(I'M UPDATING THIS AT SCHOOL-SHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO something's gonna happen!

I hope you like my story and it's not TOO retarded for you. Oh well, if it is then tell me in your review.

Disclaimer: I completely own Naruto and everything….HOLY SHIT LAWYERS RUN!!!

I don't own Naruto

Age guide: Naruto (mmmm), Sasuke (MUST.NOT.RAPE), Sakura, Ino, Gaara (sexy), Hinata, Kiba (drool), Chouji, Shino (hot) are all 17.

Kankuro, Tenten, Neji and Lee are all 18

Shikamaru (faints) and Temari are 19

I know, I screwed up their ages, but it would have been creepy otherwise.I forgot to tell you in any of the other chapters.

In England they are all legal – no rape here!

'What about this?' Temari asked, showing Gaara yet another outfit. This one was a tight black leather mini-skirt with a red blouse that was a size too small.

'I really don't care.' Gaara replied, shifting his view from the kunai he was sharpening to his sister. 'But if you're going out in public you might want to wear a different shirt,' he gestured toward her chest. 'or at least a different bra.'

Temari looked down to find that while she and Gaara were talking 2 of the buttons on her shirt had come off, giving her little brother a nice view of her breasts through her black lace bra.

Screaming and covering herself, Temari went back into her room to change…again.

'What about my black Lolita dress with fishnets and those black shoes I got to go with it?' Temari asked Hinata down the phone.

'I don't know, aren't you just going to that new restaurant downtown?'

'Yeah, but we are going to his after.'

'Oh, okay.' Hinata paused. 'What about your short purple dress over lilac tights with the nice heels you got last week?'

'Perfect! Thanks Hinata. Have a good night with Naruto!'

'Thanks. Have a good time, and don't do anything illegal.'

'I won't! Bye!'

'Bye.'

'Ino, I have to go now.'

'Mmmmmmmmmmmm.' Ino mumbled, hugging Shikamaru closer to her.

'No, Ino.' He said, prising her off his side. 'I really, really have to go.'

'Why?' Ino pouted, sitting up.

'I have to go meet Temari.'

'You always have to go meet Temari! Why can't you just have me, or am I not good enough for you? Hmmm? Wanna seem like a big man with 2 girlfriends?'

'Um,' Shikamaru stuttered.

'THAT WAS RHETORICAL!' Ino yelled. 'GET OUT!'

Shikamaru left as fast as possible.

(later)

'Hiya honey. What's wrong, you look wrecked.'

'I'm okay Temari, just a bit worn out. Do you wanna go eat now?'

'Yeah, come on then.' Temari said, walking towards the restaurant.

(after dinner)

'Lets' go back to your house Shika, I'm tired of here.' Temari said, leaning her head on Shikamaru's shoulder.

'Come on then,' Shikamaru said. 'Let me just get the bill.'

After paying, Shikamaru led Temari through the restaurant and to his car.

'Okay, here we are!' Shikamaru said, opening the front door.

'Back in a minute.' Temari said, picking up her bag and walking to the bathroom.

While Temari was in the bathroom, Shikamaru went to his room to change.

'What the HELL?'

'Shika, I've been waiting for ages. Sorry I yelled at you earlier.' Ino said while pressing herself against his chest. 'Soooo…do you like it?' She gestured to the pale blue gown she was wearing.

'Ah, you have to go-'

'Shhh, don't talk.' Ino ended by kissing him firmly on the mouth.

'Nara Shikamaru, what are you doing? Is this what I think it is? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS-THIS WHORE?!'

'It's not what it looks like!'

'Oh go fuck yourself you cheating bastard!' Temari screamed, trying to hold back tears.

'Temari-'

'Don't you say anything to me.' Temari spat, before running from the room, tears streaming down her face.

'Ino, I have to go.'

'Oh, go then! You don't care about me or our baby, do you?' Shikamaru stopped halfway through the door.

'B-b-baby?'

'I'm pregnant, Shikamaru.'

'How long have you known?'

'I did the test yesterday. I was going to tell you earlier, but you pissed me off so much when you went off with Temari.'

'How far along are you?'

'2 months, give or take a week or 2.'

Temari slammed the bathroom door behind her. She ripped off the silk night gown she had been wearing and pulled on the jeans that she had packed for the next day.

Ugh, why hasn't he come after me yet? She thought. After wiping the tears from her face and shoving her stuff in a bag she slammed the door and walked out into the darkness.

'2 months? Okay, um, well, ah, if you ever need anything or if you want any support then I will be there for you and the baby but right now I really have to go after Temari.'

'Oh, just go then.' Ino said, wiping the tears from her face.

'Thanks.' He flashed her a sad smile before racing from the room.

'TEMARI!' Where are you?' Shikamaru pushed his way through the crowded streets. 'TEMARI!' He fished in his pockets, looking for his mobile. Retrieving what he was looking for, he punched in a number and waited for an answer.

'Hello?'

'Temari! Thank god you answered.'

'I don't want to hear your lies Shikamaru. Goodbye.'

'Tema-' Shikamaru stopped as the line went dead. He looked at his phone and punched in a different number.

'Hello.'

'GAARA! Is Temari there?'

'Why?'

'Is she there?'

'Yes, why?'

'DON'T LET HER GO ANYWHERE! AND DON'T TELL HER I CALLED!'

'Why?' Gaara asked to the dial tone.

Knocking on the door, Shikamaru ran a hand through his already messy hair.

'Yes?' Gaara opened the door.

'I need to see your sister right away!'

'Fine' Shikamaru pushed through into the house and ran towards Temari's room.

'Temari, we have to talk.'

'I'm pregnant.'

'WHAT?' Shikamaru sat down. 2 in one day!

'When…'

'I've known for a few weeks and I was going to tell you tonight, before I saw you with that slut.'

'Temari…Ino is pregnant as well. She came to tell me, I didn't ask her over.'

'WHAT? How far is she?'

'2 months.'

'You broke up with her 3 months ago! How long have you been seeing her behind my back?'

'I-I don't know, it just happened, but Temari, I love you. That's why I came here as fast as I could.'

'Just go.'

'Temari-'

'LEAVE NOW!' Temari screeched, an inhuman fire in her eyes.

Shikamaru sat in his car with his head in his hands, wondering what the hell he was going to do.
Ino wiped away her tears and went to call Sakura for advice.
Temari collapsed in tears on her bed, only looking up when she heard her door opening.
Okay, done. Hope you weren't expecting that….I wasn't XD

This is what happens when I write and I'm sick….OH LOOK, IT'S SNOWING.

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