"Aragorn, will you support me?" Legolas asked with tears in his eyes
"Legolas you must understand, im going to be a father and so will you, and your carrying my child, its very unusual and i don't know if im ready" Aragorn said with tears streaming down his face
"but Aragorn, this child is a blessing and i will have it with your support or without it" Legolas cried before running out of the room and into his room before collapsing on the bed and for the rest of the day crying his eyes out, often stopping to throw up in the bathroom.
meanwhile...
Sam's little girl Elaine was talking to her mum Rosie
"mummy,mummy guess what?, daddy is putting his little hobbit into uncle frodos rear and was making loud moaning sounds" Elaine said happily
Rosie looked at Elaine in horror before running out to the garden and screamed at the sight she saw.
Sam was riding frodo and moaning sexually while Frodo was chanting "Sam, Sam, Sam, OH SAM!"
"SAMWISE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Rosie screeched, Sam looked up and tried to get up, but he was stuck doggy-style to Frodo
"Rosie i was going to tell you, but i had something more important to do" Sam quickly glanced down at Frodo before continuing "Rosie i love you, but i love you as a friend, i love Frodo in a loving way and in a good-in-bed way too, Rosie you were never good in bed, Frodo delivers my desires" Sam said teary eyed
Rosie ran away screaming like a hawk and disappeared into the shire's forest
"oh Sam i love you too, now could you please remove your...genitals from my rear please" Frodo said quietly
"Mr Frodo i wish i could but well...its stuck" Sam said embarrassed and blushing
elsewhere...
Arwen paced around in her chamber, thinking of a perfect revenge for Legolas and Aragorn
" i know, once the baby is born, i shall kidnap it, hire Gandalf to rape it, give it to the most wicked orc of them all and let them kill it" Arwen snarled
" ARAGORN SHALL PAY AND SO WILL HIS PRETTY, FAIR HAIRED ELF MAN!"
Arwen Hollered
will Aragorn be a good dad?, will Sam be able to remove his genitals from Frodos butt and will Gandalf rape the baby? keep reading to find out