Bakura's Journal
By Liz
O_O Who knew people actually liked this story? Maybe I'll win the fanfic contest for my genre! Hehe
Oh yeah...I don't have access to my e-mail so anyone who sends me e-mail, I won't get it for a while hehehe...in fact, when I last checked it yesterday, I had 116 e-mails all with a purpose! ^_~
Anyone who's read "Our Messed Up Yu-Gi-Oh Fanfic" will love me right about now...if they liked it that is...I HAVE A PICTURE OF STACEY (THE GUY!?) Yeah, that Stacey...mwahahaha...go to my bio to find the link ^_~
On to Chapter 4!
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It's been a while Journal...
I finally found you!
Ryou took you away and I've been looking for you ever since! And now...I found you!
...
I would hug you but I'm not that kind of person.
Ryou never told me what it was he wanted to tell me. You know, what Jounouchi said or whatever. Oh well. I bet it wasn't important.
However...what IS important is that I BEAT THE PHARAOH IN A DUEL! How did I do it you ask? Well, it wasn't exactly a fair duel...and he kinda was under the mind control of Malik, but that's not the point! The point is: I beat the pharaoh in a duel! Ha!
The prize? Well, I won the Sennen Puzzle! HA!
Look at it! It is shiny and pretty! It is gold and nice and...fake. Damn. I was so close!
...
Ryou's away for the weekend. Something about "School Academic Camp" or something. Uhh...yeah. I was just as confused as you are.
What to do, what to do? Hmm...oh yeah! I'll tell you about the terrible conversation I had with Ryou's evil father!
Here I was minding my own business when he comes walking into the room demanding entrance. Being the nice person that I am, I kindly let him in.
Mean old father complaining about how he "doesn't know me" and that I'm a "troublemaker" and things like that. Being offended, I told him that he was mistaken. But of course, he doesn't believe me and starts attacking me with a knife. I safely dodged out of the way, but he wasn't so fortunate and fell out the window.
Poor stupid fool is now in the hospital with slashes through his back and chest made by a knife. Hey, he could have done it to himself! Why does everyone look at me like that when I tell this story?
I hope Ryou's not going to be mad at me for trying to stay alive.
Update on world domination! There is now one less human on the earth thanks to me and my brilliant mind of evilness! One down and 4,999,999,999 left! Mwahaha!
Sennen item list still same thanks to pharaoh's stupid tricky hikari.
Made an attempt to steal Isis's item. Though I failed I thought the mission was rather successful seeing as I ran into her psycho brother. Me and him almost had possession of the Sennen Puzzle! So close!
It took a while but I finally got all the perfume and hair spray off me! Damn that girl! I will never be able to live this down! I think I'll need to pay a little visit to her house with a knife or something else that just happens to be sharp and or pointy.
Or maybe I'll just bring a nice poison that will slowly kill her...yes...
Mwahaha...I think I shall keep my plans of killing that girl to myself seeing as you are too young to hear such gruesome things.
I'm so bored. The house is empty. There is nothing to do. I would throw a party but all my friends are dead...duh.
Look, a bird just flew by the window. Mmm...bird...sounds good...raw meat...bleeding flesh...
Was I getting to gruesome for you? I'm not sorry...you need to get out more.
I'm talking to an inanimate object...
No wonder people think I'm crazy...
But who cares! Hahaha! I am crazy! Ha! Yes! Me! Crazy! I'm still talking to an inanimate object! Hello Journal!
Where was that place Malik was sent because people thought he was insane after he was running down the halls screaming "Get out of my head"? I swear he was talking to his yami but that's not what I want to know.
What was that? Mental hospital? Ah yes...I'm going to have to visit there...
...
Did I just hear you talk?
AH! I'm going even more crazy! Help!
...
I'm sorry I just threw you across the room Journal.
Look now, I'm apologizing to you...I never apologize! Something is wrong with me! Ever since Ryou gave me you I've been...wait...
It's your fault! Die!
...
I didn't mean that I'm sorry again.
NO! Stop apologizing Bakura! Stop it stop it stop it!
...
Whatever.
Oh! Gossip time! So unlike me I know, but I have to tell someone or I will die!
I caught the pharaoh and his hikari making out behind the high school Ryou attends.
Mwahaha!
And this was no ordinary make out session. This was like, tongue war, hands roaming, someone-is-going-to-choke kind of make out session. It was like...yucky. Of course we always think it's ugly when other people do it, but when we do it, it's just fine if not addicting.
How would I know? Well, I don't!
Anyways, they caught me watching their little make out session and glared at me. Did I leave? No, of course not. So they glared some more and I continued to glare back until finally they just shrugged it off and went back to sucking each other's faces.
