Kaguya-sama Love is War
Ai Hayasaka wants to seduce
Chapter 3: Hayasaka wants to Soak
A/N:
Narration
"Talk"
Monologue
*sfx*
xth day had passed since the start of the summer vacation.
Inside the woman's bathroom that is put on reserved. Before Ai can dip her legs into the water just as she throws a metallic folding chair into the bath and bath soak.
"Hayasaka!" Kaguya burst into the room. "I need you right now."
She demanded.
"Kaguya-sama, I am about to take a bath," Ai replied to her mistress's unjust request. "Can it wait later?"
"I broke the internet!" Kaguya exclaim. "We need to fix it before they found out that I did it!"
Eh the internet?
"That would be the event of a century..."
Dragging Ai against her will, Kaguya led them back to her room.
"Look! As I register to Twitter, the letters got all messed up.
Haaaaaah...
Ai sigh as she look at the monitor displaying a captcha. "Kaguya-sama, that's just a captcha."
"Captain America? What are you talking about?"
Seriously. I forgot that when it comes to technology, Kaguya-sama is more analog and is technologically illiterate. Illiterate to the point of cave man illiterate outside checking the web for weather and such.
After guiding Kaguya-sama in setting up her twitter account while ignoring her frutile grand scheme, Ai went back to the womens bath.
Turning the speaker on, she rested her body into the chair she threw earlier as she relax the stress she had. From taking care of her misstress to seducing that brick of a president.
"Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah..." Ai groan. "Being able to soak like this is nice once in a while... Kaguya-sama should treasure me more..."
"Hayasaka! Twitter just banned me!"
That quick?
A few minutes later after explaning to that caveman what a private account is and how to access the President's account, Ai once again returned to bath.
"Seriously... just what is wrong with those two." Ai laments. "It's obvious that this will be done quickly if they are honest with their own feelings."
*haaaaaaaah*
"Then again I am a jealous... it would be nice if I have someone I like that much..."
Slowly but surely, Ai's body slowly sink as the heat goes to her head and her consciousness slowly leave her body.
X day had pass after the start of summer vacation,
After Kaguya-sama returned to the mansion from school in a lifeless passion, I left her for the time being to cool off as I headed to a known book store.
And there, I met him, President Shirogane with the same dead beat aura as Kaguya sama looking through some book, foreign books.
Beeing the dutiful maid that I am, I quickly hid in one of the shelves as I called Kaguya-sama.
"Kaguya-sama, I am here at *******."
"..."
"Of course not," Ai replied to her mistress inquiry of why would she inform her of her private actions. "The President is here as well."
"...!" Ai shifted her body leftward, away from her hand holding the phone as the person from the opposite side started raising her voice.
"Kaguya-sama, I am going to make contact."
That is right, it is now time for her to continue their bet. After that, Kaguya-sama can have the remains.
I already establish a fateful encounter, all that is left to to establish a semi-permanent way to meet regularly without arousing suspicion.
There are plenty of self help english book the president is skimming at.
While waiting for her mistress and the anti shirogane fashion to arrive, Ai covertly follow the president.
I am a fool to expect Shinomiya to be there...
*tap*
Eh?
As Shirogane stood at a line by the counter while he reflects his detour at their student council office hoping he'd meet Shinomiya. Someone tapped his left shoulder.
This is...
"So it really is you, Shirogane san," the person said gleefully.
"Ah..." Shirogane mumbles as he recal where he saw this young beautiful woman. "Aren't you Haysaca?"
"Bingo! "
"Fancy meeting you here,"
*clap*
Haysaca clapped her hands before replying joyfully. "I know right?"
But all of a sudden she shyly fidget. "A-after what had happend last time... it's a little embarassing..."
Last time...
Those two words alone were enough to trigger the memoey and sensation Shirogane tried to burry for a week. An encounter that almost made him lose the next day when Shinomiya inquired of it
President! don't be fooled by her!
Else where near the counter, while Ai and the president are talking, Shinomiya Kaguya, in disguise, look at the two scornfully. It is the worst as this is the only time that she got to meet with the president but she also need to put up to Ai's charade.
*bump*
Taking a step back, Kaguya bumed to a person passing by.
"I-I'm trully sorry!" Kaguya quickly dons her mask and as for forgiveness to this insignificant person that ahould be appologising to her instead.
"Eh... Auntie?" the person of the oposite sex said.
Auntie?
"You are...?"
Looking up, Kaguya saw that person. A face she knows all too well.
"Oh my!" Haysaca began once they left the line after paying for the items they bought. "Kaguya-sama is right. You do study a lot."
To pick up where they left, Ai decided to take conttol of the flow of conversation starting with the book Shirogane is holding.
Hmmmmmm... that book...
"I won't say that..." Shirogane replied modestly.
"Now I am embarassed that I am buying this."
Ai then showed him a computer book she took to strike a conversation with Shirogane.
"Well a reference book is not bad by itself," Shirogane replied honestly as he once or twice buy them as well. Reference books to improve some of his short comings that is now made obsolite with the introduction of a certain busty secretary. "So are you interested in computers or you plan to build one?"
