Tucker is just SICK of trying and failing to get Sam and Danny together. Like the awkwardness is just spreading throughout the whole school. So Tucker gives all the popular people 20 dollars each to help him get the two together. Tucker even manages to get Johnny and Kitty to help too, although nobody knows how. But none of them know how to get Danny and Sam together either.
So it's just like THAT ENTIRE FUCKING MONTAGE FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID. Like they even get the choir to sing a bunch of romantic songs. But like NOTHING'S WORKING. So Dash just gets fed up and pushes Fenton, who accidentally falls into Sam, and they fall to the ground. But it doesn't end up romantic at all though cuz Sam accidentally kneed Danny in the crotch on the way down.
Then after they both get up Paulina and Dash just push them together and they end up accidentally kissing anyway. And like the popular kids are screaming. The nerds are like praising the lord in Esperanto. The band geeks are playing triumphant music. The choir is just singing that really happy joyful church music. Mr. Lancer just fucking faints the second it happens. Tucker's on the ground praising Aphrodite and whatever ghost controls love.
And like Danny's blushing so hard he almost passes out from all the blood in his brain. Sam is just standing there with like a super blank expression. Then she just goes "fucking finally" and just starts making out with him. And like everyone outside the cafeteria where this is all happening is like, "why can I hear Jesus what the fuck is going on".
But like after they're done kissing they just like stop moving. Tucker goes over to them and he just waves his hand in front of their faces. And like they're just turning redder by the second. And then they both die and turn into ghosts. (Okay I was kidding about them dying but still.) Dash just grabs a giant bucket full of water and dumps it on the two.
And they just both like wake up and realize what the fuck just happened. And the entire school is just staring at them silently because they don't know what will happen now. But then Danny just fucking French dips her and the choir is singing hallelujah. And the school almost gives them a half day because this is just so monumental. Literally half the teachers had bets on when the two would finally get together. (Mrs. Teslaff was the winner) Even Paulina and Dash getting together wasn't this big.
So when the bell rings for them to go home, everyone's just cheering and laughing and telling the two to get a room. And Tucker's just smiling like an idiot because they finally got together.
EL FIN!