Hello! Sorry for the long wait, I've been really busy with school. Thank you to PoisonousDemon, Awesomeangel, and CrimsonChains for reviewing.

PoisonousDemon: I will be staying fairly cannon with HP pairings, but since most of the cannon doesn't happen until year six, I can add some other pairings. PM or review your ideas, or if you only want dmhp.

Breakfast was a rather interesting affair the next morning. The exchange students came in late, eliciting a wave of whispers when they entered. They sat at the Ravenclaw table. Lavi was limping for some reason and Allen was being carried by Kanda. McGonagall handed them their schedules, and after glancing at them, they got up and left. Professor Mikk followed them. Harry wondered why. Surely they didn't need an hour to get to class? He was about to follow them, but McGonagall handed him his schedule and he promptly forgot about them.

"Look at today!" groaned Ron. History of Magic, double Potions, Divination, double DADA, and that self defence class! That's the worst Monday I've ever seen!"

He was right. Binns, Snape, Trelawny, Umbridge, and the new teacher all in one day? Harry shuddered. This year was looking worse and worse by the minute.

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Harry was seething. How dare that toad give him detention! All he did was tell the truth! He arrived outside self defence and told Ron and Hermione what Umbridge had done. Their outrage on his behalf sated his anger slightly, so he was in a better mood when they entered the classroom.

To everyone's surprise, there were no desks, only a large pile of cushions on the floor.

"Everyone please take a cushion and sit down," Professor Mikk said. Once they had all complied, he began to speak.

"Hello, class. As you know, I am Professor Mikk. I will be teaching you how to defend yourself in stressful situations, both with wands and wandless. Any questions?"

"Why do we need to learn how to fight like muggles? It's not like we don't have our wands!" Malfoy exclaimed.

"What if you get disarmed? Or your wand is broken? What then?" Tyki asked, effectively silencing him. "Anyone else?"

"What did you teach at your school?" inquired Hermione.

"I taught advanced combat and ballroom dance."

"Are you single?" Lavender Brown said, blushing.

"In fact, I am engaged," he replied.

"Oh, to who?" Parvati squealed.

"Lavi. I believe you have met him." Tyki stated.

As if on queue, the door opened and in walked the for mentioned bunny. "What was that about me?" he asked cheerfully.

"I was just telling the class about our relationship," Tyki smirked, pulling him up for a kiss. "What did you need?"

"Just wondering when your class ends. I'm bored," Lavi whined.

"Well, this class is over in five minutes, and it's my last one of the day. Wait until the bell and I will entertain you." Tyki whispered suggestively. Lavi smirked at him and sat on his desk.

"Anyways, class is almost over, so one more question, then you all may leave."

"How old are you, and how old is Lavi?" Dean asked hesitantly.

"I am 27 and Lovely is 18. Class dismissed." Tyki said.

Everyone rushed to the door to drop off their stuff before dinner. Soon, Tyki and Lavi were the only ones left. Tyki strode to the desk and placed his hands on either side of Lavi, trapping him.

"So, what was that about being bored?" He asked, casually running his hand over Lavi's thigh. In response, Lavi threw his arms around Tyki's neck and pulled him in for a kiss. Tongues clashed as Lavi wrapped his legs around Tyki's waist and Tyki slipped a hand under his shirt.

He slipped off the offending article of clothing, rubbing and pinching Lavi's nipples until they hardened. Lavi moaned, tugging impatiently Tyki's pants.

Slipping off the desk, the younger man got on his knees in front of him and began licking and nipping the fabric of his pants, emitting small moans.

Quickly growing bored, he pulled Tyki's pants down just enough to free his huge erection. Licking his lips, he kissed the tip before licking up the underside. He then slipped his lips over the head, teasing the slit with his tongue.

Tyki grunted and laced his fingers through Lavi's hair, forcing his head down until he gagged. Eyes watering, the younger deep-throated his lover, nose brushing the coarse hair at the base. He continued this action as he stroked himself, until Tyki moaned and pulled out, cumming on his face. This triggered his own orgasm and he came hard, spattering the floor and Tyki's shoes.

Tyki zipped up his and Lavi's pants. Then he lifted Lavi up, ignoring the mess, and phased through the walls to their room, startling a few ghosts.

He lay Lavi on the bed, phasing the younger boys clothes off along with his own. He then slipped the covers over them and wrapped his arms around him. Lavi snuggled into the warmth and sighed contentedly. This was a good first day.