"I am planning to buy a laptop but not sure which to pick,"
"I see..."
"Ah!" Ai exclaim as she showed the book to Shirogane more closely but not that close to shove to his face. "Boys knows more of this so you can help me pick one."
Seeing the gleefull and expecting face of Ai, Shirogane look sideward as he scratch his right cheeck.
"Sorry but I don't know much..."
"But you know more than me," Ai continue as she shifted to her next plan. "I know! The store got a cafe here. Why don't we take a look? I'm sure you can teach me some."
"Hayasaca!"
"Hayasaca!"
"..Urg... what is it Kaguya-sama?"
Slowly opening her eys, Ai look at the worried look of her mistress.
"What's wrong?!" Kaguya exclaim. "You nearly drowned!"
Drowned?
Ai then look at her surrounding as she is now laying at the metalic chair shesubmerge earlier.
I see... so that was a dream...
"Seriously Hayasaca!" Kaguya pouts. "I was going to ask you about that twitter thing but I guess we can do it tommorow."
"Thank you, Kaguya sama,"
Ai bow as she watches her mistress left while two maids look at her with a worried expression.
"Don't mind me," Ai said to them. "I'll clean this after I rest a little.
Xth day since summer vacation start.
Ai began writting in her journal an hour after the incident at the womans bath.
Nothing out of the ordinary happened aside from Kaguya-sama making a twitter account. Since the start of our bet, I now have nine encounter with the President. The first was to establish a fateful encounter while the second was to establish a semi permanent ways to make contact by having him tutor me
By following the foot steps of the blonde in suit and the God of the modern world (Galge), I set my sigh on the target and device my plan to make Miyuki Shirogane fall for me. In those nine encounter, four of them were 'coincidential'... scatch that, three were 'coincidential' and one, the second meeting, is pure coincidence.
In our five scheduled tutorials, I made sure that I am well dressed and even used the expensive perfume mom bought me that I 'rarely' use unless it is to attend an important event. Combine it with our chance encounter, he should by now noticed that I am making my self more groomed and well presentable when meeting with him compared to when we accidentaly met else where.
That alone should be enough but little to no progress were made during those five tutorial.
"No wonder Kaguya-sama is having a difficult time making him confess."
It is not that he is dense but rather he have the self restrain of a saint. This brick... no... this monster virgin proves to be more difficult than your average male.
"But if I hasten things up, it might ruin everything..."
With that, I close my journal and retire for the night.
"Now that I think about it..." Ai paused prepairing her bed as she recall a sore thumb in their second meeting. "That book... is he planning to enroll oversea?"
Aaaaaaaaannnnnn cut!
So this is it for chapter 3.
Compared to the previous one, this is more serious and less gag as we progress further into the story by using scenarios from ch 41 and 42 to set up a constant contact with the president while using some scenarios of ch 58 as to how Ai proceed with her plan on forming said contact.
As this will be a short story, not all 30 encounter will be shown.
Ai's action for the 30 day encounter rely more on Keima's methodology while using similar to Barney's scheme to flair things up from time to time. but as to how it will be done, outside of main plot line we still dont know yet.
Now one of the major difference here compare to cannon is that Ai takes further notice of the book Miyuki is holding. The foreshadow used for the festival arc.
How will that affect the flow of the story in contrast to cannon time line?
For the review, likes and follow, thanks!
"President, I have something to tell you,"
At the roof top floor of the student council, Kaguya Shinomiya stood next to a telescope.
Her image illuminate as the full moon behind her gave her an almost divine aura.
"I..."
This is it!
The moment he waited in a long time.
"Love..."
Eh?
But for some reason, the image slowly distort the more she approach his long waited confession.
"You-"
"Uwaaaaaaaaaah!"
Shirogane yelled as he jolt up from his bed.
What was that...
*bang bang*
"Keept it down will you?!" Kei yelled as she pound the thin wall of his room "I am trying to sleep here!"
"S-sorry," Shirogane replied. "I just had a... well a nightmare..."
That's right. A nightmare...
Hearing no reply, he once again lie on his bead with one hand to his forhead.
"T-that's not Shinomiya..." Shirogane murmur knowing that he is getting paller and paller as he try to recale the blur image that was once Kaguya.
Result of battle: As nothing? change after five consecutive tutorial, Ai Hayasaca loss.
Shirogane and Kaguya held hands together as they said something to 'her'.
And yet she could not hear a voice coming from them.
With a final smile, the two turn their backs at 'her' as they walk away.
For some reason, even if she run, she can't reach the two who is gaining further distance away from her.
She yelled and yelled by somehow her voice doesn't reach them.
Using all of her strength, she yelled at the top of her lunga
"Please don't leave me!"
Opening her eyes, Ai saw her right arm strech forward as tears drop from her eyes.
A/N:
Sorry bout that.
Having too much MCU lately.
Second post creddit was inspired by Hayasaka Ai wants to enjoy her youth ch3 by A-beta.
Really for sure the ch ends here.