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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Four
Dodge Random Objects
The host is standing on his usual spot on the dock of shame. "Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, the Poison Mushrooms defeated the Fat Fireflowers once again in the awake-a-thon when Bow managed to stay awake three seconds longer than Koops. Pauline created the very first alliance with Rosalina, Waluigi, Goombella, and Yoshi. Pauline's trick to get the other team to break apart continues when Janelle is the one that was sent home. Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will Bow and Koops be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the most humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Mario Total Drama Island!"
The Opening Sequence Begins
The first scene begins in front of the main lodge. Most of the campers are tiredly walking inside from the brutal awake-a-thon. Paparazzi appear with Zip Toad before he walks inside. He flips his rough blonde hair back and starts posing for them.
"Yeah, I'm the best. Look at my big muscles!" Zip Toad exclaims as he flexes his boney arms.
The paparazzi hound Zip Toad with multiple questions. Many of them want to know who Zip Toad's girlfriend is, some want to know what movies he's planning to do, and some only care about what shampoo he uses.
"Ugh. Don't you get tired of getting your picture taken?" Wendy asks in annoyance.
"No, I get used to it. It's my life." Zip Toad flips his hair back and continues posing for pictures. "I didn't climb the ladder of success for nothing you know."
"You know, people like you sicken me!" Wendy spits in disgust.
Zip Toad just laughs. "You're just jealous that you'll never be as famous as I am." He pulls off his sunglasses to reveal his eyes don't have bags under them unlike most of the other campers.
Bow wipes her tired eyes and then asks, "How the heck do you not have bags under your eyes?"
"I have my ways… or should I say, creams." Zip Toad responds, then he turns and smiles at the paparazzi so they get more pictures of him. "Bow, you're pretty awesome for winning the challenge for our team last challenge."
"I know I was!" Bow sassily replies. She takes out her Boo Bell and rings it loudly to summon her butler. "Bootler! Carry me to the main lodge before I pass out!"
When Bow is carried into the main lodge all the Poison Mushrooms cheer for her. Bootler sits her down gently.
"There's our champion!" Mario announces with great pride.
Peach stands up and holds up her glass of orange juice. "Cheers to Bow!" everyone holds up their glasses and then drinks their orange juice.
"I am so tired right now." Bow tells the people on her team.
"Whatever. Our a team is a the best! Unlike their team of losers!" Mario exclaims and then he points over to the Fat Fireflowers.
Birdo stands up in anger. Then she yells to Mario, "Shut up! Our team has been running into a lot of obstacles!"
"Nah, you're all just losers." Mario comments with a laugh. Birdo runs over to Mario and chokes him.
"Who are the losers now?" Birdo asks while she continues choking Mario. Eventually Bowser and Wario pull her off him.
"Attacking me a won't a get you a guys a win!" Mario states which follows with a loud annoying laugh.
"Just ignore him. He's just trying to make you angry." Wario tells Birdo who just nods.
"Maybe she needs some of my weed?" Shy Guy suggests and Birdo turns and gives him a death glare.
"Last challenge, I think our loss was inevitable, so I'm not going to mourn over that. We have to step it up this challenge!" Prince Mush announces.
Koops walks into the main lodge. He almost falls on the ground because he's so tired.
"Hey guys." Koops says, he yawns for a second then continues talking. "What's for breakfast?"
"Cereal and milk." Bowser responds.
Koops looks around and then asks, "Uh… what kind of cereal?"
"I think it's frosted flakes…" Daisy answers as she twists her spoon around in her bowl of cereal.
"Those aren't frosted…" Zess T utters to herself and then she scratches dandruff out of her hair. "That's not a good sign…"
Zip Toad finally walks into the mess hall and holds his arms out in joy. "I'm here! I know all of you were waiting for my arrival!" He announces and then he walks over to Zess T who sneaks him a tray with a plate of scrambled eggs, bacon, and sausage. Another plate on the tray is a small stack of pancakes with butter and blueberry syrup. Orange juice is also on the tray. "Thanks, yo, I'll sign more stuff for you later!"
Mona stands up. "Wait. How come Zip Toad gets all that good stuff for breakfast while the rest of us have to eat this stale cereal?"
"Because he still needs to sign some stuff for me okay?" Zess T snaps then she turns and smiles at Zip Toad.
"Oh. Wait until Donkey Kong hears about this!" Mona snaps back as she crosses her arms and sits back down.
"Aye, maybe one day you may be as famous as me. Then you'll understand why I need special treatment." Zip Toad tells Mona who just rolls her eyes after he says this.
"Ugh. You're so conceited, most of your movies weren't even that good…" Mona comments which is followed by a loud gasp from Zip Toad, Zess T, and Goombella.
"Ohmigosh! Like, how dare you say such a thing!" Goombella responds.
"Don't disrespect the king!" Zip Toad tells Mona.
"The king? Your name is just clever play on Zip Code." Mona responds and rolls her eyes.
"Aye. Baby, it's okay, you're obviously jealous of my awesome name and stuff, no need to hide it. Express your envy, or be like all the others and adore me!" The famous Toad exclaims with confidence.
"Think what you must…" Mona rolls her eyes.
Bow examines her cereal. "This cereal is so-" She slams her head into the bowl of cereal and falls asleep.
"Okay guys, we need to up our game! We're two players down and I'm sick of losing challenges!" Birdo tells her teammates.
"Then best believe we need to work hard as a team this upcoming challenge to show dat other team who be is the boss." Luigi states.
"Yeah. We should stay positive though, this cereal doesn't taste that good. I want pancakes, I wish there was a diner on the island so we could get pancakes, I want to watch The Mole." Daisy responds and then covers her mouth.
"If we focused on challenges instead of getting high, we might win one for a change!" Bowser roars and snatches a blunt out of Shy Guy's mouth.
"Chill, bro." Shy Guy says, "But you might need that blunt more than me."
Prince Mush looks over at Toadette who appears to be in deep thought about something.
"What you thinking about?" Prince Mush asks.
"There's twenty-four of us and only one comes out…" She states with forced emotion. Then she looks away and bites her tongue.
"Uh, you must still be tired…" Prince Mush comments.
Pauline stands up and says, "Um, space girl, hippie, Goombella, Yoshi, I need to talk to you guys."
"Okay." Yoshi chants. "Let's talk!"
"Let's go outside to talk." Pauline orders while looking around at all the other campers sitting in the main lodge.
Bow wakes up and wipes the milk off her face.
"What is up with them five?" Peach asks the tired ghost, referring to Pauline and her alliance.
"I think they started up an alliance of some sort. I'm telling you, I don't trust that Pauline girl, she seems all devious, sneaking around and such." Bow replies which follows with a yawn.
"That's interesting, because I don't trust her either." Peach confesses.
"I can't believe I actually have something in common with the girl that beat me with a bat." Bow comments.
"Oh yeah, sorry about that. I'm trying to control my anger, I really am."
