Hello! It's me again, NegatortheBalance, bringing you the latest chapter. But first, I have to force someone into saying the disclaimer.
Me: Hydra!
Hydra: I WANT TO EAT DEMITITAN AND DEMIPRIMORDIAL!
Me: Err … then say the disclaimer.
Hydra: SHOW ME THE DEMITITAN AND DEMIPRIMORDIAL!
Me: I'm not sure there even are demiprimordials, but here's your demititan. AVI!
Avi: What? Rushes there The Hydra! AHHH! Runs for her life
Me: Now say the disclaimer Hydra.
Hydra: Chases after Avi
Me: Uses a flaming sword to destroy one of the hydra's heads
Hydra: I want demiprimordial!
Me: Say the disclaimer! And Vortex is a primordial!
Hydra: thinking No!
Me: Destroys another hydra head
Hydra: NEVER WILL I SUBMIT!
Me: Destroys another hydra head
Hydra: YOU WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN!
Me: Writes hydra out of the story
Me: Writes up a new obedient hydra
New "Hydra" (Blackjack in a hydra costume): You want me to say the disclaimer? You got it boss! NegatortheBalance doesn't own any part of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, though he wishes he did. All characters attributed to others are theirs. All other things that Rick Riordan doesn't recognize belong to Negator.
Me: Time to answer reviews!
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WhiteEagle1985: Really?
Chapter 4: Recruiting Part 4
Erebus Point of View
Phew! I just need to recruit two more people and then my squad's officially a squad. Let's see … I have a fire manipulator wielding a hammer, a light manipulator who's an archer and a medic, a time manipulator who inherited some energy manipulation with a scythe, a shadow manipulator who's a spearman, I'm a water and shadow manipulator and a swordsman, so perhaps knives or axes with summoning some helpers, because Skotadi will have a while before he can do that. Or calling in some backup from the sky would work.
Well what a coincidence. We have a son of Asteria and a legacy of Deimos around here. Fear powers will be useful, and Falling Stars, or Meteors, raining down on our opponent will be like artillery.
Axel Jones Point of View
Great. Just great. Just when I leave my half – sister Hecate's protection, Author's Note: He's a son of Asteria. Hecate is the daughter of Asteria the Titan of Nocturnal Oracles and Falling Stars, and Perses the Titan of Destruction. I get attacked by what seems to be a cross between a pit scorpion and a Lydian Drakon, which I think I'll call a Lydian Scorpakon.
I hate Scorpakons.
Erebus Point of View
Ok, he's definitely being chased by that thing there. What is that? Well, I'd better take it out.
Mouse Point of View (You definitely didn't see that coming!)
Eeep! The big – monster – thingy is going to crush my den! Oooh! The strange – winged – twoleg is beating it up! Go strange – winged – twoleg! Yay! The big – monster – thingy is dead! Yay! Oh no! The big – monster – thingy is rolling over my den!
Omnipotent (me) Point of View
The mouse was subsequently crushed. He died almost instantly. Today we grieve the loss of a very important mouse – The randomness mouse.
Erebus Point of View
Warning: The following section contains a broken fourth wall. Please skip it because it may cause insane laughing and kill you.
I'm going to break the fourth wall! You were warned!
Why was the battle told in the point of view of a mouse?
You were warned.
Anyways, ignoring the mouse, we'll get back on track.
Mechanic Report: The fourth wall has been fixed. The characters will have a thought about mice, but it will soon dissipate.
Why am I thinking about a mouse? Oh well.
"I am Erebus, commander of the Seventh Squad of the Chaotic Nation. Would you like to join my squad umm … umm … what's – your – name?"
"My name's Axel Jones! I'm an immortal demigod 100+ years old! I accept!"
"Alright Mr. Axel Jones – can I call you Axe? – Welcome to the Seventh Squad." I then proceed to teleport him to out headquarters.
All right. Perhaps someone who can manipulate the earth, so a Hades or even a Gaea. So time to – whoa, Gaea's here now? Author's Note: She's not evil in this story. Remember, no HoO. Well that was convenient. I fly down to speak to her, and doesn't this give anyone else déjà vu?
"Erebus. I know you are recruiting for your own squad, and I must say, since you defeated Kronos who killed my husband, I decided to help you out a bit. Planí̱ti̱s Gi̱ Máchi̱-Tsekoúri (Planet Earth Battle-Axe) is 11 years old, and he needs training. Will you take him in?"
"Certainly, Lady Gaea."
"Thank you, Erebus."
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