Title- The Many Awkward Adventures of Neji and Tenten
Author- 4give4get
Rated- T (For stuff in later chapters…)
Pairing- NEJI X TENTEN ALL THE WAY!!!!
Chapter- Four (Neji's Dream)
Disclaimer- The day I own Naruto, is the day I will square dance naked on the White House lawn. I WISH it was the day my sister square danced naked on the White House lawn, because, you really know with her…
Neji's Dream…
The three of them stood in the middle of the small village town. In was a non-shinobi village, with less than half the population of Konoha. Most of the villagers stared at them, seeing their Konoha forehead protectors.
"Hey, I just thought of something," Tenten said slowly, as the walked, "If he can change his appearance to anyone he randomly sees, he'd obviously disguised himself since he's wanted, how do we know when we see him?"
"Good point." Lee said, scratching his chin.
"I mean this will be impossible!" Tenten kicked a clump of dirt, "We'll have to be here forever!"
"Maybe not," Lee assured her, "Keep a positive attitude!" Thumbs up.
"There's no way we can do this." She stated angrily, "What does Tsunade think she's asking of us?"
"You know, my Byuukugan can see through the bloodline so his real face and body will be showing." Neji responded, "That's why I'm on this team."
Tenten caught him by surprise by throwing her arms around his neck tightly in a quick embrace. She grinned. His heart went crazy. Not only had she touched him, but hugged him. Neji could feel her touch still tingling on him. Had he been faced with the proper situation, he probably could have flied.
"Not so impossible anymore." She said, relieved.
"So what will the plan be?" Lee asked, uncertainly.
"I think I've got something," Tenten began, "How about, once Neji finds this guy—which can't be too hard, this village is small—I'll distract him, when he goes into all pervy-mode, you and Neji can attack him from behind, because he won't be expecting it. Then I'll help, too. We'll take him down in no time since it'd be three-on-one, and then turn him in."
"That will work!" Lee exclaimed, punching the air.
"But Tenten," Neji cut in, "What if before Lee and I attack him, he really does… do something to you.
This was the part he didn't like. She was at too much risk, like this.
"You underestimate me so much, it hurts." Tenten rolled her eyes, "Do you really think I can't handle this guy, for like a minute or two?"
Neji supposed she was right. He just couldn't help but still feel anxious about it. If anything happened to her, he'd personally kill the murderer, not caring if the mission was to leave him alive for conviction.
…
There was one hotel in the entire village; it consisted of one room, with nothing but a window, a crappy bathroom, and one small mattress of the floor. Neji saw Tenten sweatdrop when she saw the room.
"Jeeze, I hope you didn't pay that much for this, Neji." She shook her head, setting her bag down.
"Don't worry." He threw his down to.
"So," Lee said, standing by the door, "There is only one bed, how will we youthfully work this out? Problem solving my youthful teammates!"
"Tenten gets it. She's the girl." Neji said simply.
"Of course, you are in your springtime of youth, Neji!" Lee grinned, "It is only courtesy that Tenten gets it!"
"Hey!" Tenten protested, "I'm tougher than that! You probably think that all girls are some frail, weak beings! Well, you can tell yourselves otherwise."
Neji sighed, he should have expected this.
"Besides, Neji should get it," she continued, "He'll be doing the most work around here until we find this guy.
"But…" Neji began, but stopped himself.
This will just go on forever. Think of something, Lee!
You can't depend on Lee for everything! You're the Hyuuga prodigy.
"Hmm, maybe we could ask the owner if they have two more mattresses." Lee suggested.
"Hey perfect!"
…
The three of them now stood over the crapped-up room with TWO mattresses. They all sighed.
"Great, just great!" Tenten huffed, "Okay, we just might have to double up or something."
"Fine with me!" Lee exclaimed.
"I'm not sharing with you, Lee." She rolled her eyes, "You move too much in your sleep."
"Then share with Neji."
"I will!" she glared at him.
The thought of sharing a bed with Tenten put Neji's mind into zigzags. The mattress was so small; they'd be practically on top of each other! He had shared sleeping space with her tons of times, back when they were team Gai. But that was years ago, before Neji was hopelessly in love with her.
"Well come on!" Tenten punched the air, "Let's turn this crappy village upside down and find this sucker!"
…
Tenten was tired. And not only that, but she was cranky and tired. They had been on every single street over and over all day, with Neji's Byuukugan activated, and they hadn't seen the man on the wanted posters ONCE.
How hard could it be to find someone in a village this small! She demanded.
The only thing left to is to go door-to-door.
I can see it now.
"Let's go back and try again tomorrow." she said, slouching over as she walked behind Lee and Neji.
"Stay with us, Tenten! With our combined youth, we will prevail!" Lee gave her a thumbs up.
"But this…" she trailed off.
The village was dark now. Few people scurried around on the streets. The moon was bright, casting eerie light down on the street. An owl hooted somewhere.
This is so creepy! I hate the dark!
Oh, buck up. You're not supposed to be afraid of anything, you're a tomboy, remember?
When they finally went back to the hotel, she went right into the bathroom to change into a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. She walked out of the bathroom to see Lee already asleep, and Neji about to be.
"Move, Neji!" she snorted, shoving him to one end of the mattress. She laid down herself, and tried to stop from giggling.
This feels so weird now, I used to sleep this close to him when we were kids, but now it's kind of funny.
He smells good.
Hmmm, yeah. Well, off to sleep!
…
Neji shifted uncomfortably. Tenten was right next to him, her breathing even, as she slept. He turned onto his back and tried hard to fall asleep.
Behold, all! The world of Neji's dreams… -Ooooh, ahhhh sound effects-
Neji and Tenten were sparring like usual. She would throw countless weapons as him, and he would just block them all easily. She fell to the ground, at her limits. They had been training all day.
Neji walked over to her, and squatted down.
"I love you, Tenten." He whispered in her ear, "More than anything in the entire world."
Tenten closed her eyes and let him kiss her.
"Neji-kun." She whispered back.
"RISE AND SHINE, HYUUGA!!!" Tenten's voice shouted, as he felt her thump him on the back. He let out a moan.
"BOTH OF YOU UP, NOW!!!!!" she screamed, her voice bounced off the walls. Neji thought his eardrums might pop.
"Yes, ma'am." Both Lee and Neji said in unison, as the leapt out of bed.
Awww, that dream… WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A DREAM?
I feel your pain… literally.
End Chapter
If you see on the news, that some teenage girl is dancing naked on the White House lawn, yeah, that would be my sister.