"It's okay." Bow laughs. "You know what they say. Nothing brings two people together like a hatred of a third person." They both look at Pauline who is dragging Rosalina out of the main lodge.
"I'll say, you didn't have to drag me." Rosalina states.
"Yeah, sorry about that but this is really important. Ok, now I have a few ground rules of the alliance. Rule one is that I'm the captain of this alliance and I'm making all the decisions. You all are free to suggest strategies to me, but I'm making all the rules for this alliance." Pauline instructs her alliance members.
"What if like we choose not to like follow your rules?" Goombella asks in fear.
"Great question! That brings me to rule number two. Rule number two is if you choose to break the rules it will result in you getting kicked out of the alliance. That's all my rules, for now at least."
"Uh, so we have to vote with you every time we lose a challenge?" Waluigi asks.
"Yes, and if you don't, I will know about it." Pauline smiles deviously.
Waluigi shrugs. "Fine by me…"
Pauline and her alliance all walk back into the main lodge and sit down. Just as they sit down Donkey Kong walks in.
"Good morning everyone are you guys ready for your next challenge?" Donkey Kong asks with his infamous condescending grin.
"DK, how come Zip Toad gets good food while the rest of us have to eat stale cereal? That's not fair." Mona complains.
"Just get over it." Zip Toad tells Mona. He takes a large bite out of his pancakes and says while his mouth is full, "I'm clearly better than you!"
"Life isn't fair. Do you realize how much Zip Toad will help gain viewers for this show? Do you realize how much he'll help the ratings? Anyways, the next challenge starts in five minutes." Donkey Kong responds to Mona's complaint.
"Ugh, I'm too tired for challenges." Koops states as he lies his head down for a second but Bowser slaps him to keep him awake.
"That's loser talk, we need to win this next challenge!" Bowser orders.
"Now that's the enthusiasm we need on this team." Dry Bones grins. "Let's do this."
"This challenge better be easier than that awake-a-thon. That was probably the hardest thing I've ever done in my life." Wendy comments as she walks out of the main lodge with the rest of the campers.
All the campers and Donkey Kong are now in a large dodge ball stadium surrounded by glass walls. There are bleachers to the side for the campers to sit down on when they are not playing.
"Initially, we were just going to make you all play a normal game of dodge ball but that's not really fun on us. So instead of using dodge balls to throw at each other, me and Zess T thought of something more interesting. You guys will be playing with random objects we found on the island before the show started. These items include, a boomerang, an anchor, a large pot, a tennis ball, a refrigerator, and of course, a dodge ball."
"Did you just say an anchor? Can't somebody get hurt from that?" Shy Guy asks.
"I'm more worried about the refrigerator." Mona comments in fear.
Donkey Kong laughs. "It will make the game a lot more interesting. So who wants to play in the first game?"
"Wait. Left on the island? This island was abandoned, how the heck did a refrigerator get here?" Daisy asks.
"Yeah, it couldn't have washed up from the water because it would sink." Bowser adds.
"Don't question it, just play. Now seriously, who is going first?" Donkey Kong asks. The camera shifts to show all of the campers looking terrified to play. "Alright, I'll decide. Pauline, Yoshi, Mario, Zip Toad, Waluigi, and Mona are playing for the Mushrooms. Birdo, Bowser, Luigi, Dry Bones, Daisy, and Janette will be playing for the Fireflowers. Get into positions."
Mona – "I used to play dodge ball all the time because my high school has a dodge ball team. I'm really aggressive when it comes to sports, or anything competitive really… I'm actually kind of happy I'm playing in the first game. I just wish I could hit Zip Toad with that refrigerator."
Zip Toad – "Hey all you ladies out there. How are you all doing? This is my first time using the confessional. Hmm, it's too bad I don't have any innermost thoughts right now. So yeah. Stay Cool. Zip Toad out."
Daisy – "This challenge could be the funnest or the scariest challenge or both. I saw a cat on the island the other day, or was it a squirrel? Squirrels are cute."
It returns to the last scene except all the campers playing in the first game are now in position. All the other campers are sitting on the bleachers prepared to cheer on their teams.
"The first team to win three games wins the challenge. Try not to get too injure yourselves." Donkey Kong announces.
"Come on, we can do this you guys. I'm pretty sure me and Bowser can handle this. So everyone else get behind us." Birdo orders.
"Okay, let's go!" Daisy cheers.
"Yeah… we're probably all gonna die…" Janette states.
"Think positive!" Bowser gives Janette an evil glare.
"Fine, I'm POSITIVE we're all going to die!" Janette sassily replies.
"Your attitude is really unappealing." Dry Bones tells Janette.
"Well of course I have an attitude; both my sisters got eliminated in a row!" Janette yells to her team.
"Wanna make it three in a row?" Luigi asks and Janette shakes her head. "So I suggest you change yo' attitude before you get eliminated also."
Janette sighs. "Let's just get this challenge over with…"
"Three… two… one… start!" Donkey Kong yells and then blows a whistle.
The game starts and the first thing Bowser does is drag the refrigerator over to his team's side of the court. Birdo drags the anchor to keep everyone safe. Yoshi throws the tennis ball at the other team but misses and breaks one of the walls and the tennis ball lands outside of the dodge ball court.
"Hmm Mario, and you said attacking you won't help us win?" Birdo picks up the anchor and tosses at him.
"Um, Mamma mi-AHHHHH!" Mario screams. The anchor hits him and knocks him on the ground. "Ohhh. Plumber down! Plumber down!"
"Ugh. You are going to pay for that!" Mona shouts as she grabs the pot. She throws the pot at Birdo. Birdo ducks just in time, but the pot hits Dry Bones as his bones fly everywhere. DK blows the whistle twice and motions Mario and Dry Bones off the court.
"I didn't even feel that…" Dry Bones laughs as an intern sweeps all his body parts together and then sweeps him off the dodge ball court.
"Oh you think you're tough. Listen here fake boobs, it's on." Birdo shouts to Mona.
"Oh no you didn't just call me that!" Mona replies.
Bowser lifts up the refrigerator and tosses it over to the other side in Zip Toad's direction. Zip Toad gets scared and holds Pauline in front of him as a shield.
"Oh goodness! I'm just way too gorgeous to get hit!" Zip Toad exclaims.
"Let go of me you idiot! Can't you just duck?" Pauline struggles to move.
Somehow Pauline gets crushed by the refrigerator, leaving Zip Toad perfectly fine. "Oh… you are going to pay for this…" She falls on the ground and passes out.
"Thank goodness I'm safe, in the end, that's all that really matters." Zip Toad laughs. Suddenly the tennis ball, which was brought back into the game by an intern, hits him in the face and breaks his sunglasses. "Those were brand new! Oh well. I can order new ones."
Donkey Kong blows his whistle and says, "Zip Toad, you're out!"
"Awesome! I'll be safe on the bleachers!" Zip Toad shouts in happiness.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that…" Donkey Kong replies.
