The pair of clowns reached the restaurant right after Ollivya and Todd, and the four of them sat down at their permanently reserved table to wait for the others. Noticing that Todd seemed oddly quiet caused Joker to cock a non-existent eyebrow in curiosity. The young man saw the look and cleared his throat, passing something to the crime boss below the table. The object turned out to be a small, square black box, and when Joker saw what was inside, he smirked and handed it back.

"What's that smirk for, dad?"

"Oh nothing you need to worry yourself over, princess. You'll find out soon enough."

Both Ollivya and Harley leveled him with a confused, yet intrigued look and he chuckled. It wasn't long before Deadshot, Zoe, Croc and Katana joined them, and they ordered their food. The patrons of the fancy, expensive restaurant would occasionally shoot a nervous look back towards their table, though due to the fact that they were dining in the presence of The Joker and Harley, or Croc's appearance, no one was sure.

"People really should learn not to stare when someone is trying to enjoy dinner, its EXTREMEMLY RUDE."

Locking eyes with one of the young men in his place of business, the King of Gotham sent him an unnerving smile that caused him to look away immediately. Shaking his head with a dark chuckle, he leaned back against the plush padding of their large round booth. Harley put a hand on his leg under the table and grinned at him, looking back over at the table when the food was delivered.

"Holy shit that's a lot of food."

"That it is. Hopefully it tastes as good as it smells."

Before long, the six of them were engaged in conversation over their food, complete with loud laughter and exaggerated hand motions. Joker took a bite of his steak through a laugh, and looked over at Todd again, who sent him a quick nod.

"Hey, Livvy?"

Turning her head towards her boyfriend, Ollivya smiled and then lifted an eyebrow at his nervous behavior. Reaching out, he took her hand and took a breath to calm himself. When Harley saw what was going on, she reached over and put a hand on her husband's leg again, a grin curling her lips.

"Livvy, we've been together for four years now, granted, two of those you've been gone at college. I…I'm really bad at this, but…you know I love you with all I have. I want to ask you…if you'll do me the honor of marrying me…"

Ollivya's jaw dropped open, and she stared at her boyfriend, speechless, as he opened the box and held it out to her. After a few moments, her mouth caught up to her brain and happy tears slipped from her eyes.

"Of course!"

Everyone at the table broke into cheers and applause as he slipped the rather elegant ring onto her finger and they met in a kiss. When they broke apart, Joker put a hand on the young man's shoulder and gave him a smirk.

"Good work, son…"

Giving his boss and future father-in-law a smile, Todd turned his attention back to Ollivya, wrapping his arm around her and pulling her close to his side. The eight of them finished their food, had a small dessert, and then headed towards the front doors of the restaurant. As they exited, thunder sounded overhead and light rain started to fall on the group. Opening the car door for Harley, Joker smiled and his gaze landed on a figure standing on the other side of the road, in the shadowed area under a store overhang. His eyes narrowed a bit, and the figure pulled a hood up over its head and walked off when he came around to his side of the car. Seeing his hesitation when he went to get into the car, Harley leaned over a bit.

"Puddin?"

"Hm?"

"You okay?"

"Yeah…there was a dude standing over there staring…he's gone now though."

Peering around his body, she tried to catch sight of the man that had been watching their family. Grunting, the King of Gotham climbed into the car and closed his door. He turned his head and met his Queen's eyes, giving the woman a reassuring smile when she gave a questioning look.

"I'm sure he wouldn't be stupid enough to try and do anything, Harls."

"Did ya see what he looked like?"

"Nah, its too dark."

Nodding, she settled back against the plush back of the seat in the Lambo, closing her eyes and taking a deep breath. Slipping the key into the ignition, the sleek purple car roared to life and Joker pressed down on the gas pedal. The pair of clowns tore down the streets of Gotham, heading back to their club and the apartment above it. It wasn't long before they were in said apartment, feeding Shadow and Ivory. The wolves devoured the raw steaks the man had secured from the restaurant for them, and curled together on the floor.

"We'll have to see just how powerful these two are at some point. Maybe have em destroy one of our enemies next time they cross us."

"As long as we bath em afterwords! Don't wanna get their fur all matted with blood."

Chuckling a bit, the man scratched Shadow behind the ear before walking into their bedroom. Harley followed behind him, stretching and flopping onto the bed with a content sigh. Joker peered down at her, a brow-bone lifted in question.

"Heya puddin."

"Comfy?"

"Uh huh."

