A/N: In the words of one of my favorite singers, "Don't tell me not to reference my songs within in my songs." Of course I don't write music, but I do write fan fics, so don't tell me not reference my fan fics within my fan fics. :) This was actually the hardest chapter to write and it's not surprising. I love Jasper but I don't know his character very well, but I hope I did a good job.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Jasper

I parked the car next to a parking meter. It was still raining. I opened the door and threw my hood over my head. I glanced at the parking meter. it had twenty minutes left in it. I decided to put a couple of more quarters in for safety. I started to walk towards a police station when I leaf landed on my shoulder. I glanced up and smiled at the tree branch hanging above my car. I smiled at the branch before shaking my head. There's an old wise tell that if a leaf falls on you that the next person you see is your true love or something cute like that. I already had my true love. I smiled to myself as I thought of the small pixie vampire that saved my existence.

I walked the rest of the way to the police station and opened the glass door. The officer behind the front desk glanced up at me and blinked. I smiled at him and was about to ask where he was holding Alice and the rest of them when he pointed to the side of the station. I glanced over and frowned, it was the most pathetic sight I've ever seen. They were vampires for goodness sake.

Emmett was shoeless, pouting. Alice was talking to a car dealership (how she found one at three o'clock in the morning I don't know), and Edward was glaring at Emmett through the corner of his eye.

Then I saw her, Bella, she was laid across Edward's lap. Her eyes were closed and her face was twisted like she was in pain. I've never seen such a face on her, especially not when she was with Edward. She had her hand across her stomach. Edward glanced up at me, I frowned at him. It didn't take my extra sense to know that he didn't like that she was in pain.

Alice got up, closing her phone, and walked towards me. I held out my hands and hugged her, she was frowning. I held her head. "I'm sorry." I whispered. She nodded.

"I only got to drive it once." She whispered. I frowned, her sorrow wrapping around me. I hated when people were sad but I hated when Alice was sad more. I smiled down at her. "I'll make sure Emmett buys you a new one."

Emmett shot a glare at me. "I already have to pay to get Edward's car out of the pound and now I have to buy the pixie a new Porsche!" He yelled at me. Bella flinched. Edward shot him a glare, letting out a low growl.

"Emmett you've done enough to poor Bella, why did you have to take her drinking?" I asked, changing the subject, as Alice pulled away from me.

Emmett looked at me in horror. "What have I done to her?"

Alice let out a snort. "What about when you made her listen to you give her the sex talk?" She asked walking over to Bella to help her get up.

"And the time that you got her high…" I added as Edward and Alice pulled her to her feet.

Emmett didn't move. "What about when we had to pick her and him," he pointed to Edward and Bella, "at Wal-Mart because they decided to have a food fight in the middle of aisle?"

"That was different." Edward stated coolly, his hand resting on Bella's cheek. "We didn't break any important laws and we paid for it later."

Emmett pouted before getting to his feet. I glanced down noticing that he didn't have any shoes. Edward laughing softly, not wanting to hurt Bella, by laughing too hard. He smiled at me. "Bella threw up on his shoes."

I chuckled. "I knew I liked that girl."

Bella looked up at me, her eyes were blood shot. "Hey Jasper." She whispered softly.

"How are you doing Bella?" I asked, Edward moved a lose strand of her hair away from her face.

"I hate Emmett." She whispered before walking with Edward. I smiled at her retreating form, glancing at Emmett.

He shrugged. "She'll thank me later."

I shook my head and followed after them. A mother and her daughter walked through the door of the police station. I frowned; it was almost three o'clock in the morning. Shouldn't she be in bed? Alice frowned at me before glancing back at the little girl. The little girl looked up at us; her thumb was in her mouth. I'm pretty sure that if her mom wasn't holding her other hand that it would be close to the other hand to.

The girl's eyes widened when she saw Edward, whose hand was still wrapped around Bella. "Mommy! It's Cedric! He's alive!"

Emmett and I busted out laughing, Bella flinched against Edward. The girl broke free of her mom's restraint and ran towards Edward, wrapping her tiny hands around his waist. Alice let out a small awe. Edward stared down at the tiny form before shooting a glance at us. It wasn't often that humans, especially their off springs, give us hugs. Needless to say, Edward was slightly uncomfortable.

The mother of the girl eyes widened as she stomped to the little girl. She looked apologetically at Edward. "I'm sorry; she has a wild imagination sometimes. She gets it from her father." She grabbed one of the little girl's arms and yanked it away from Edward. The little girl shook her head, and gripped tightly to Edward's shirt.

"No!" She screamed loudly, pulling her arm away from her mom. She rubbed her nose in Edward's stomach. Edward tightened and looked at Alice and me for help. I tried not to laugh.

Bella pulled away from Edward and knelt down in front of the little girl. "Cedric needs to go back to Hogwarts sweetheart. He's going to help Harry defeat lord Voldemort. You don't want to take him away from that do you?" She asked, grabbing the girl's arm. I smiled at Bella; she would've made a good mother one day.

The little girl looked up at Bella and stuck out her tongue before burying her nose into "Cedric" again. "You're not Cho!" She screamed. "What happened to Cho?"

Bella was taken back. I looked up at Edward he was frowning. I looked at the mother of the daughter. She sighed before wrapping her arms around her daughter's waist. Edward made an involuntary jerk and his eyes widened. He glanced around hoping no one saw it, Emmett was trying not to laugh, Alice was just a shock as he was, and I was on the same boat as Emmett.

The mother finally pulled her screaming and kicking daughter away from Edward and carried her back to the front desk. Edward shook his head and grabbed onto Bella. If he was human he would have probably been red by now. "She did it on purpose," he whispered into Bella's hair. "I could hear her thoughts." He continued.

Everyone, besides Edward and Bella, let out a strangled laugh. He held onto Bella as we walked out of the police station. A loud crackle of thunder ran through the street. Bella jumped and Edward's grip tightened around her. That's when it happen, not two seconds after the thunder attacked out ears, a lightning bolt hit the tree branch above my car, breaking the branch, and thus having the said branch fall onto my car.

We stood there in shock. No one said anything. We just turned around walked into the building, our heads down in horror. Edward and Bella were the last ones to walk into the building.

"Cedric!" The little girl from before screamed before running to Edward, forcefully pushing Bella aside. "I knew you would come back for me!"



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A/N: The next chapter is the last and is in Rose's POV. I freaking love this chapter. It kicks Alice's chapter out of the water. God, this chapter was so funny. :) I love it. I don't care if you think it's funny or not, I did that's all that matters. I also made some references to my other stories (Syrup Anyone, Toke it Up, and Sex Education with Emmett) check them out if you're interested. Also post your vote in my poll! Vote for the best one shot from me. And expect an update of Cigarette Burns from me later tonight. Maybe Coffin of Love to. NO promises. Anyways review, I love ya'll reaction to the last chapter and I'm hoping for an even better reaction this chapter.

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