"Nonsense. I'll be fine!" Zip Toad exclaims and the he walks over to the bleachers to sit down.
"Take this!" Janette shouts as she throws the boomerang. It doesn't hit anyone on its first way up, but it hits Waluigi on its way back to Janette.
Waluigi sighs. "I knew I wouldn't last long in such a violent game… " He walks to the bleachers and sits down next to Rosalina.
"Waluigi! Are you okay?" Rosalina asks in fear.
"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for asking." Waluigi smiles at Rosalina.
"Wow. People are getting hit with refrigerators out there and you're asking if a guy that got hit with a boomerang is okay? What has this world come to?" Pianta asks.
Suddenly Bowser gets hit in the face with the dodge ball and Janette gets hit in the stomach with the tennis ball.
"That tennis ball actually really hurt…" Janette gasps.
"Oh you big baby…" Bowser replies sarcastically.
"It did. People can throw the tennis ball a lot harder than the other things on this court!" Janette justifies, but Bowser just rolls his eyes.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle. "Janette, Bowser! Both of you off the court!" They walk off the court to the bleachers while the game continues.
Birdo picks up the pot, Luigi picks up the dodge ball, and Daisy grabs the tennis ball. They all throw their items at the same time and all the items hit Yoshi.
"Well that worked out!" Daisy squealed.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle. "Yo, Yoshi. You're out."
"I hate you all!" Yoshi exclaims as he runs over to the bleachers in sadness and sits down to cheer on Mona who is his last teammate remaining.
"You three are going down!" Mona shouts as she picks up the tennis ball.
"Hah! You're gonna miss!" Birdo taunts.
"Ugh. I'm bored, so I'm leaving to go smoke." Shy Guy announces.
"We may need you for the next game." Wario replies.
"I'll be back right away. It has been like a whole day without me smoking. That means there is a problem. I'm out." Shy Guy states.
"Wait… you were just smoking earlier in the mess hall…" Wario replies.
"Bowser ruined that for me, so I have to ACTUALLY smoke now." Shy Guy states with air quotes when he says actually.
Wario shrugs and says, "Hurry back."
"Don't worry. Worry isn't good for you." Shy Guy responds.
Mona – "The object I'm most worried about is the tennis ball. It's impossible to catch and undetectable. People can throw that much faster than the other objects. That thing is harmful."
Goombella – "It's, like, so totally boring, like, watching them play. I feel like as if the game will, like, never end."
Birdo – "I must admit, Mona is a worthy opponent. But, our team lost two challenges. It's about time we'd win one for once."
Mona throws the tennis ball as hard as she can and it hits Luigi in his groin causing him to fall on the ground in pain.
"Oh dear. " Luigi groans in pain.
"Luigi, are you okay?" Daisy asks, losing her focus on the game which causes her to get hit by a boomerang Mona throws at her. "Ouch."
"Get me to the bleachers so I can lay down." Luigi tells Daisy. She drags him over to the bleachers.
"And then there was just one! This is too easy!" Mona exclaims in joy.
Birdo looks around in fear because she has nothing to throw but the refrigerator. Suddenly the boomerang Mona threw comes back and hits Mona in the face ending the game.
"And the Fat Fireflowers win the first game!" Donkey Kong announces, which is followed with several light cheers from the Fat Fireflowers.
"What?" Mona responds.
Birdo – "I actually beat her… that was way easier than I thought it would be."
Mona – She smacks her forehead."How could I forget that I threw that boomerang, ugh I'm such a loser! But at least I'm a pretty one…" She bats her eyelashes.
"Alright. For game two, Pianta, Peach, Rosalina, Boo, Bow, and Wendy are playing for the Poison Mushrooms. Shy Guy, Wario, Toadette, Prince Mush, Koops, and Daisy are playing for the Fat Fireflowers." Donkey Kong announces.
"I'm playing two games in a row? Oh my gosh, you're deliberately trying to kill me!" Daisy states.
"Meh, perhaps not deliberately…" Donkey Kong laughs. "Now, where's Shy Guy?"
"He went out to, um, get something." Wario responds with hesitation.
"Well, if he isn't here in five minutes, you guys forfeit the match." Donkey Kong tells the Fat Fireflowers who all gasp.
"Ugh, I'll go get him." Birdo stomps out of the dodge ball court to retrieve her masked teammate.
Shy Guy is smoking out front of the Poison Mushrooms' cabin. He seems carefree and happy as he plays soft island music.
"Now this is the life." He says to himself.
"There you are! Come on, we have a game to win. You're playing!" Birdo shouts to Shy Guy who is just staring at her.
"No, I don't feel like playing right now. There's so much more to life than dodge ball, Birdo, much much more to life!" Shy Guy states as he turns around with his arms crossed.
"If you don't play we forfeit the game, so you're playing! Now put the weed down and come with me!" Birdo demands with rage.
"No. I'm not in the mood for dodge ball right now. I wanna live my life, MY way, live it to the fullest." Shy Guy replies.
"You do realize that'll get you eliminated, right?" Birdo responds.
"Can't you see that I'm not in the mood?" Shy Guy replies.
"I don't care. I don't want to lose this challenge because you're not in the mood. You're going whether you like it or not." Birdo states.
""How are you gonna make me?" Shy Guy laughs.
Birdo picks Shy Guy up, which makes him scream like a girl. Birdo runs back to the dodge ball court to finish the game.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Someone help me! I'm being kidnapped! She's gonna kill me!" Shy Guy shouts loudly.
"Oh shut up." Birdo responds in annoyance.
Birdo reaches the dodge ball court and throws Shy Guy on the ground. Donkey Kong stops a timer he was using.
"Just in time. Everyone get in position." He instructs.
"Heh heh. I'm gonna scare you all outta your minds." Boo states with an evil laugh, but he hiccups in the middle of his laugh causing all the other campers to laugh at him. "What? I'm scary!"
"I'm not playing. I really am not in the mood for all this." Shy Guy states as he stands up.
Donkey Kong looks at Shy Guy in confusion. "Are you sure? This will give the other team an automatic win for this game and could cause your team to lose the challenge as a whole. Most likely you'll be the one voted off if you don't play."
"Oh he's playing!" Birdo shouts.
"Fine. I'll play. But, I'm getting out right in the beginning." Shy Guy says as the weed starts kicking in.
"No you're not!" Birdo shouts to Shy Guy who just rolls his eyes.
"Group huddle!" Daisy yells. All of the Fat Fireflowers playing this dodge ball game huddle up to discuss the plan.
"So, um, what's the plan?" Koops asks.
"I think we should stay away from that boomerang, it's caused nothing but trouble for the other team, so let them continue to use it." Toadette states.
"Yeah, I agree with her, the boomerang is bad news, but then again most news is…" Prince Mush replies and then he smiles at Toadette.
"I kinda like the boomerang…" Daisy sighs. "But anyways, we should all get the other teams' best player playing out first! Who do y'all suppose that is?"
