AN: OMgosh guys im sorry! In my last chapter Kurt starts talking to noah about not hurting a girl, but noah didnt even mention one. oops! see i had to rewrite half the chapter ina hurry (thats why its short) and i thought i still had the part when noah and kurt talk about "the girl" finn and noah fought over. Well ya, sorry. and thanks so much for ur support. I logged onto my email and had atleast 8 emails notifying me that people are favouriting and reveiwing. thanks so much. and since this is on my laptop, im using WordPad. and its not very fancy. i promise the chapters will be getting longer and hopefully better. Im not good at edititng so agin sorry for the mistakes. and also the last chapter is called I Promise, not Finn! it was Finn!, but i changed it.

And if you have any requests for stories, need help or ideas, or any requests with what to do with this story please write a reveiw or message me

Birds still chrip, my names still madison, and i still dont own glee. Damn

Chapter Three: Nope, Like HummelSexual

Bold-Puck

Italic-Santana

(texting)

why aren't you sexting me back?

Cuz

reallly? cuz y?

just cuz

is there another girl?

something like that

what is it?

y would i tell you?

idk...

exactlyy

well its good to talk to people u kno

since when do u care?

idk...im not always a bitch

haha, dont make me laugh

ass.

slut

true

yep

so, sext me

no

please?

no

pretty please?

someones desperate

screw off

kay

bye

bye

dont leave, i need sex

y? i thought u were with britts

ya, but she can only do so much...

well ur gonna have to deal wit so much

bastard

how

idk

rite

ur gay

ur lez

shutup

u

no

whateve

bye santana

u suck

XXXoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOXXX

r u gonna sext me now

nope

y

cuz

y

cuz

y

cuz

its a gurll isnt it

kinda

what does that mean

well its like, two-thrids girl

hummel?

ya

ew man, ur a fag now?

no

but...

well, i only have feelings for hummel

okay...so like, bisexual?

nope. like hummelsexual

huhhhh...

santana..

what?

dont ,please

dont plese what?

do something

like what?

look, i really really like him.

so

so

so

do u hav a soul

ouch

sorry

u better be

y

im hot

so..?

sext me

no

y

i just told u

cuz u like queer-boy?

dont be mean

like u care

i do

rite

look, i have to lay low ..i want to be with him

wht does that have to do with us sexting or doing it

cuz he wont be with me if i do..

what he doesnt kno wont hurt him

Puck considerd that for a moment. No.

quinn will tell him and get him to hate me

we all kno she loves him

yeah and she'll do anything to be with him

hes gay.?

i kno

im confused.. and since when do u care about feelings and people, exspecailly kurts

idk.. i just decided im not gonna deny or hide my feelings anymore i guess

whateve

thanks for the support.

ow. i could almost taste the sarcasam

XXXoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOXXX

"What the hell Santana?" he said, pushing her off. She was despreatley( and sloppely) licking and kissing him. Hey, she threw herself on me.

"Your not even hard"

"Because I don't feel that way for you anymore. Im not intresested."

"Huh"

"Yeah"

"So, your offically a fag now eh?"

"Shut up"

"Its true"

"I told you, HummelSexual. Not gay"

"Right. Just wait till everybody hears about this"

"Santana, don't"

"Why?"

"Because it will scare him off. And no one will believe it"

"But I'm still gonna tell. I'm gonna put on a show." she winked.

Gosh, what was she up too? Something terrible probably.

"What kind of show?"I asked

"A kind of show that will ruin you. Forever." She considered it for moment "Or atleast your high school years"

"Why?"

"Because I want to fuck you, duh!"

"Santana, please don't."

"What? I can't hear you. Say it louder honey" She said, giving him sloppy kisses.

"Santana! I don't wanna play this game. Please. It's over"

"Say my name, wear it out" She softly sang into his ear.

"Stop."

"Bitch"

"Please, just go fuck with Brittany"

"You really like Kurt don't you?"

"Yeah"

"Okay. For once, I'm not gonna be a bitch. I'll just tell what, I will get Quinn to tell Kurt."

"Thanks, but no thanks"

"Right, since Quinn will probably say you hate his guts and all that"

"And, besides, I have a plan."

"What is it?"

"Operation: Making Kurt Hummel Mine"

They sat there in slience for a few moments. Questioning and cunfused expressions appeared on Santana's face, like she just heard the whole conversation.

"Okay" she whispered, and she left.

Thats right, Santana.

Kurt Hummel,

will be mine.

AN2: yeah, im not to proud of this chapter. Sorry. I didnt do Santana very well. again, sorry. I tried my best. and i know what your thinking, are you crazy? puck would never pass up an oppurtunity to have sex with santana. Well he just did :D The next shapter will probably be just kurt and puck getting to know eachother now. i will try to make it really good. but dont hold your breathe. im not a very good writer...yet ;)

Ps: i know i failed at the texting, and im sorry again

pss : i say sorry alot