"WHY THE HELL'D YOU ATTACK ME?" South Carolina yelled at the other confederate states, who looked very scared of her.
"W-Well…" Florida tried not to look too scared, "there was a fort we needed to get New York away from. Did you think we would go easy on him?" she gritted her teeth, staring at Florida. "Anyways, we have other things to attend to. So no hard feelings?" she held out her hand to South Carolina and smiled when the other state shook it.
"All that aside," Virginia walked to the middle of the room. "How are our slaves getting away?" the other slave states stared in confusion.
"Wait, they're getting out?" Georgia asked. "So where would they all go?" the others shrugged.
"Either way," Virginia addressed them all, "We will NOT lose!"
And they fought for four years.
And lost…
Present Day
If anyone said that the Confederate states and Union states were currently on good terms, they would be wrong beyond belief.
"Oh yeah," Virginia flopped on the couch next to South Carolina and New York. "We are so cool." He ranted to nobody in particular. "We've like, never lost a war, right South?" New York looked over, irritated.
"What are you going on about? Does the Civil War not count?" Virginia glared over at New York. "I mean, everyone knows the north won that." He informed the southern state with a smirk.
"Wait," South Carolina looked at the two. "We didn't win?"
"Heck no!" Massachusetts said from the kitchen, where she was peacefully making a sandwich. "I can't believe you actually thought you guys won that."
"But we did!" Virginia claimed.
"No way in DC you did!" New York yelled back.
"Was I a state then?" Utah chimed in.
"I wouldn't interrupt if I were you…" Nevada warned him. They watched the two states yell it out before Missouri appeared out of his room and ran over to the two with Maryland, both intending to get the two away from each other.
"Hey!" they managed to pull the states apart, who had begun wrestling on the floor. "Come on you two! That was 1861! It's 2010 now!"
"SO?" they yelled in unison. "Stay out of this! You two didn't even pick a side!"
"That's we're keeping you two from killing each other!"
Yes, if you thought they would let it go after 149 years, you were mistaken.
A/N
All righty. Chapter 4. Oh yeah. Yes, apparently some people in the south still think that they won the war. Also, my history is a little out of order. Go to the link at the end if you want to know the rest.
MORMONS! MORMONS ARE COMING!1
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