"I think we should all go after Pianta since that's their strongest player." Wario states.
"Hm, I'm actually thinking we should get the ghosts out first. I mean, they can turn invisible or whatever." Daisy says.
"Girls always be saying 'or whatever' at the end of every sentence. It's like, 'oh I'm wearing a red shirt or whatever'" Prince Mush complains.
"I'm eating ice cream to drown out my problems or whatever." Wario adds and everyone on his team but Daisy begins laughing.
"Yo, I just got hit by a bus, or whatever." Shy Guy adds and everyone but Daisy laughs even more.
"Can we please focus!" Daisy shouts in annoyance.
"…or whatever." Koops adds and all the guys on the team laugh, causing Daisy to slap her forehead.
"Anyways, for real talking now, I'd go after that weird space chick, she could use witchcraft or something to simultaneously get us all out at once." Shy Guy states.
Koops nods. "Actually, I agree with Shy Guy. The space girl could do anything. The smart thing to do is get her out right away."
"What about Pianta? We should be worrying about him too." Wario states.
"Pianta isn't harmful at all, he probably won't even throw anything. That space chick, you don't know what she's got," Shy Guy states. "or whatever."
"Can we stop with the or whatevers now? Also, what about Bow I mean she won the last challenge for her team and she may be very difficult to get out or whatever." Daisy says, hoping everyone would laugh but when they don't she crosses her arms in annoyance.
"Bow is like that walking dead right now because she's so tired." Koops states. "As am I."
"Yeah, right now she won't be as much of a threat to us." Prince Mush states.
"Well let's do this!" Shy Guy announces. "Let's all gang up on that creepy space chick, she won't know what hit her!"
The camera travels over to the Poison Mushrooms who are playing this dodge ball game.
"If they're huddling up then we should huddle up too." Peach states. Suddenly all six of them huddle up.
"So what's the plan?" Bow asks.
"There is no plan." Boo replies.
"Then why the heck are we huddled up?" Bow asks in annoyance.
"So they think we have a plan." Boo responds, referring to the other team, with a laugh.
"That's so dumb…" Bow complains.
"I have a strategy with the boomerang and if it works it could get them all out easily." Pianta states with a wide grin.
"Are you sure?" Wendy asks.
"Yeah, it's like an illusion. I learned the trick at magic camp so this is how it works first I'll need Peach to-" Pianta says then the screen cuts out to Peach in the confessional.
Peach – "I can honestly say Pianta is the best player on our team at everything. If it wasn't for him we would have lost that first challenge. He kept the team in line and helped me control my anger. My only problem is when teams are merged, he'll crush the competition because he's good at everything."
"Is everyone ready?" Donkey Kong asks all of the campers.
"Whoo! Let's play some dodge ball!" Daisy cheers loudly while holding her arms up. Prince Mush slaps his forehead.
"In three… two… one… start." Donkey Kong blows his whistle.
The Fat Fireflowers run up as fast as they can and grab all the objects they can carry except the boomerang and refrigerator. Wario attempts to throw the anchor but it lands on his foot and he screams and falls in pain.
"Okay, everyone throw it all at the space girl." Daisy tells her team.
"Can't you all see that I'm in pain? I need my garlic right now, it'll help me feel better." Wario cries as Pianta runs up and grabs the boomerang.
"Okay, you guys ready to try this?" Pianta asks his team.
Daisy throws the dodge ball at Rosalina, Shy Guy throws the pot, Koops throws the tennis ball, and Toadette and Prince Mush just stand there because they have nothing to throw. Everyone misses badly except Shy Guy who hit Rosalina in her shoulder lightly.
"Aw, I'm out… how are we supposed to do this without me?" Rosalina asks Pianta.
"Don't worry we can do it without you." Pianta responds with a thick loud laugh.
"Glad to see my usefulness to the team…" Rosalina utters sardonically as she levitates over to the bleachers and sits down.
"This better work." Peach tells Pianta.
"It should work, if done correctly. Besides, they have no items on their side so they can't do anything. That makes this a lot easier." Pianta states with a grin.
"Eh, I sure hope this works…" Wendy comments.
Pianta throws the boomerang at the wall as Bow slaps it which causes it to spin more. Peach kicks the boomerang and it flies over to Koops and Toadette. It hits Koops and bounces off his shell and hits Toadette as it flies back over to the other side.
"Thank goodness! Thank you so much!" Koops joyfully runs over to the bleachers so he can fall asleep.
"Hm, maybe the boomerang isn't so harmful after all…" Toadette comments and then she walks off the court.
"Time to get the rest of them!" Pianta says as he holds up the boomerang. "Wendy, Boo, it's your turn coming up now."
"Okay, I'm ready!" Boo announces.
"Wait a second!" Wendy cries and then she takes out her lipstick and smears it on her lips and puckers them once. Then she nods. "Okay, now I'm ready."
Pianta throws the boomerang at another wall and it bounces back to Boo who slaps it like Bow did. Wendy kicks the boomerang over to the other side. The boomerang hits Prince Mush on his face, then it spins over to Shy Guy and hits him, then it bounces off him and hits Daisy. The boomerang flies over to the other side and lands right in front of Pianta.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle, "Mush, Shy Guy, Daisy, you're all out!"
"Hey that's Prince Mush!" Prince Mush exclaims.
"That move is unfair!" Daisy complained. "How are we supposed to deflect that when it's bouncing off us like something that bounces off people?"
"…and the best comparison ever was made today…" Shy Guy sarcastically comments as the three of them walk over to the bleachers.
"Oh crud. How am I supposed to block this?" Wario asks his teammates that are all on the bleachers.
Pianta throws the boomerang to the ceiling and then everything begins going in slow motion. Bow slaps the boomerang with a pink fan over to Wendy. Wendy points to the boomerang then at Wario. She kicks the boomerang and it slowly flies over to the other side. Wario ducks and it misses him.
"Haha. You guys missed me!" Wario replies in a slow deep voice because the scene is still in slow motion. The boomerang slowly comes back and hits him in the back of the head. Suddenly the episode stops being in slow motion.
"And the Poison Mushrooms win the second game!" Donkey Kong announces which follows with light cheers from the Poison Mushrooms. "Both teams need two more wins to win the challenge!"
"Now you guys can choose who plays. Choose wisely." Donkey Kong tells the two teams.
"That Pianta guy is really smart, so chances are that he's gonna be playing in all the next games. We need someone sneaky and fast to go up there and get that boomerang." Birdo states.
"I'll do it!" Shy Guy volunteers.
"Oh, so now you want to play?" Birdo asks as she rolls her eyes.
"Wait what about Toadette, she's surely the fastest one here." Prince Mush states.
"Ugh. I'm too tired to run." Toadette complains.
"I should still play the next game because I'm awesome." Bowser laughs.
"But you're too big of a target!" Wario states.