Snorting, he rolled his eyes a bit and moved off into the bathroom to shower and change into his sleep pants. When he returned, his eyes landed on the sight of his wife, lying completely naked on her stomach. Her chin rested on her arms and her bright green eyes met his pale blue. A low growl escaped him, and his normally baggy sleep pants suddenly tightened considerably.

"Well well…this is certainly a…pleasant surprise."

A wide grin curled her lips and she reached out, grabbing the waistband of his sleep pants and pulling him closer to the bed. Stepping over without hesitation, he smirked down at her as she sat up and scooted over to the edge of the bed, peering up into his eyes. Joker ran a hand through her hair, which was down and curled lightly at the ends, and leaned down to meet her in a kiss. Giving a light sigh, Harley grabbed the legs of is pants and pulled them down with one quick yank. Grunting when he felt the cool room air on his skin, he stood back upright when she pushed lightly on his chest. The woman grinned up at him again before leaning forward to bite playfully at the large smile tattooed on his lower stomach, earning a low growl from her King.

"Somethin` wrong puddin?"

"Wrong? No…definitely not."

"Good."

With another grin, and a light laugh, Harley leaned forward and ran her tongue over his skin. Grunting, he laced his fingers through her hair again and let his eyes fall halfway shut. Meeting his eyes, the Queen of Gotham moved slightly and slowly took him in her mouth without breaking their eye contact. His immediately dropped from grayish-blue to slate gray in color, and a low, rumbling growl escaped his throat. His fingers tightened in her hair as she started to bob her head up and down, hands resting on his thighs. A low moan slipped from her, rumbling against his skin and drawing a hiss from him as his eyes fell shut. After a few minutes, he opened his eyes halfway and gazed down at her.

"Fuck, Harls…"

The woman's bright green eyes glittered in the dim lighting of their bedroom, and she pulled back with a soft giggle.

"If you insist, puddin!"

Growling deep in his throat, he leaned down and locked her in a passionate kiss, slowly backing her towards the head of the bed. Her fingers laced together behind his neck, and her body arched off the mattress when Joker ran a teasing finger down her stomach to brush against her. The man brought her to the brink of release before removing his hand with an impish grin and a chuckle.

"Mistah J!"

"Hmmm? You want me?"

"You know I do!"

"You know what I want to hear."

"Please! Please, Joker….I need you…"

A shudder passed through the King of Gotham at hearing his Queen use his full name, something she didn't do often. Adjusting himself a bit, he met her eyes, his lips pulled into a wide smile.

"Anything for you, baby."

A loud, slightly high-pitched moan escaped her as he let himself slip into her body. The two of them met in a loving kiss, and he started to move slightly, drawing groans from both of them. Supporting the majority of his weight on his arms, hands pressed into the mattress next to her head, Joker locked eyes with his Queen and increased his pace. Harley grinned up at him and lifted her legs, wrapping them around his waist and digging her nails into his shoulders. A hiss escaped him as he felt them break his skin, beads of blood rising to the surface. The light sting spurred him on, and before long, Harley swore she could hear the bed-frame creaking under the abuse. Leaning down, Joker latched his teeth onto the skin of her neck, hard enough to leave a defined bite mark the next morning.

"Oh, puddin! I don't think I can…"

"Then don't."

A low, gravely growl escaped the man as he felt her legs tighten around his waist and heard a breathy moan in his ear as she reached her end. The King of Gotham pumped his hips a few more times before he joined her, their lips locking in a bruising kiss. Once their breathing returned to a somewhat normal pace, he rolled off her and rested his head on the pillow, again hissing at the contact of the sheets against the open scratches on his back. Rolling onto her side, Harley curled into him and rested her head on his shoulder, hand over his still-hammering heart.

"That was amazing!"

"Mmm, sure was."

An ominous creaking sound was heard from below them, and Harley lifted up slightly to gaze down at her King.

"What's that no-"

Before she could finish her thought, the bed-frame suddenly gave way beneath them, sending the clowns and their mattress onto the floor amid broken pieces of wood. Both of them let out startled yells when they hit the ground, each checking the other for injuries. Once they were certain neither of them were hurt, they burst into hysterical laughter.

"We killed it! We FINALLY killed the bed!"

"That we did! Oh well, we've needed to replace this thing for ages."

After standing and making their way out of the pile of debris from the bed, the couple re-dressed and moved out into the living room where they curled together on the couch for the remainder of the night.

AN: Here's chapter 4 everyone! I apologize for the long wait between chapters, but I've been down with a virus for the past 3 days, AND busy with my new job. I'll try to upload chapter 5 sooner than I did this one, but no promises!