Of course being the normal and concerned person that I am, I told on them! Hehe...I mean, I told someone that they were doing this so they could get help! Yeah, that's good...I mean right! Whatever. So I walked down to the Game Shop and casually walked inside where I was greeted by the elderly Mutou who was tending to a problem with some duel monster card orders.
Yeah...casually...and...greeted...more like almost thrown out.
Oh well. So I told him that I was concerned about the Pharaoh and Yuugi's well being and told him that I saw them making out.
The look on his face was priceless.
...
Okay, maybe I wasn't concerned and maybe I didn't tell him the part about the well being...it was more like:
~Me: Lalala! I know something you don't know!
Old Man: Get out you crazy psycho!
Me: Fine, I guess you don't want to know about what happened to Yuugi...
Old Man: What about Yuugi?
Me: Oh nothing...other than I found him making out with some guy named Pharaoh...I mean...Yami behind the high school...
Old Man: I don't believe you...
Me: Oh really?~
Hehe...
That's when I took out the pictures...
~Me: See...
Old Man: Oh my!
Me: Mwahahaha...yes...take the pictures...yes...punish them...yes...
Old Man: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Old Man: Okay then...get out of my store!~
And that would be where he kicked me out. Sad isn't it? I'm such a good liar it scares even me sometimes...
I just had to tell you that! It was so...fun to do! Hahaha!
Next day they were after me with evil glints in their eyes.
That Yuugi kid gets more like the Pharaoh everyday!
...
I've pretty much talked myself out.
...
There has to be something to talk about.
...
I know! Umm...no...wait...uh oh...
I hear voices! It's Ryou! He's home!
I'm going to go and "glomp" him mwahaha...just to have him be scared yes...hehe
Um...bye?
...
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Liz: WEE!! Another chapter!
Bakura: Mwahahaha
Yami: How DARE you tell Grandpa!! DIE!!
Bakura: ACK!
Liz: -_-;;
Anyone remember that nice little "GO" button? Yeah...that one! ^_^ Yup, down there, it's purple! I see your mouse cursor moving slowly to it, then clicking it, then you typing a nice little message saying how much you loved Chapter 4 of "Bakura's Journal", then you hitting "Submit Review" and me receiving it and smiling...ooh...I'm getting excited already! ^_^
Bakura: Psycho!
Liz: Thanks other psycho
Bakura: ^_^
Liz: ^_^
Yami: Okay...-_-;;
By Liz
O_O Who knew people actually liked this story? Maybe I'll win the fanfic contest for my genre! Hehe
Oh yeah...I don't have access to my e-mail so anyone who sends me e-mail, I won't get it for a while hehehe...in fact, when I last checked it yesterday, I had 116 e-mails all with a purpose! ^_~
Anyone who's read "Our Messed Up Yu-Gi-Oh Fanfic" will love me right about now...if they liked it that is...I HAVE A PICTURE OF STACEY (THE GUY!?) Yeah, that Stacey...mwahahaha...go to my bio to find the link ^_~
On to Chapter 4!
******
It's been a while Journal...
I finally found you!
Ryou took you away and I've been looking for you ever since! And now...I found you!
...
I would hug you but I'm not that kind of person.
Ryou never told me what it was he wanted to tell me. You know, what Jounouchi said or whatever. Oh well. I bet it wasn't important.
However...what IS important is that I BEAT THE PHARAOH IN A DUEL! How did I do it you ask? Well, it wasn't exactly a fair duel...and he kinda was under the mind control of Malik, but that's not the point! The point is: I beat the pharaoh in a duel! Ha!
The prize? Well, I won the Sennen Puzzle! HA!
Look at it! It is shiny and pretty! It is gold and nice and...fake. Damn. I was so close!
...
Ryou's away for the weekend. Something about "School Academic Camp" or something. Uhh...yeah. I was just as confused as you are.
What to do, what to do? Hmm...oh yeah! I'll tell you about the terrible conversation I had with Ryou's evil father!
Here I was minding my own business when he comes walking into the room demanding entrance. Being the nice person that I am, I kindly let him in.
Mean old father complaining about how he "doesn't know me" and that I'm a "troublemaker" and things like that. Being offended, I told him that he was mistaken. But of course, he doesn't believe me and starts attacking me with a knife. I safely dodged out of the way, but he wasn't so fortunate and fell out the window.
Poor stupid fool is now in the hospital with slashes through his back and chest made by a knife. Hey, he could have done it to himself! Why does everyone look at me like that when I tell this story?
I hope Ryou's not going to be mad at me for trying to stay alive.
Update on world domination! There is now one less human on the earth thanks to me and my brilliant mind of evilness! One down and 4,999,999,999 left! Mwahaha!
Sennen item list still same thanks to pharaoh's stupid tricky hikari.