"Oh and you're not?" Birdo asks with an eye roll.
Paparazzi walk inside the dodge ball court for Zip Toad. They begin taking as many pictures as they can.
"Zip Toad, who are you currently dating?" One of the reporters asks.
"Zip Toad, are you interested in any of the young ladies on this reality show currently?" Another reporter asks.
"I don't have a question, I just wanna touch your butt!" A female reporter shouts.
"Ugh. This paparazzi is so annoying. How did they find this island? It's not on the maps!" Donkey Kong asks in annoyance.
"Zip Toad can we get pictures of you in action?" A reporter asks.
"I'm playing in the next game!" Zip Toad demands to his teammates.
"Sure, go ahead." Pianta states.
"Yeah I'm like not playing at all because, like, I can't throw anything." Goombella states as she flips her hair back.
"Donkey Kong can she even do that?" Peach asks in annoyance.
"Yeah, there are no rules, the team decides who plays, so yeah, I think it's smart strategy to keep Goombella out of the game!" Donkey Kong answers.
"That's fine. Me, Peach, Zip Toad, Bow, Boo, and Mona got this!" Pianta tells Goombella.
"What about me?" Wendy asks in annoyance.
"Mona is a better player than you. Sorry." Pianta states.
Wendy crosses her arms and looks away. "Whatever. Just hurry up and finish the dumb game. I'm clearly a better player than Peach and Zip Toad."
"No you're not!" Mona laughs.
"I'm playing whether you're better than me or not!" Peach roars.
"I have to play because I'm fabulous!" Zip Toad flips his hair back and continues posing for the paparazzi.
"Okay I know who's playing for the Poison Mushrooms, who on the Fat Fireflowers is playing this game?" Donkey Kong asks.
"Me, Shy Guy, Bowser, Daisy, Birdo, and Luigi" Wario states with a wide grin.
"Oh alright, just leave me to play in every single game. Okay, yeah, that's fine." Daisy laughs.
"Sorry, but you aim the best on our team." Wario states, "You have to play!"
Daisy rolls her eyes, "Yeah, yeah."
"So are we starting or not?" Bowser asks in annoyance.
"Oh yeah, everyone get into positions, and make it snappy." Donkey Kong announces and then smiles at Bow.
"Is that supposed to be a joke?" Bow asks.
"Just get into positions…" Donkey Kong says.
All the campers get into their positions.
"Okay Shy Guy just grab the boomerang and don't throw it!" Wario instructs.
Shy Guy holds his right hand to his forehead. "Yes sir!"
"In three… two… one… start." Donkey Kong states and then he blows his whistle to start off the game.
Shy Guy runs forward as fast as he can and the he grabs the boomerang. He throws it on the ground.
Zip Toad grabs the dodge ball and does a bunch of random poses for the paparazzi. They continue to take pictures of him.
"You guys like that, don't you?" Zip Toad continues posing.
"Throw the ball!" A guy states as he continues taking pictures. "The magazines would love that!"
"I'm gonna roll it like a bowling ball." Zip Toad rolls the dodge ball over to the other side. "How do you like that?"
"Yes Zip Toad! Do it harder!" The girl that wanted to touch his butt screams and everyone on the bleachers looks over at her like she's insane.
"Can you focus on the game?" Mona asks Zip Toad in annoyance.
"I am focusing. What are talking about?" Zip Toad states, he turns he smiles at the cameras.
Mona slaps her forehead and says, "You just gave them a ball!"
"Oh, that's not a big deal." Zip Toad shakes his head, then he looks back at the paparazzi and smiles again.
"Can you stop looking at that stupid paparazzi and focus on the challenge?" Mona asks, and now she's getting annoyed.
"Hey, you're just-" Zip Toad says before Mona cuts her off.
"I'm not freaking jealous of you!" Mona snaps.
"Oh yeah, Wario gets the dodge ball!" Wario announces as he grabs the dodge ball. He throws the dodge ball but misses terribly and hits Donkey Kong in the side of his face.
"Ow. Not the face." Donkey Kong complains and rubs his cheek which was hit.
"Ahahahahha- " Birdo laughs loudly until she gets hit by the anchor. "Ouch."
"Ahahahahha-" Mona laughs and then gets hit with the refrigerator. "Ouch."
Donkey Kong blows his whistle and then says, "Birdo and Mona are O-U-T out!"
Zip Toad – "It's truly dangerous out there with all those random objects flying around. I'm willing to risk- well not my looks, but maybe my toe or something. Point is, I'm brave to be playing. Yeah."
The camera fades in and returns to the last scene. Daisy throws the pot at Zip Toad. Zip Toad ducks just in time.
"That almost hit me in my face!" Zip Toad shouts. Then he turns and looks at the paparazzi and smiles at them so they can take more pictures.
"Can you please focus?" Pianta asks since he he's also getting annoyed by Zip Toad.
"I am focusing!" Zip Toad defends himself.
"I'm gonna hit you pretty boy!" Birdo shouts as she lifts up the anchor and tosses it at Zip Toad.
Zip Toad notices the anchor plummeting towards him. He runs behind Pianta and accidentally pushes him forward. "Not in this lifetime!"
"What are you talking-" Pianta asks as the anchor hits him because he did not have enough time to respond. "You couldn't warn me pretty boy?" Pianta passes out.
"Nice going, you knocked out our best player! That makes me angry!" Peach shouts. "Where is my bat?"
"Aye, but I'm famous. I can't be getting my face messed up, brace face." Zip Toad argues which annoys Peach.
Peach lifts up the refrigerator, but as she does that Daisy throws the tennis ball and Peach gets hit in the stomach.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle and then he says, "Peach is out."
"Ugh!" Peach slams the refrigerator on the ground. "I can never do nothing!"
"I'm so bored…" Goombella complains as she continues watching the game.
"Wanna play would you rather?" Yoshi asks in boredom.
"Okay! Like that sounds like totally awesome!" Goombella responds.
"Would you rather kill a queen or a king?" Yoshi asks.
"Like I would kill the queen because, like, girls are freaking insane if their man is murdered or something like that." Goombella responds.
"Heh. I would also do that!" Yoshi laughs.
Peach sits right in between them and makes things awkward. Just as she sits down Daisy gets hit in the face with the dodge ball.
"DK, you're a baby. That didn't hurt me a bit." Daisy states with a laugh.
Donkey Kong rolls his eyes. "Well, you're out."
"I know, I know." Daisy states as she steps off the court and sits down in the bleachers. Suddenly Luigi gets hit with the pot that Boo throws.
"Ohhh the pain." Luigi cries as he falls on the ground.
Shy Guy gets upset and throws the boomerang at Boo and it hits him. The boomerang goes back to the other side and then it lands on the ground. Shy Guy picks it up again and throws it at Bow, Bow easily catches it and brings Mona back into the game. Mona runs on the court and immediately gets hit with the tennis ball the Bowser threw. Mona sighs and walks back over to the bleachers. Wario picks up the pot and hits Bow with it. Zip Toad is the only Poison Mushroom left in the game.
