a/n: Hello, I said I would update a lot but then my life stopped sucking. But I just looked at all the reviews I got and now I have to update or I will feel bad, so here it is chapter four enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

"Velcome to Germany ya." smiled Mello in an awful German accent.

"We should find a way out here." Said Near as soon as he realized they were in Germany. He had the right to be afraid though, because Germany meant one thing, Hitler jokes, and with all those Hitler jokes they'd be cracking, there was no knowing what would go into Mello's head. Near stood there for a moment imagining Mello sitting on a chocolate throne with fire around him and everyone wearing shirts with kittens on them and trying to learn how to survive in a chocolate world where the only ones who could eat chocolate were Mello, Mello, and most importantly, Mello.

"Are you thinking about kittens Mr. Albino guy?" Yelled an overly peppy and very irritating voice.

"No." Said near whipping his head around to see a blond girl smiling at him like a moron, the perfect example of the stereo type dumb blond. "Who are you anyways?"

"I AM MISA MISA DESTROYER OF CHEESECAKE!" she yelled staring at Near with huge eyes.

"So you like cheese cake?" asked Matt.

"No way! Cheese cake makes you fat, I don't want to be fat! I just hit it with my boom boom stick you idiot!" She snapped in a bratty teenage tone. Matt then ran to Mello crying.

"How doare you make a Matt cry! Prepare to be dead-a-fied!" screamed Mello as he charged towards her. Apparently stupidity is contagious.

Then to make matters worse Misa threw a kitten at Mello, soon fallowed by kittens directed at Matt and Near.

"Aaaaah the dreaded beast! Remove this demon from my face!" Screeched Mello as he stumbled around.

One kitten related kidnapping of Matt Mello and Near later…

"Welcome!" Said the irritating voice of Misa Misa again as the kittens were removed from the boys faces. They found themselves tied to chairs in a rectangular room, infront of them was a slide show presentation, ready to be played.

"Where the hell are we!" snarled Mello.

"If you let me speak you would know! Sheesh! Anyways welcome to D.U.M.B!" She yelled throwing her arms into the air.

"What's-" Matt began.

"I said let me talk!" Misa screeched. "What is D.U.M.B. you ask? Let me show you!" smiled Misa as the screen showed the letters.

"As you can see D.U.M.B. is an ac- ar-aky-" She whipped out a crumpled up piece of paper and began to sound out the word. "Acrownine!" she said gleefully.

"You mean Acronym." Corrected Near.

"Shut up!" she scowled, "anyways let me tell you what the letters stand for." She said as the screen made the words appear.

"It stands for D-U-M-B!" screamed Matt thinking that actually could've been the right answer.

"I said shut up!" she screamed, "the d stands for Da, as in da champions, u stand for uni-ver-sil" she sounded out, "m stands for mega, and b stands for bubble bunny banana bridge boxes!" she finished.

"You spelt dumb with five bs." Near corrected, again.

"SHUT UP!" screeched Misa, "Now, you may think why am I here? Well that's because I said so! Now here he is, the leader of D.U.M.B, It's Matsuda!" she said motioning toward s a big chair moving towards them.

" Misa! You said I could do my own intro!" whined the man in the seat. He then walked over to a big red button and cried "today sucks we should just release the kittens now!"

"Wait!" screamed Mello. "Near will have a sit off with you! If he wins then you have to disband D.U.M.B and let us go, if he loses then you'll let us go, dance, and disband D.U.M.B!"

"Whoa! We win both ways! Deal!" agreed Matsuda, who was turning out to be a bigger idiot then Misa. An assistant brought over Matsuda's big chair, and the contest began, with Matsuda losing both ways, the boys winning both ways, and Near unable to get up from his chair because he was still tied up.

One intensely boring day of sitting later…..

"You're mean!" whined Matsuda as he jumped out of his chair.

"We win now good bye forever!" screamed Mello as Matt untied Near and the boys fled.

"And guess what!? I am awesome!" screeched Mello as he pushed a button on a remote controller in his hand once the boys escaped. The building then exploded in thousands of tons of cheesecake.

"The fat! The fat!" screamed Misa as she tried to escape the sugary doom. The boys then bought plane tickets or something and returned to England, but since this is a story and that's boring we'll just say they temporarily became wizards and summoned unicorns that carried them home. Trust me, it's just more realistic that way.

a/n: weee hoped you liked the chapter I know it was a little crazy, and my grammar and punctuation and the such sucks, but please review!