Made an attempt to steal Isis's item. Though I failed I thought the mission was rather successful seeing as I ran into her psycho brother. Me and him almost had possession of the Sennen Puzzle! So close!
It took a while but I finally got all the perfume and hair spray off me! Damn that girl! I will never be able to live this down! I think I'll need to pay a little visit to her house with a knife or something else that just happens to be sharp and or pointy.
Or maybe I'll just bring a nice poison that will slowly kill her...yes...
Mwahaha...I think I shall keep my plans of killing that girl to myself seeing as you are too young to hear such gruesome things.
I'm so bored. The house is empty. There is nothing to do. I would throw a party but all my friends are dead...duh.
Look, a bird just flew by the window. Mmm...bird...sounds good...raw meat...bleeding flesh...
Was I getting to gruesome for you? I'm not sorry...you need to get out more.
I'm talking to an inanimate object...
No wonder people think I'm crazy...
But who cares! Hahaha! I am crazy! Ha! Yes! Me! Crazy! I'm still talking to an inanimate object! Hello Journal!
Where was that place Malik was sent because people thought he was insane after he was running down the halls screaming "Get out of my head"? I swear he was talking to his yami but that's not what I want to know.
What was that? Mental hospital? Ah yes...I'm going to have to visit there...
...
Did I just hear you talk?
AH! I'm going even more crazy! Help!
...
I'm sorry I just threw you across the room Journal.
Look now, I'm apologizing to you...I never apologize! Something is wrong with me! Ever since Ryou gave me you I've been...wait...
It's your fault! Die!
...
I didn't mean that I'm sorry again.
NO! Stop apologizing Bakura! Stop it stop it stop it!
...
Whatever.
Oh! Gossip time! So unlike me I know, but I have to tell someone or I will die!
I caught the pharaoh and his hikari making out behind the high school Ryou attends.
Mwahaha!
And this was no ordinary make out session. This was like, tongue war, hands roaming, someone-is-going-to-choke kind of make out session. It was like...yucky. Of course we always think it's ugly when other people do it, but when we do it, it's just fine if not addicting.
How would I know? Well, I don't!
Anyways, they caught me watching their little make out session and glared at me. Did I leave? No, of course not. So they glared some more and I continued to glare back until finally they just shrugged it off and went back to sucking each other's faces.
Of course being the normal and concerned person that I am, I told on them! Hehe...I mean, I told someone that they were doing this so they could get help! Yeah, that's good...I mean right! Whatever. So I walked down to the Game Shop and casually walked inside where I was greeted by the elderly Mutou who was tending to a problem with some duel monster card orders.
Yeah...casually...and...greeted...more like almost thrown out.
Oh well. So I told him that I was concerned about the Pharaoh and Yuugi's well being and told him that I saw them making out.
The look on his face was priceless.
...
Okay, maybe I wasn't concerned and maybe I didn't tell him the part about the well being...it was more like:
~Me: Lalala! I know something you don't know!
Old Man: Get out you crazy psycho!
Me: Fine, I guess you don't want to know about what happened to Yuugi...
Old Man: What about Yuugi?
Me: Oh nothing...other than I found him making out with some guy named Pharaoh...I mean...Yami behind the high school...
Old Man: I don't believe you...
Me: Oh really?~
Hehe...
That's when I took out the pictures...
~Me: See...
Old Man: Oh my!
Me: Mwahahaha...yes...take the pictures...yes...punish them...yes...
Old Man: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Old Man: Okay then...get out of my store!~
And that would be where he kicked me out. Sad isn't it? I'm such a good liar it scares even me sometimes...
I just had to tell you that! It was so...fun to do! Hahaha!
Next day they were after me with evil glints in their eyes.
That Yuugi kid gets more like the Pharaoh everyday!
...
I've pretty much talked myself out.
...
There has to be something to talk about.
...
I know! Umm...no...wait...uh oh...
I hear voices! It's Ryou! He's home!
I'm going to go and "glomp" him mwahaha...just to have him be scared yes...hehe
Um...bye?
...
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Liz: WEE!! Another chapter!
Bakura: Mwahahaha
Yami: How DARE you tell Grandpa!! DIE!!
Bakura: ACK!
Liz: -_-;;
Anyone remember that nice little "GO" button? Yeah...that one! ^_^ Yup, down there, it's purple! I see your mouse cursor moving slowly to it, then clicking it, then you typing a nice little message saying how much you loved Chapter 4 of "Bakura's Journal", then you hitting "Submit Review" and me receiving it and smiling...ooh...I'm getting excited already! ^_^
Bakura: Psycho!
Liz: Thanks other psycho
Bakura: ^_^
Liz: ^_^
Yami: Okay...-_-;;