"Looks like Zip Toad is the only one left." Bowser laughs as he walks closer to the line that divides the two sides. Shy Guy and Wario walk up behind them and laugh with him.
"Ahh! Not the face! I quit! I quit!" Zip Toad cries loudly before anyone on the other team could throw anything.
"What a baby!" Wario comments.
"Hey. If you looked this good you'd know what it's like." Zip Toad snaps at the people on the opposing team.
"You sure you quit?" Donkey Kong asks.
Zip Toad nods. "Yes! Yes! Get me off this court!" He pleads.
"Okay, so I guess the Fat Fireflowers win this game!" Donkey Kong announces and many members on the Fat Fireflowers cheer.
"One more game and we win the challenge!" Prince Mush announces.
"If the Fat Fireflowers win one more game they win the challenge!" Donkey Kong announces and Prince Mush gives him an evil glare.
"Come on you guys we gotta win this!" Birdo cheers.
"I'll play this game! I'm not that tired anymore." Koops states.
"Hey, Toadette you want to play this game?" Janette asks Toadette who is laying down on the bleachers.
"No! I just wanna sleep." Toadette says while laying down. "I couldn't sleep last night because there was a cock roach on my bed…"
"So?" Shy Guy responds.
"It could crawl in my mouth while I'm sleeping!" Toadette replies. "I had to stay up to avoid that. I mean, I watched like five crawl in Daisy's mouth while she was sleeping."
Daisy's eyes begin twitching, "Oh. My. God."
"Well, I guess I'll play!" Janette announces. "I gotta prove myself to my team!"
"Okay." Birdo responds.
"Let's do this!" Wario says to his team.
Pauline and Mario come back from the infirmary.
"I'm playing this game! I don't care what any of you have to say about that." Pauline enforces to her team.
"My a head a still hurts." Mario states.
"I'm playing this game also." Zip Toad says and then he turns and smiles at the paparazzi again.
"Zip Toad you aren't playing! You cost us the last game!" Mona snaps.
"I'll try harder this time. That big koopa guy, Bowser, scares the heck out of me. He could break my nose or something." Zip Toad justifies.
"Oh. Bowser isn't so scary." Wendy responds.
The camera pans over to Bowser. Bowser burps and smoke comes out.
Wario fans the smoke away and asks, "Dude, what the heck did you eat?"
The camera pans back over to Zip Toad and Wendy.
"I'm pretty sure he just burped out flesh." Zip Toad states in fear.
Wendy laughs. "Oh. You big baby."
"Okay, so who's playing the next game?" Donkey Kong asks.
"Well Pianta is knocked out…" Rosalina comments. "…and he was our best player."
"Eh hem." Mona says under her breath.
"Me, Pauline, Mona, Peach, Mario, and Boo." Zip Toad states.
"Hey we never said you're playing! I wanted to play!" Rosalina snapped.
"Why do I have to play?" Mario asks.
"I guess it's to get back at Birdo…" Yoshi replies.
"Even though revenge is never a good thing…" Waluigi adds.
"Oh. But I can't lift the anchor or the fridge…" Mario sighs to himself.
"Throw that tennis ball in her snout." Peach laughs.
"And that wouldn't resolve anything…" Waluigi comments.
"You're irky." Peach tells Waluigi.
"Irky?" He responds.
"So, Zip Toad, Pauline, Mona, Peach, Mario, and Boo are playing this next game, yes?" Donkey Kong asks.
"Yes!" Zip Toad replies before anyone else could say anything.
"And who from the Fat Fireflowers will be playing?"
"Me, of course, Koops, Bowser, Daisy, Janette, and Shy Guy will play this game!" Birdo answers with confidence.
"Again? You're having me play again? I swear you guys are trying to get me injured." Daisy complains.
"Shut your yapping, you're playing whether you like it or not." Bowser says to Daisy.
"Why you guys never let me play?" Luigi asks.
"Yeah, why can't he take my place?" Daisy asks Birdo and Bowser.
"Because he can't aim as well as you can!" Bowser responds and then he laughs for some reason.
"Are you laughing at me?" Luigi asks.
"Oh, surely he's laughing at me." Daisy frowns.
"Well I guess I'll just sit here and be a cheerleader again…" Prince Mush sighs.
"You ain't the only one." Luigi adds.
"Oh suck it up." Birdo spits at both of them.
"Ok get in position everyone." Donkey Kong states.
Mona – "That Zip Toad is so annoying. He has, like, no use for our team whatsoever! If he causes our team to lose the next game, so help me, I will hurt him."
Zip Toad – "Mona was just in here. She was probably talking about me because all the girls do. I think she digs me."
"In three… two… one… start!" Donkey Kong yells and then he blows his whistle.
When the game starts, Bowser drags the anchor over to his teams' side right away. Shy Guy tries to grab the pot but Mona grabs it first. So Shy Guy results to grabbing the tennis ball. Mona throws the pot at the other side and it hits Koops.
"Aww, I was ready to win this game for my team…" Koops sighs as he walks off the court and sits on the bleachers. "C'mon team!"
"You want a piece of this?" Janette asks as Pauline throws the boomerang at her and misses badly. "You're a good shot."
"Oh shut up." Pauline replies.
The boomerang lands near Janette's foot and she grabs it and tosses it at Boo. It hits him dead center in the middle of his face.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle and then says, "Boo, you're out."
"Aww, I didn't even get the chance to throw anything." Boo frowns and floats sadly to the bleachers and sits next to Bow, who is reading a magazine.
Shy Guy throws the tennis ball and misses badly. Pauline runs over, grabs it and throws it at Janette. It hits her in the face.
"Ow. That really hurt!" Janette states.
"Looks like I am a good shot!" Pauline smiles.
"Oh. Yes you are." Mario says as he steps closer to her causing her to step away.
"Whatever, at least I got Boo out!" Janette skips back to the bleachers to sit down.
Bowser gets angry at Pauline so he lifts up the anchor and thrown it high up in the air. Zip Toad gets scared and holds Pauline in front of him. Pauline struggles to move; she looks up and notices the anchor plummeting towards the exact spot she was standing.
"Let me go." Pauline shouts to Zip Toad as she kicks him in his groin with the back of her foot. Zip Toad lets go, but Pauline still gets hit with the anchor. "…Ehh…."
Donkey Kong blows the whistle and Pauline is dragged off the court by Yoshi and Waluigi.
"See, this is what violence leads to." Waluigi states.
"Well I guess Pauline has another trip the infirmary, wow, she must really love that place!" Donkey Kong laughs.
Mario falls on his knees and shouts, "No. Not Pauline. Why couldn't it be one of the uglier girls? Why?"
Bowser picks up the refrigerator and hits Mario with it. Donkey Kong blows his whistle.
