffed when the two kissed. ''Why don't you try to patch things up with the boy?'' Doris asked.

Wonka crossed his arms and huffed,''C'mon let's go.'' he said getting up but right before he left he swiftly knocked a glass of water onto Mike's lap.

Mike jumped up quickly and screamed,''Shit man that's fuckin cold!''

Mrs. Bucket jumped,''Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!''

Mr. Wonka chuckled and quickly left with Doris.

Charlie and his parents returned to the factory later,''Mum he didn't mean to curse like that!''

''It's fine just as long as he doesn't make it a habit!'' She said back frowning.

''You're back!'' Wonka exclaimed smiling at Charlie,''Now Charlie do you think we can get started on some new chocolates or go montior the nuts in the nut room or design your room-

''Why are you so happy Wonka?'' Charlie asked eyeing him suspiously.

''Um, It's just a good day for me.'' Wonka said grinning.

Charlie rolled his eyes,''Let's decorate my room then.''

''So how did it go with loverboy?''

''It went well he had a little slip up in the end but my parents really like him.''

''Don't you think I'll like him too? Bring him down so we can get to know eachother, I'm sorry for making you feel as if I don't approve of you, I'm gay myself...'' Wonka admitted.

''Y-You are?'' Charlie asked eyes gleaming.

''Yeah.''Willy said feeling awkward.

Charlie hugged him nearly choking him to death,''Oh I'm just so happy to find someone like me!''

Willy smiled leaning into his embrace,''Now. tell me about him.'' Wonka said opening up Charlie's bedroom door for him. ''Well he's kind of excuse my language but he's kind of a badass, you know the type that smokes and drinks and curses and stuff.''

Wonka refrained from talking bad about the boy because he didn't know him at all and didn't want to upset Charlie again. ''So how does he look?''

''He has Blondish brown hair, brown beautiful eyes, and his sense of style is kind of punk rockish.''

''What's the lucky boy's name?'' Wonka asked trying not to sound too anxious.

''You're going to hate me...but his name is Mike Teavee.''

''Mike Teavee. THE Mike Teavee?'' Wonka giggled,''I can't believe this!''

Charlie sighed,''Calm down Wonka! I'm sorry!''

''It's fine, you love who you love I guess, He looks so...differnt...'' Wonka said looking upset and alittle distant,''Charlie I'll decorate with you some other time,okay love ya bye.'' And with that Wonka rushed to his room quickly.

A/N: XD