Peach – "Ugh. We need Pianta. We can't win without him, he's the only one that can lead us to victory. But no, he just has to be unconscious while we're losing. It's not fair. This is all Zip Toad's fault. I hate Zip Toad!"
Zip Toad – "Yeah, Peach was just in here. She was probably talking all about me too. It's a shame that there's only one of me to go around."
Peach somehow manages to lift the refrigerator and she tosses it to the other side but it doesn't hit anyone. Bowser grabs the fridge and picks it up, he throws it at Mona, but she manages to catch it which causes everyone watching to gasp. Donkey Kong blows his whistle, points to Bowser, then points to the bleachers. Bowser walks to the bleachers in shock.
"Mona who are you bringing in?" Donkey Kong asks.
"Since Pauline in unconscious, can I bring in Yoshi?" Mona asks. Boo gasps after she said that. Donkey Kong answers her question with a nod.
"I'm offended!" Boo states.
"Oh, suck it up." Mona replies. "Come on Yoshi."
Yoshi jumps up to play and shouts, "All you ashy buttocks are going down!" as sparks fly out of his translator.
Birdo hands the tennis ball to Shy Guy.
"When Mona isn't looking throw this right at her face." She instructs to the masked pothead.
"But, I'd rather hit Zip Toad in the face. It'd be funnier." Shy Guy responds with a slight laugh but Birdo doesn't laugh with him.
"You can hit him after you hit Mona!" Birdo replies.
"What can I do?" Daisy asks.
"Nothing." Birdo responds.
Mona hands Zip Toad a dodge ball and says, "When Birdo isn't looking throw this at her."
"Aww, but I want to knock the mask off of Shy Guys face. I'm dying to know what he looks like with it off." Zip Toad complains.
"You can hit him after you hit Birdo!" Mona roars.
"Fine." Zip Toad sighs. "But, it won't be the same."
Shy Guy hits Mona with the tennis ball and at the exact same time Zip Toad throws the dodge ball but Birdo easily catches it.
"I'm bringing Bowser in!" Birdo announces.
Donkey Kong blows his whistle. "Mona, Zip Toad, you two are outta here! Bowser, you're in there!"
Bowser jumps up in fury and points at both Peach and Yoshi.
"Okay, looks like it's just me and you, Yoshi…" Peach gulps.
"Uh…" Yoshi replies but then gets hit with the dodge ball from Daisy, then it bounces off him and goes back to the Fat Fireflowers' side.
Peach – "During that final game I realized that I probably have the worst luck ever…"
Luigi – "Yeah, after looking at the odds, it's easy to say, Peach probably had some terrible luck during that last part of duh game."
Boo – "I can turn invisible… why didn't I actually use my powers… or erm, natural ability to my advantage? I feel so stupid right about now…"
"Okay, looks like it's just me. I can do this! I guess I can try to lift that fridge again." Peach says to herself. She tries to lift the fridge but fails to do so because she's no longer angry. "No that's too heavy." Daisy throws a dodge ball at Peach, but Peach dodges it without a problem. "Oh. I know. I'll throw the pot!" Peach reaches down to grab the pot, and dodges a boomerang Shy Guy throws at her. She grabs the pot and yells, "Taste this!" as she throws it, but misses badly.
"Now that was just pathetic." Luigi comments from the bleachers.
"Shut up!" Peach snaps.
"I'm just saying…" Luigi comments.
"Oh I know, I'll throw the tennis ball!" Peach exclaims to herself. She picks up the tennis ball and throws it to the other side but it doesn't hit anyone. It just bounces on the floor until it rolls in front of Shy Guy. Shy Guy immediately grabs it.
"That was even more pathetic." Luigi laughs as Peach picks up the dodge ball.
"This dodge ball will hit someone!" Peach shouts as Shy Guy throws a tennis ball at her which she easily dodges. "Third try is a charm!" She throws the dodge ball over to hit Birdo, Birdo moves out of the way and crosses her arms.
"You do realize I could've easily caught that, and ended the game right now, right?" Birdo laughs. "Are you ready to give up?"
"NEVER!" Peach shouts as she lifts up the anchor and throws it. She expects for it to go far but it barely crosses the line to the other side. Everyone laughs at her pathetic attempt.
"You're running out of objects." Daisy shouts.
"I will never give up!" Peach snaps.
"Don't throw anything at her. I got a plan to make her look even more pathetic." Bowser tells his teammates who all just shrug.
"Eh, what have we got to lose?" Birdo responds.
"Okay, looks like it's time for the refrigerator- Wait why aren't they throwing anything?" Peach shrugs, "Whatever."
Peach finally picks up the refrigerator and manages to toss it lightly to the other side. Bowser catches it without a problem and laughs loudly.
"You're a loser!" Bowser laughed.
"And the Fat Fireflowers win their first challenge of the season!" Donkey Kong announces with a wide grin. Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers cheer loudly.
"We actually won a challenge!" Luigi shouted in joy. He runs up to Daisy and hugs her. "Whoo, thanks for playing so well!"
"I barely did anything." She responds.
"But still." Luigi smiled at her.
"Ugh. I'm on a team with a bunch of losers!" Mona shouts at her team and then she stomps out of the dodge ball court.
"As for the Poison Mushrooms, one of your inedible selves are going to be leaving the island tonight." Donkey Kong states.
In the next scene, Pauline is standing behind the cabins where Rosalina meditates, with her alliance to discuss who to vote off.
"Alright, I've decided that tonight we're all gonna vote off the most annoying player on our team, Zip Toad." Pauline states.
"Well, I certainly can't complain about that." Waluigi laughs.
"Yeah, he's certainly more on the annoying side." Rosalina states.
"Why him? Like he's really famous and, like, cute. We should let him in, like, the alliance!" Goombella pleads.
"That's a terrible idea…" Waluigi comments.
"No. We're all voting him off. Besides, he caused our team to lose. And, he made me get hit twice when he could have just moved out of the way." Pauline speaks up.
"But I don't wanna, like, vote him off." Goombella cries.
"Goombella, what was rule number one of the alliance?" Pauline asks as she crosses her arms.
"That you're the captain of this alliance and you're making all of the decisions…" Goombella replies under her breath.
"And what was rule number two?" She asks the irritated goomba.
"Rule number two is if you choose to break the rules it will result in you getting kicked out of the alliance." Waluigi states before Goombella could say anything.
"I think she wanted Goombella to answer that." Rosalina says.
"No it's fine." Pauline smiles. "Goombella, you better vote with me tonight."
"I will." Goombella sighs.
"Good." Pauline stomps away.
"Don't feel bad, Goombella, remember it's a competition, and Zip Toad kinda caused us to lose the challenge today…" Rosalina says while trying to comfort Goombella.
"I know but he's, like, so hot!" Goombella frowns.
"Hey, at least you got to meet him." Rosalina responds which Goombella nods in agreement.
"And you got his autograph, what more can a Goomba ask for?" Waluigi adds. Goombella looks down for a second and then looks back up.
"Like, I guess it'll be okay…" She responds.
Peach, Wendy, Pianta, Boo, Mario, and Bow are all discussing who they should vote off.
"I'm leaning towards Mona, because her attitude is just annoying…" Bow states which causes Peach and Wendy to laugh.
"And you don't have an attitude?" Peach asks with a grin.
"Whatever. Mona kept having spasms today." Bow states.
"Well, I personally think Zip Toad needs to leave. He's so annoying and he cost us the challenge today." Peach states.
"I a agree with a the princess. Zip Toad is a getting unfair treatment, so he a deserves to a leave." Mario adds.
"Zip Toad is extremely annoying, but he's really cool though. And he's not a threat like Mona." Boo states.
"Hm, Mona seems like a valuable player to me. But then again, Zip Toad could be useful strategy wise. This is a tough decision." Pianta ponders.
"I'm voting for Mona because I don't like her, I never liked her, and she called us all losers." Wendy states, then she takes out her lipstick and smears it on her lips.
"We are." Boo laughs.
Pauline – "Zip Toad better be the one leaving tonight!"
Zip Toad – "Aye. Pauline was just in here. She was probably talking about how much she likes me too. I swear all these girls like me, it's like a paradise. I could use all these girls to my advantage. I swear, I'm gonna win this show."
Peach – "Good bye Zip Toad!" /blows a kiss to the camera/ "You won't be missed!"
All thirteen Poison Mushrooms are sitting on the tree stumps near the bonfire. Donkey Kong holds up a try with twelve mushrooms on it.
He glares at all the campers who look back at him in fear. Then he says, "In Mario games mushrooms can symbolize a lot of things. For example they can symbolize growth, some can even give you an extra life. On this show mushrooms symbolize safety. Meaning if you don't get one, you're not safe. There are only twelve mushrooms on this plate. One of you will not receive a mushroom. That person will be eliminated from the competition and they can't come back. Ever! When your name is called, come up and claim your mushroom. The following campers are safe, Bow,"
Bow claps as Bootler goes up and grabs her mushroom for her. She happily eats it as she waits for the rest of the names to be called.
"Peach, Mario, Pianta are all safe. Come up and claim your mushrooms." Donkey Kong announces with a wide grin. They all three run up and grab their mushrooms and sit back down quickly. "Boo, Goombella, and Waluigi are safe." The three of them step forward and grab their mushrooms. Goombella balances hers on her head because she has no hands. "Pauline, Rosalina, and Wendy are safe" Boo kindly grabs his mushroom along with Rosalina's and Pauline's. They both happily hold theirs up in relief. "Oh… and Yoshi is safe."
"Oh thank goodness!" Yoshi sighs in relief and then he runs up to grab one of the two remaining mushrooms that are on the plate.
"Mona, Zip Toad, this is the final mushroom of the night. The person who does not receive this mushroom will be eliminated tonight. And they absolutely cannot come back, under no circumstances. Ever." Donkey Kong pauses to add suspense. "The last mushroom of the night…" He pauses to add more suspense. " goes to…" He looks at Mona and Zip Toad. Mona looks terrified while Zip Toad looks confident. "…Mona."
"Oh. Thank goodness." Mona says in relief as she runs up and grabs the final mushroom off the tray.
"Whaaatt? Me eliminated? There has to be a mistake, I mean everyone loves me." Zip Toad asks in shock.
"No. Everyone does not." Mona tells Zip Toad and then she laughs.
"The boat of losers awaits." Donkey Kong states as he points down the dock of shame to a boat that just arrived, prepared to pick Zip Toad up.
"This isn't fair. I'm the most famous person here!" Zip Toad complains.
"Zess T. Take this loser to the boat of losers. I'm getting annoyed." Donkey Kong states. Zess T wipes a tear running down her cheek and nods.
"You know what? I don't need this show. I don't need friends. I still have my fame and that's all that matters. I made this show! I'm gonna make another movie and it's gonna be bigger than ever. " Zip Toad exclaims. Zess T grabs him and drags him down the dock of shame. "I'm better than all of you! I don't even need that prize money!" Zess T throws him on the boat of losers as another boat of paparazzi appears and begins taking more pictures of him.
"Zip Toad. Why do you think you got eliminated?" One of the reporters ask him.
"Can I touch your butt now?" The same girl shouts.
"No. Don't take a picture of me like this. I'm ashamed! I'm ashamed!" Zip Toad cries as pictures continue to be taken of him.
"You get what you deserve!" Pauline shouts to Zip Toad while the boat of losers starts to drift away.
"I'll be back. Don't you all worry. And I'll get my revenge on all of you! This isn't the end. Zip Toad always gets what he wants!"
Donkey Kong looks at the camera and smiles. Then he wraps up the episode by saying, "Well that wraps up a somewhat dramatic campfire ceremony. Find out what will happen next on Mario… Total… Drama… Island!"
End of Episode 4
Zip Toad's comments on the competition
Zip Toad is sitting on the boat of losers while a boat with his press following behind. Zip Toad looks shocked, confused, and angry.
"So, Zip Toad, you got voted out. Where do you think you went wrong?" The producer asks.
"I guess… I'm too famous to be on reality shows. I'm assuming people felt threatened because I'm so famous and awesome." Zip Toad states.
"If there were another season would you like to do it for a shot at redemption?" The producer asks.
"Yeah," Zip Toad laughs. "Solely for the free publicity! Gotta get my name out there anyway I can! Actually I would love to return this season to get revenge on all my teammates!"
The producer nods. "Well good luck to you Zip Toad. It's a pleasure,"
Votes:
Wendy – Mona
Peach- Zip Toad
Bow – Mona
Pauline – Zip Toad
Goombella - Zip Toad :c
Rosalina – Zip Toad
Mona –Zip Toad
Zip Toad – Yoshi
Mario – Zip Toad
Pianta – Zip Toad
Boo –Mona
Yoshi – Zip Toad
Waluigi – Zip Toad
Zip Toad's Audition
Zip Toad's audition starts off with him standing on a red carpet with thousands of screaming fans near him. Camera flashes are shown and a large security man is trying to hold all of the girls back.
"Eeee! I love you!" One fan girl yells to him.
"Zip Toad! I would totally have your babies." Another one yells.
"Zip Toad, is it true that your next music video will be released next week?" A reporter asks the famous Toad.
Zip Toad turns and faces the camera. He pulls down his sunglasses to show his eyes. "Do I really need to say anything?" He walks away and the camera fades out.
A/N: Fourth episode finished.
7/20 - After working on this chapter again I realize I love Zip Toad's character. If I make a second season Zip Toad is definitely returning. So sad to him go. :c His conceited fame obsessed self.
-Also there's a poll up about a second season. Hint hint. No rush though, it'll be up for a while, just like to hear feedback on what would work best.
-Update me on how I'm doing so far and what you think of this chapter by reviewing.